Brummy Mummy #144 fat baby spice by day, aggressive wettonator by night

[Whats_my_name_again]

Argh fat baby spice is so fecking annoying. She doesn't even HAVE a teen yet, so she can quit dishing out the parenting a teen advice. God I can't wait for the day Big E goes off the rails. And I hope they've spent a fortune on tickets with the shittiest view. Although as we all know, she will leave early anyway. Argh I hate her.

 

[D.W's Library Card]

Cowbags, we've clearly rattled her by saying how shite her new bathroom is so in utter desperation she's whipped out a Babanory special of being complimented on said bathroom by some tweens.

Tragic, try hard bitch.

 

[SingSong]

Bab looks like a fruit salad sweet, in that awful pink outfit clashing brightly against her yellow hair.

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

Claire is arguably far more successful - she has a pretty decent career. I’d be fucking fuming if I were her.

 

[Maddogsmum]

The reason she is so pissed off about DM's allegedly offering her fitness advice/training etc is because she KNOWS she is a big fat unhealthy walloper who NEEDS nutrition and fitness advice. The reason she says she's happy with her her size and figure is because she is far too lazy to do anything about it and even if she wasn't practically her whole platform is built upon her supposed "body confident" thing. She is NOT body confident she is a big fat liar and she'd LOVE to be a size 10/12 but she cannot be arsed to make the lifestyle changes so she bleats on about how happy she is with her size etc!
And she is not a busy mum she is a lazy twat who does as little as possible with her kids unless it benefits her or is with the Golden child (but again mostly for content!!).
Honestly she gets worse by the day, this bitch.

 

[SingSong]

That's how ste runs when he's hanging around by the canals with his 'friends'

 

[Missymoo92]

Hate to babfend, but she does have a point about ships passing in the night...















As in, she's the size of a fucking ship

 

[justplaintired]

I’m same as most of you I loved the holidays. Not as much clockwatching , dropping and collecting. Making packed lunches . Up with the hens. We could do lazy days or days at the beach . She dramatises everything because she doesn’t parent. Ste is the only parent those kids have. She’s the camera woman and that’s it

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

I thought Babs moved for secondary schools? So how come it seems that Erin goes to the tween version of Guantanamo Bay that she is lucky to have survived?

 

[Misssj80]

What a weird advert. " I treated him to lunch", "Daddy" this and "Daddy" that. It was really awkward to watch and Babs, the first advert you did for this place tanked, this one will definitely get shit engagement too. And what does it matter that Stevie is 41 and 6ft2?

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

So she can schedule in time to see her parents during the summers holidays? But when her parents moved and when her dad had surgery she couldn’t be around to help out?

 

[yellow_daisies]

Another treat for Golden Brat. Where is Ethan? Why can't she drop Erin and her friend off and do something with him?

 

[Allthecakes]

This isn't a rave thread........

Ha! Is Spiderplantlady the one who strokes a cactus for content

 

[bluey’sdad]

So Erin got a nice treat when she got in from school, I assume Bab will be doing something equally as nice for Ethan...

This is Ethan that had to have his bedroom makeover as his Christmas and birthday present remember. Then Erin also got one despite having had one less than a year ago. Her favouritism of her daughter is disgusting.

 

[SingSong]

She is doing C25K & exercising when it’s raining - credit where credits due surely!

Is that you Bab

I'll give her credit when her kids photos don't end up on porn sites and when Bab earns her own money. Not selling out her kids privacy for insta fame. Hope that helps.

 

[Lady Doodle]

For gorgeous baps see also : Fat

 

[GingerWhinger]

Awww doesn’t Ste look happy taking his mummy out for the day.

 

[Handwash30]

Why does she always start captions with “my name is Emma”, followed by her age, and rAnDoM “funny” facts about herself such as “I wear big pants”? She talks like she’s doing an icebreaker in a workplace induction.

All this “gorgeous baps” business is a step too far - there’s being confident and there’s being a deluded, big headed cunt.

 

[Handwash30]

Good boy Steve, busy choosing your one ride you want to go on so the Fat Controller can put it on her spreadsheet. Looks like it’s his turn to use their one shared brain cell - he’s figured out a long queue time will mean a longer break from foghorn.

It’s just crazy how Steve is sooo excited for Florida, watching vlogs and texting her non stop about it… but he didn’t make a peep about his “dream holiday” to lanzarote? Funny how that worked out isn’t it?

 

[Rags2Riches]

Why are her answers always so short when replying to not just her followers but also (allegedly) her dad?

He wrote out a long message just to get “ahh that’s amazing”. Three fucking words. I’ve noticed her reply that same way to him before.

You’re a lazy stuck up cow Emma Cuntway.