Brummy Mummy #116 On the Ticky Tocky with her tacky Tiki

[ohyes]

I can’t believe they’ve stayed in the hotel room each night so far what the actual duck?!?! Who the duck stays in the hotel room to watch a movie on a sunny all inclusive holiday in Spain?!

Even if (and it’s a big if) Ethan had asked to stay in last night, you just say no! Get dressed up, head down to the bar and the kids would have a blast. This is actually very sad. What a waste of a life. Those kids are missing out on so much.

 

[yellow_daisies]

I will never understand why they go on holiday, several times a year, to do more or less exactly what they do at home. It seems such a waste of money. Is there some (amazingly) undisclosed reason they are SO wedded to the routine? The only family I know who have a strict routine have an autistic child, but even they manage to change things up here and there! A quiet night in the hotel room seems more like a midweek recharge to me, ready to make the most of your last few days!

 

[Maddogsmum]

Omg they’re so boring! Who sits on the hotel room watching a movie?! You can ( and do ) that at home! When my son was Ethan’s age he used to be desperate to get to the mini disco - he’d be saying hurry up and finish your pudding so we can go!!
What is the point of going on holiday if all you’re going to do is shop for tat and watch tv in your room? You might as well stay home!

 

[yellow_daisies]

It's interesting how she subtly sabotaged any holiday that isn't her choice/Disney. Iceland, they holed up in the hotel because she failed to take any of the advice she engagement-begged for, and they weren't adequately equipped for the weather. Lanzerote, Kween of Packing Emma has forgotten her her tit belts, shoes, and blusher... so presumably they now can't do things. She managed to remember every damn thing when they went to Disney though.

 

[Maddogsmum]

It's interesting how she subtly sabotaged any holiday that isn't her choice/Disney. Iceland, they holed up in the hotel because she failed to take any of the advice she engagement-begged for, and they weren't adequately equipped for the weather. Lanzerote, Kween of Packing Emma has forgotten her her tit belts, shoes, and blusher... so presumably they now can't do things. She managed to remember every damn thing when they went to Disney though.

Who gives a tit about forgetting blusher on their holiday?!
And I am a minimal packer so flip flops, a pair of sandals and trainers would be standard amount of footwear for me! They don't do anything that requires vast selection of footwear do they!
I do not understand why Set puts up with her crap on holidays of sitting around in the hotel room, I really don't.
I think you're right though - if its not HER choice (ie Disney!) she will subtly try to sabotage it.
She really is a truly horrific witch.

 

[Loopybird69]

The absolute cunting cheek of this woman!
the poem was posted to her fb by the author? (Never sure with poetry) andalso another babette and she’s removed the one from the author and put it on her story not even taggingthe author even though her insta handle is in the bottom right corner. No one just sent it to you, you lying cretin.

worried people will realise how tit your ditties actually are by tagging someone else especially another brummie

 

[yellow_daisies]

Who gives a tit about forgetting blusher on their holiday?!
And I am a minimal packer so flip flops, a pair of sandals and trainers would be standard amount of footwear for me! They don't do anything that requires vast selection of footwear do they!
I do not understand why Set puts up with her crap on holidays of sitting around in the hotel room, I really don't.
I think you're right though - if its not HER choice (ie Disney!) she will subtly try to sabotage it.
She really is a truly horrific witch.

But how will body confident/positive/neutral/whatever attention seeking bandwagon she's on right now Babs be able to go out of an evening without her full face of clown make up?!
It's insane to spend that money and not make the most of it- but maybe you don't need to when you go on 4/5 holidays a year?

 

[Loopybird69]

if they bother her that much she should stop buying them or do an account cleanse. Wait she’d drop half her followers if she did that

 

[Barnabybear]

Why didn't they just hire a villa if all they're going to do is sit in the room all evening.

She could have filled it with crap beige food, wouldn't have had to worry about socialising or people judging her and her loud gob, and she would have been able to sit on her fat arse and watch Netflix to her hearts content.

Failing that Steve should've packed for the three of them, buggered off to the Canaries and left the selfish old goat at home.

 

[Allthecakes]

"I told everyone we're having a pool day!"

Until she saw grey skies so now presumably more shops...surely it's still warm enough even if cloudy?!

 

[Jellybean79]

Here’s all of us thinking she’s sat watching them on the balcony so that she’s got content for the gram, but when you look at the grid photo there’s no chair for her! They don’t want her out there with them. Well played family, well played

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

I haven’t had much experience with Spain type holidays but surely you can still have a pool day if it’s grey outside?

 

[Awhenny]

How bizarre to go on a search for willie key rings on holiday. She sounds rough this morning!

 

[Nolovelost3]

"I told everyone we're having a pool day!"

Until she saw grey skies so now presumably more shops...surely it's still warm enough even if cloudy?!

Just proves that she dictates to everyone what happens. Is it not everyone’s holiday? Do they not all sit down and discuss what they would like to do on their holiday? Clearly she just stomps around the place telling everyone what’s happening on her terms. She is vile. Her family must be absolutely fed up of her or just don’t know any better and are used to being bossed about and micro managed by her. It’s disgusting. Snapping at them to turn the tv down so she can prioritise talking nonsense to her phone.. it’s appalling behaviour.

 

[Nemodory]

She’s so happy it’s cloudy so they can visit more tat shops. Honestly, her idea of a holiday blows my mind. We’re away at the moment and even with my autistic son, we’ve been able to do lots of different things, within reason. Those poor kids being dragged around shops again.
When I’ve been to the Canaries, it’s often overcast first thing but it’s still warm and brightens up about 11am! Any excuse!

 

[Mrswafte]

How do you get to your 40s and not understand how to go on a a family package holiday?

breakfast
Pool / beach
Lunch
Pool / beach
Dinner
Entertainment till kids can’t stay awake
Bed

repeat x 7

Throw in a visit to a local market and any other sightseeing activities you might want to do, but to be honest for a week we barely bother to leave the resort if its AI !

Maybe its because she does absolutely duck all for the other 48 weeks of the year thats she not completely knackered like the rest of us that just need to do nothing for a week except spend time with the kids / husband and eat and drink for a week

 

[Popper]

Only 3 chairs at that table where they were playing cards. Disgusting that she would rather talk to strangers about HER childhood memories of playing cards on the balcony, instead of actually making new memories with her kids. All about her.
And Blabs, your hair doesn’t look any different. Still a dry, dead, yellow mess. Every holiday she needs to pretend her hair goes curly/frizzy in the humidity. It doesn’t.

I also find it interesting that she never shows what they eat. On holiday or at home. Will show herself lying naked on a bed but won’t show what they eat? I can only imagine how horrific their meals are.

 

[ukclar]

Telll the kids your going to the bloody disco. She’s probably been reading here so made out like it was Ethan’s choice. If it was his choice then ffs poor kids been taught the lazy life of his mother rather than how to have fun. Their holidays are so so so sad All for content, funny you only see Emma interacting with the kids when it’s on story and it’s all photos of them doing stuff with their dad. Too busy talking to your phone, practicising your bikini poses and reading here, hi em.

 

[MeeeYOW!]

Its grey? So what? It's still warm!
I don't mind the odd grey day because it means a bit of relief from the intense sun. It doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.

If I was knackered or not feeling it for whatever reason, needed to decompress after a full day doing whatever, I would NEVER deny my kids the chance to enjoy every minute of their holiday. I'd encourage my partner to take the kids to the disco without me if I *needed* to stay in the room for whatever.
No matter which way you look at it she just comes across as selfish...I think she wanted to catch the opening of the CWG so she can talk about it.

 

[SingSong]

Bab it's bloody 8 in the morning, give it an hour and the sun will burn away the clouds. She's just making excuses to go shopping and not to the pool. Bab should've stayed home and left Ste and the kids to go on a pool holiday.

What a mega witch. Ste should find his balls and refuse to go along with Babs tit plans