Gift idea for those who have a horrible ex or hate their mum …
i guess it could work as a "joke" mother's day gift, prior to handing over the real present - would be perfect of mother's day coincided with the first of April!
or a video of blabbering babs could be used as proof to your mother that they truly are a "great mum", using the grellow one as a comparison - although it would need to be paired with a bottle of eye bleach, and would likely give them nightmares. maybe an ideal gift for a MIL you have a difficult relationship, a subtle "
duck you" which nobody else would be aware of! that, or the "gift" of her
tit attempt-at-poetry "i did a rhyme!" pamphlet!
it could also be the ideal Valentine's "gift" if you desperately want to end a relationship with your partner, but don't wanna be seen as the bad guy - simply gift them a message from blabs, and they will be running for the hills - or y'know, jumping on a train to Brum to locate "fit" babs.
i mean, i assume she is thinking she will be asked to be involved in a proposal, but jfc, that would be a guaranteed no! and even if the horror of including the grellow blabmarine in a proposal wasn't enough to repulse your partner, she would likely turn the proposal into a "marry me or i'll smash your face in!" DV threat!