Brummy Mummy #139 Babs and the Echo Chamber of Secrets

[Riiiiiiiiight]

I read on another thread that shops are trying to put a stop to people coming in trying a shed tone of clothes with no intention of buying yet sharing aff links also some shops have started to charge for returns to stop the huge hauls for it all to be sent back. And I actually hope it happens I feel for retail workers who constantly have to clean up after the next hun’fluencer who come in to a do a come try with me session! It’s dull pointless and a sneaky money making tactic.

 

[Handwash30]

She’s full of shit anyway - she’s a stay at home mum to two older children in full time education, with a husband who apparently does all the cooking, cleaning and jobs around the home. She literally has no other purpose than to sew on badges and make sure PE kits are clean - yet the useless prat still fucks it up. She’s not snowed under with “mumming” she’s just bone fucking idle, and balks at having to do something that doesn’t benefit herself directly.

 

[Mrslollypop]

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Haaaaaa ran here for this! She can’t get her feet into them so she’s got an inch of shoe left at the front, her toes barely peeking out of the mule and her heel hanging off the back. That will be nice a comfy in a hot country. In fact after a flight, in the heat, she’s not a Hope in hell of wearing them!

 

[yellow_daisies]

I’m really confused by her last story. What caused her to sob?
Also just to add is it normal to sob so much? She seems to be sobbing over everything! Last time I sobbed was when I nearly lost my dog last year!

This is Emma, you need to add on about 75% EFI (Exaggerated For Instagram) Tax!
"I sobbed" = "I got a bit teary"
"We all screamed" = "Family made mildly mildly enthusiastic sounds.
"I'm GREAT at my job" = "I used to be alright-ish at my job and now I'm just clinging on by my poorly painted fingernails and trying to make Disney and wearing belt personality traits"

 

[Booklover]

What the fuck does she look like!

 

[muscadet]

What did I just see! My eyes are burning, the fanny flaps engulfing that pole omg

 

[Stickladylove]

I just don’t get her, she lolls in bed on a weekday til what, at least 8am?, when the kids are racing round to get out to school, yet when everyone gets a chance at relaxing and lying in bed themselves she’s up at the crack of dawn, stomping round putting the washing machine on, disturbing everyone. She’s just so arse about face about everything!

 

[Lady Doodle]

Saw this, thought of Emma!

 

[mo fo]

Just a Christ which adults actually have a sweet buffet??? They are a pathetic bunch of arseholes! Never seen a more unhealthy looking bunch! And limp biscuit is wearing shorts??? What… in the actual warm
Weather??? God he lives life on the edge this one Fuck sake more riveting content! I can’t even be bothered to hate watch her anymore why are all these people liking her content??? Where are they all
From!!!!
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The only people I know that have a party for something and all go to bed before it’s over you can’t make this shit up! What is the fucking point??? It’s like going to a football match and leaving before it finishes??? Going to a bbq and leaving before the food is ready??? Twats

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

She does know you aren’t supposed to see chub rub shorts doesn’t she? She looks fucking ridiculous in that pink monstrosity. Nellie the Elephant springs to mind

 

[Clare]

Is there room on the broom for a #notasize18 witch like me?!

Surely the next thread title

 

[Rags2Riches]

Oh she’s even rehashing the liner stuck to the wall photo again

Yep. She uploaded the exact same photo - it’s in the same position so it’s definitely a rehash. This absolute weirdo had this photo saved from 3 months ago and thinks it’s content …

 

[NattyMoo]

Miles apart from Babs … and that’s why she doesn’t have a thread on here…

 

[emme1122]

How many molars has she had removed??

 

[shazbev]

Course he did Jan... Another incident in Bab's book of fantasy. For all her made up wafflebollox, I'd expect her to write books worthy of J. K. Rowling - her imagination is so rife and she fantasises like she were on crack! Yet she can't even put together a pamphlet of supposed poetry.

 

[Baboff]

No fucker rings in from a phone box
Why does she insist on saying that

Season one was shit
Why the fuck is there a season 2

The way she twatted on about a special guest I thought Judy Blume would at least make an appearance or maybe Ste dressed as a cock calling himself Ralph

Odious woman - thick unfunny and arrogant- the cunt is strong in her

 

[Helmac79]

"I feel really happy with what I plan to wear in 2023."
Thank god for that, I've been worried sick Emma . Berk!

 

[GingerWhinger]

Imagine being able to have multiple shopping trips per month, buying outfits that will never see the light of day again, going to the theatre/ concerts every month. She equates her income to a teacher’s salary……..now I scraped a pass on GSCE maths but that still doesn’t add up to me

 

[SingSong]

Bab:
Lies on sofa all day, everyday
Eats nothing but beige food
Doesn't exercise
Doesn't work
Has no mental or physical exertion
No sex life/loveless marriage
Has subconscious guilt as she realizes she's sold out her kids lives

Then thinks that feeling awful is to do with the menopause and HRT will fix it all, then acts like her life is different since she's started taking medication.

She's a liar and delusional.

 

[kizzy]

wild how even when supposedly totally wasted - sorry, "well tipsy" - steve looks equally as gormless and unexpressionless. and entirely devoid of emotion as his usual cardboard cut out self! because obvs this is the face of a guy absolutely RABID with excitement, squealing along to girls run the world and all the single ladies, living his best life with screams of "you GO, Queen!"! okay, babs!

babs assuming he was screaming "to the left" was more likely a result of her being. drunk, and interpreting him trying to communicate that he wanted to LEAVE, as babs hollering along to Independant Women - "the house we live in/the holidays we go on/the tickets to this concert - I BOUGHT IT!" was an unnerving reminder the controlling and emotionally abuse relationship he had found himself trapped in...!

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"I took Stephen to see Beyonce" not "WE went to see Beyonce" makes sure everyone knows she paid.