genuinely hilarious that after her rant about not making comparison with the incredible decorated houses you see on SM and highlighting that she feels shit about her hobbit house, the absolute irony of her trying to appear #relatable by resharing a post which was created to emphasise the fact that Christmas isn't all about money and expensive gifts and fancy decorations and expensive festive day trips to theme parks and multiple trips to see santa and huge amounts of food or expensive advent calendars etc - it's about spending time with the people you love, wrapping and giving gifts - not receiving them, which is babs' priority, hence her being unable to resists sharing her braggy "what I got for christmas" vlog on boxing day - and enjoying the lights and festive atmosphere etc, with babs claiming the post applies perfectly to her and reflects the meaning of christmas. absolute babshit. babs could spend time with her family, watching movies and playing board games, yet instead she chooses to ignore her kids, either banishing them to their rooms to avoid spending time with them, or opting to watch tv and refusing to join in when the kids play games with ๐ช. and as for walking thru the twinkly, festive lights - yet another blatant lie. we all know babs doesn't walk anywhere because it is far to much effort ad strain on her body - and at this point, the consequences that moving had on her ability to breathe won't be fixed by an inhalor - it's not fucking asthma, babs - or downing a family pack of biscuits that she shoved in her "mum bag" to give her enough energy to talk around the block. sure, she'll have eaten her advent calendar chocolate by 6am,because she has absolutely zero willpower - but eating sugar for breakfast is hardly a specifically "December" thing for babs - and as for the festive candles, i genuinely hope she doesn't reveal a wankee candle calendar that she bullied wet san or ๐ช into buying fir her, because nobody needs to hear her whinge about green candles in addition to the fudge drama and rage each morning.
fuck her knowledge as "head of RE" - babs' "true meaning of christmas" is all about spending money on
herself - yet another christmas mug, endless "christmas party" frocks, more christmas pyjamas, festive duvet covers and more tat decorations - ensuring that
she receives the most gifts - a demand her family will comply with to avoid tantrums - creating boring, rehashed festive content, beige buffets, sugary food, all the snacks, a shit load of alcohol, hot cocks which are at least 75% baileys, sitting on the sofa and refusing to move while her elderly parents prepare her Christmas lunch, and wait on her hand-and-trotter and deliver her snacks as she demands so she doesn't have to move, and ensuring her roast is served with both aunt bessie's frozen roasties and a dollop of smash - but no gravy. and fuck the concept of christmas spirit, and it being a time for kindness and generosity and being charitable and thoughtless and behaving in a selfless manner. NON of that is involved in what christmas means to selfish, greedy, braggy babs.
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make-up and crayoned-on waxy red lipstick! 
or for wherever she's going. 
E was either forced to or theyโre all simply bonkers and donโt care how embarrassing Emma is 
