Brummy Mummy #126 Trod on chip, hand on hip, how to have a dull time on a Disney trip!

[Good Egg]

Can you incorporate it into some kind of dance routine, or take pictures stood in your underwear holding and hashtag your clothes size?

@cheddarchalpupa. Cheeky

 

[Deedeedum]

I think Babs thinks she looks like a sex goddess with her tousled locks…(she doesn’t). But I wonder if now she’s grown her hair, it’s a bit thinner so all her hair is pulled to the front with just a bald looking parting at the back?

 

[Allthecakes]

Wonder who told her to go from red to dark nails. Her reading, why do we even need to know about that?

Zero mention of Waterstones later!

 

[bluey’sdad]

So I took new for the IC200000 and watched the flog and my goodness she’s been to Thomasland that many times but doesn’t know the name of the train. Henry is BLUE it was bloody Percy you moron! So invested in her children she can’t even name the characters

Not to Babfend but both Henry and Percy are green. Gordon, Edward and Thomas are blue. I loved it as a kid .

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

So Wet San is Mother, not Nanny San but Grandad Rog is Grandad Rog

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

babs justifying resharing half the content she has posted over the past year as a summary of her 44th year of life - undoubtedly deemed "werk", thus the perfect opportunity to banish the toddlers to their bedrooms even earlier, desperately hoping for reassuring DMs from the babettes, telling her she is amazing and such an inspiration and telling her she doesn't look a day over 65 35, to boost her confidence prior to her turning 45. she can say she doesn't dread birthdays and totally embraces the fact that she is another year older, yet the repeated references to "turning 45" and her "last day being 44" and being "closer to age 50 than 40" etc etc over the past few days screams otherwise.

 

[Allthecakes]

Yes, otherwise she's in her PJ's when her family visited in the afternoon!

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Could it be the funeral? I know there’s a huge backlog near us and they’re taking over a month to be conducted

 

[Crapbagchrissie]

Maybe a meltdown about tomorrow’s Waterstones appearance! She’s been very unenthusiastic the few times she has mentioned it.

I am hoping for this! I wish I could go but I'm working late. How will she manage not being in her pjs by 5pm though?

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Bet she’d pondering if she can release a sad funeral poem pamphlet

 

[MrsJ2000]

This elf malarkey makes me laugh so my daughter 12 doesn’t believe well I don’t think she does I’ve never actually asked but as she put on a power point presentation to me and her father with her Christmas wish list im gonna assume she’s cottoned on it’s us that does all the magic shit. My 4 year old has to be the funniest tho he went mummy is that elf coming back because I actually hate it I’m pretty sure Ethan might want to hold on to the magic a bit longer but Erin I doubt that very much but again she could change the content to Erin helping with the elf etc etc

Love the fact your daughter put on a wish list power point presentation for you

 

[Allthecakes]

Does anyone else think these WhatsApp messages aren't actually from TTT? I don't know any schools who allow the kids to use theirs phones during school time look at the times they were sent,,,,,,,,???
I wouldn't put it past twat face to have a burner phone she mocks these things up on herself, like the fake Insta accounts she has for The Wets

Good spot!

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I think we can all see here that the apple doesn't fall from the tree...that said at least wet San dresses younger than her daughter...and better!!

Yes, and wears her belt on her waist

 

[Shadowlands]

She'll be loving the intrigue!

 

[Allthecakes]

And babs I will admit you are correct. .. you are too much. You’re too boring, too needy, too lazy, too loud, too self centred , too boring, too filthy , too lousy a parent and wife, too spoilt and I could go on but admitting you are right even in this instance is too much for me. So go and fuck off back into the pit of shyte and stay there.


ETA too bored twice the gods made me write it again

It's OK youcan throw some shade her way with the repetitiveness

 

[DaysOfSpeed]

I know i’ve said it before but I really do hope the two E’s are not watching KSI/Logan Paul content as they are far too young for it, but then how else do they know about Prime?!

Not to defend her, but she’ll claim he’s seen it in WWE. I have heard it in the background of her going to bed posts, she just doesn’t mention it because it’s a bit low brow.

 

[ChickenWine]

Bab Wazowski….

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Nearly spat out my advent calendar chocolate laughing at that!!! Brilliant!!!

 

[Acorncollecter]

Here we go with the really exciting boring advent calendar constant and the moaning when she dosent get the chocolate she wants plus it wasn't Cadburys fault last year you got the wrong calendar Babs.
I can't be doing with her I've had some devastating news that my dad is dying and hasn't got long probably days and I don't think I'll have the energy to tolerate her so I may lerk but will take a break for a while and will be back soon

Much love to you x

 

[Frankie75]

I’ve seen better looking legs on an elephant …..they are shocking

brilliant

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

questions the authenticity of black friday sales. debates whether it is all a scam and that prices are raised beforehand so that products appear cheaper. doesn't want to know if the items are at a lower price next week. then goes on to advertise black friday deals at matalan and simplybe! top advertising as always babs! i'm sure the babettes will be fighting over those discounts now you've told them that black friday deals are all a scam!

also, note how she mentioned that her
black friday haul included gifts for the wets, 🪜 and TTT. by that point she had totally exhausted herself, thus the afterthought was an afterthought - yet again.

 

[Lady Doodle]

I was a lurker last year so I can’t really remember… did she buy a chomp/fudge advent calendar and expected other chocolates inside?? Surely she didn’t have a Heroes advent calendar last time

She didn't- I've just posted a pic 2 comments above!