Brummy Mummy #144 fat baby spice by day, aggressive wettonator by night

[scotbird]

I feel so sorry for wee Ethan who is totally excluded from these events and experiences simply because he’s a boy… that’s fucking despicable Emma!

 

[Lady Doodle]

I doubt this very very much Emma.
Nobody wants to look or be like you. Well nobody under the age of 80 anyway!
I don't own a dressing gown and I leave my make up on until I go to bed, sometimes a little longer if Mr Doodles luck is in, but you probably don't even understand what I mean by this
You are over weight, and it's a massive problem to you both mentally and physically.
Admit it. It might give you some interesting content.

 

[NattyMoo]

The comments underneath todays post telling her how awesome she is, how inspirational she is, all desperate for a half hearted reply. I question these people, are they all brain dead idiots who can’t see her for the complete fraud she is. Baffling!!

 

[SingSong]

Why would she want to wear sleeves in Florida in August. Can't she just throw on a vest top and shorts like everyone else in WDW.

I'll be there the same time as Bab, at least I'll be able to spot her when she's dressed like a giant Satsuma.

 

[Missymoo92]

Slight deflection, but am I right in thinking it's nearly fajita-gate anniversary?

#lestweforget #memories #youvewon #ifyouknowyouknow

 

[Tender & Tired]

Wait until they're 16 & 18, out driving and doing god knows what, or your collecting them drunk from nightclubs that they shouldn't be in.

Knowing her she will be in the nightclubs with them cus we all know what a fun crazy mom she is!!

 

[Lady Doodle]

I skipped through her stories this am and I didn't even recognise her sister . The Wet woman do not age well do they? I still maintain she's standing in her back garden and not shuffling around her neighbourhood!!! Don't even get me started on the fairy wand strategically appearing at her feet - half witted twat!!!

Of course a little girl accidentally dropping her wand on the street is made into something ALL ABOUT EMMA because the whole fucking world and everything in it revolves around Emma!

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

I feel guilty as my girl is off to the cinema which I’ve paid for and my boy got a pez but in all honesty the pez has rocked his little world I will however take him to the cinema during the holidays but what I’m trying to say is I’d feel really shitty if I paid stupid money on another concert ticket for one child but didn’t match it for the other! She’s really vile. #justiceforethan

 

[Helmac79]

She can get fucked with the "18 summers" quote that she's pinched from somewhere else. Tell that to my lovely friends little boy who only managed 8 with his Mum before she suddenly died.

 

[Good Egg]

When you look at me you see a reflection of yourselves.

1). I wouldn’t want that reflection looking back at me.

2). Narcissistic much? We are not extensions of Babs nor do we want to be.

As for brummy business woman pmsl

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

I watched some of her blog yesterday, and when I tell you her fat fingers prodding and pointing at everything gives me the fucking rage! Why does she do that to everything? She's like a toddler with her podgy fingers tapping it as she talks.

 

[muscadet]

She’s literally just threw every insta trend into that bathroom

 

[SingSong]

The bathroom looks awful, so many colours and clashing metal finishes.

Who on earth thought the gold shower head in a black shower surround, was a good look? It's terrible.

All done and chosen in a rush. So Bab can compete against her parents. They're such a weird group of people

 

[Clarissa_2019]

‘Daddy’ not dad, hide and seek, throwing things. Remind me, just how old are the toddlers 3 & 5?

 

[Tender & Tired]

“It’s always MEN!!”

Err no I’ve been sent unsolicited messages from Personal trainers of both sexes. Tbh the ones from the women often come across more condescending!

 

[Rags2Riches]

Just leaving this film recommendation for you all.

 

[BonBon27]

Ooh, animal print for animal kingdom. Revolutionary

 

[GingerWhinger]

She is doing C25K & exercising when it’s raining - credit where credits due surely!

This isn't a rave thread........

 

[ChickenWine]

The tickling made me cringe!!!!!!
Also I TREATED HIM TO LUNCH! ever the narc. Kids eat free so wonder if the toddlers enjoyed the children’s lunchboxes that EH do.

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

I cannot for the life of me work that friendship out of it?!

They are a parody of each other
One full of Botox - the other claiming to love herself with mouldy skin

One doesn't share her kids online - the other shared every second of their childhoods including images of them in swimwear and we all know where they ended up

One cooks for a living - the other can’t even be bothered to cook when she’s being paid and shares the Hello Fresh stock photo

One chats to the camera about recipes and buying sustainable clothing - the other fans her fanny and pulls repulsive faces on the daily whilst shouting and telling everyone to wear a swimming costume while sharing the most flattering images of herself to look slimmer