Brummy Mummy #139 Babs and the Echo Chamber of Secrets

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

honestly, my favourite part of her shitty attempts at hello fresh adverts is that she always places such emphasis on how incredible it is that the ingredients for each recipe are delivered in exactly the correct portion, so that you don't have to buy a pack of three peppers, for example, and then only use one and the others go to waste! you can teel she literally never buys vegetables as she is totally unaware thta it is perfcrlt possible to walk into the fresh vegetable section of. a supermarket and simply buy one pepper - or that, depending on an individual’s preferences in vegetables - the generic ones like onions, peppers, mushrooms etc are not items that most families would perceive as a huge inconvenience if they had to buy a pack of more than the exact portion required for a specific recipe, as they would simply add a little more veg, or would simply chuck thr remaining vegetables in the fridge and use in another meal! it's as though she believes that hello fresh INVENTED the possibility to be able to buy a single vegetable, as though the general population are in the habit of buying kg bags of carrots when they only need one single carrot for a recipe, and immediately dumping the rest of the bag in the bin, thus hello fresh are "reducing waste" which is a totally new concept that wouldn't be possible for anyone buying veg from Tesco.

It just proves they don't eat anything healthy, I wish I only needed one pepper a week my kids eat them daily, they have the standard pepperscarrotscucumber (all one word one in my house) trifecta in their lunchbox every day. Bored of cutting the bastards up tbh.

 

[OhhBacon]

It'll be soooooo interesting to see how she reacts to this when she's caught up, which she will, probably while on the slow train home....

Is there a bathroom floor on the slow train….asking for a friend (Bathroom breakdown incoming!)

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

Yep - let’s face it, she has more money than a lot of us on here I’d imagine, but do total strangers know what your daughter’s bedroom looks like? Or what she likes to read/wear/say? Are they on porn sites for pervs to wank over? No, because you value your child’s privacy and long term mental health.
I know who I’d rather be thanks Emma.

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

ha, in true babs style, you HAVE to stalk her to the toilets and request a selfie with KWEEN babs, and was she gurns next to you with the usual peace sign pose, expecting your friend to be taking a photo, slyly have her recording the moment as - instead of grinning next to her like the babette she thinks you are - whispering "i'm a " in her ear, and as she desperately scrabbles in her bag for her police files, flustered and breathless, call her a cunt, drop mic and walk away!

bonus points if you manage to snap a photo of her in the wild drinking alcohol! y'know since she DOESN'T drink and NEVER lies!

Whispering I’m a cowbag

 

[Handwash30]

That knob Sarah can do one as well. We all know she didn’t fall for Emma’s crap about not being able to have seedless jam, because she’s such a good mummy she only eats shitty gelatinous goop. Emma has absolutely no issues treating herself and if she wanted jam, she’d have it. Just like she treats herself to giant chocolate bars, and hundreds of pounds of clothes a month, for example.

She just knew she’d get a bit of promo out of it if she sent her the mummy jam with a personalised note, because Emma is such a saddo she has to post every time another human being interacts with her to prove how popular she is.

 

[Handwash30]

Thought they were having a Eurovision party? It’s the middle of the show, and she’s in bloody bed. It’s not even 11.

 

[Missymoo92]

someone who is self-conscious of their arms/arse!
Sorry, I forgot, she’s a body positivity kweeeeen! Seriously, she does look like what they used to wear on HI-DI-HI (niche), with the midi and granny sandals!

Hi-Di-Hi
From the cunt-di-cunt!

 

[yellow_daisies]

Thought they were having a Eurovision party? It’s the middle of the show, and she’s in bloody bed. It’s not even 11.

That's the real reason Wet San hosted this year. Emma could just leave instead of turfing everyone out of the hobbit house and having a row with Claire .

What the actual fuck is that "buffet"? Why is it just sweets, crisps and popcorn?? There's not even a selection of beige, pre-made sausage rolls and savoury eggs with a token bowl of "fancy" peppers. But, Wet San posing behind it as if she's lovingly slaved all week to create a Eurovision buffet fit for a king instead of just dumped a load of crap into bowls just sums up everything about that family.

 

[Whats_my_name_again]

Still laughing that the party was over and she was tucked up in bed by 11pm. After all the posts about being a Eurovision super fan. Can't make this shit up! Is she in bed so she can get a wash on at 6am (but she uses a timer). MAKE IT MAKE SENSE, FLABS

 

[Misssj80]

Bloody "Sainsbos" I can not stand it when people call Sainsbury's "Sainsbos" it winds me right up. Also people who call holidays "holibobs" which I'm pretty sure Babs has in the past

 

[Boredofgrey]

What a fucking loser.

Buffet of crisps.

Looked like a 90’s holiday rep.

Didn’t make the results.

How is she coining it on with this absolute cack!

 

[Maddogsmum]

Well that’s a sizeable arse there! Deffo NOT a #size18! And the sleeves on that jumpsuit are so tight it’s like arms are sausages trying to escape their skins!
Excellent work!!!

 

[syd81]

Not suitable for under 11s is she serious.
My daughter has been making bracelets like these for years and she's 9!
Too fiddly for someones sausage fingers!!

 

[Mingles1001]

there is literally never a point in my life where I’ll be influenced to buy anything after seeing it modelled on that self obsessed square

 

[Behelzabobs]

Shows the difference when photographed without all the leaning forward, leaning like a teapot, holding a skirt hem out and being photographed from on high

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Buffet I’m sorry that looks like a 5 year olds party I did a buffet yesterday was up prepping food at 8am so I could just Chuck it in the oven when my guests arrived! They really are a weird bunch and whoever mentioned travel rep she looks like she works for lunn polly in the 90’s!

 

[Mingles1001]

My husband has been hospitalised twice with asthma and is still waiting to see respiratory consultant & this fat walrus pisses around with a blue inhaler every now and again and she’s going today??????? The more I see the more I’m enraged by this blimp. Talk about health inequalities!!!!!

 

[GingerWhinger]

Couldn’t go anywhere without wet wipe Ste, but can go on multiple solo trips to London to meet up for work or with other instawankers……..

 

[Barnabybear]

Now she has really pissed me off.

I do have travel anxiety ( major motorway crash) actually diagnosed by a professional and not via SM.

Its truly crippling and effects my life daily, I'm getting there but it's so bloody annoying and embarassing. It's exhausting if I'm honest.

She's so fucking flippant about her mental health, jumping on whatever bandwagon is passing by.

She truly is a dangerous individual and really should keep her cavernous gob shut.

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

Got some in the wild pics from one of our group. I was sans phone (was on my way to the bar). We’re just at the recap / setting up for half time show so I’ll post the pics when out and can grab them from my mate.

ETA: unfortunately she doesn’t seem to be sat near me, but I’ll try and bump into her on the way out (no idea how )

Stalk her to the loo, Olivia Rodriguez stylee! As that’s clearly acceptable behaviour isn’t it Babs?!