Brummy Mummy #127 two gifted events in one day, Babs only goes out when she doesn’t have to pay

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Here’s a little rework of the carol Once in Royal David’s City -

Once in lovely Birmingham city
Stood a mouldy Hobbit House,
Where a mother exploited her children
Just so they could meet Mickey Mouse:
Emma was so drunk and riled,
Triple Threat her favourite child.

Ste came down from his stepladder,
Where is Babs the Lard of all?
Is she drunk under the table,
Is she filming another haul?
Mummy corner is where he found her,
Holy tit she’s found my Grindr.

 

[Boredofgrey]

She looks like a frozen potato smiley.

I’m dead. You win the internet today

 

[Lady Doodle]

Here’s a little rework of the carol Once in Royal David’s City -

Once in lovely Birmingham city
Stood a mouldy Hobbit House,
Where a mother exploited her children
Just so they could meet Mickey Mouse:
Emma was so drunk and riled,
Triple Threat her favourite child.

Ste came down from his stepladder,
Where is Babs the Lard of all?
Is she drunk under the table,
Is she filming another haul?
Mummy corner is where he found her,
Holy tit she’s found my Grindr.

Brilliant

 

[ContentCrunch]

Brilliant

Beautiful takes me back to my children’s Christmas concert last week which wasn’t filmed for the sake of vulnerable children.

 

[SingSong]

Bab pretending that Ste wants to have sex with her lol.

We all know he prefers a sausage

 

[Allthecakes]

Those 2 children. It's so sad when you look at their lives, so much trauma from Bab's choices.

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

Here’s a little rework of the carol Once in Royal David’s City -

Once in lovely Birmingham city
Stood a mouldy Hobbit House,
Where a mother exploited her children
Just so they could meet Mickey Mouse:
Emma was so drunk and riled,
Triple Threat her favourite child.

Ste came down from his stepladder,
Where is Babs the Lard of all?
Is she drunk under the table,
Is she filming another haul?
Mummy corner is where he found her,
Holy tit she’s found my Grindr.

Bravo this is bloody brilliant

 

[ohyes]

Holy duck balls, this should come with a warning how can she not be worried about how unhealthy she looks?!

 

[Jade33]

Can she not see how unhealthy and overweight she has become?

Her jumper blends in to her neck!

 

[Clarissa_2019]

The new reel, “I’ve got my dressing gown on and it’s only 5 o clock” bit late for you Babs isn’t it?? Normally tucked away with your dressing gown and manky blanky by 4pm

Ready for her 9 o clock bedtime ’ always has been, always will be ‘ even when I’m on holiday and duck what the rest of you want to do !!

 

[Rags2Riches]

Her privilege and inability to read the room gets worse. Definition of Elevenerife.

We know you went to Iceland you lump of lard. I also distinctly remember you not packing GLOVES for your child as well.

 

[justplaintired]

Wtf does she think she is? And who in their right mental state would ask for a video message . JFC she actually believes she’s famous

 

[Allthecakes]

Wtf does she think she is? And who in their right mental state would ask for a video message . JFC she actually believes she’s famous

I pity the 20.

 

[Rags2Riches]

Gift idea for those who have a horrible ex or hate their mum …

 

[Tweacle]

Gift idea for those who have a horrible ex or hate their mum …

I’m so so tempted to get her to do one for mr tweacle ! He would be bloody mortified, best gift ever

 

[kizzy]

I’m so so tempted to get her to do one for mr tweacle ! He would be bloody mortified, best gift ever

Don't do it, he will instantly fall madly in love with her and he will leave you, you just can't risk it !

 

[Allthecakes]

In her dressing gown...so much effort

 

[emme1122]

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Holy duck balls, this should come with a warning how can she not be worried about how unhealthy she looks?!

I absolutely hate when she does this with her mouth. Literally makes me heave

 

[Tweacle]

Don't do it, he will instantly fall madly in love with her and he will leave you, you just can't risk it !

He knows her, he cannot abide her. Comedy gold I’m thinking

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

In her dressing gown...so much effort

The only thing she’s ever been ‘on brand‘ for!!