The food there is typical AI type but they do live cooking chicken fish steak there is always a roast meat every night as well as paella. There is an italian section that cooks pasta to order There is also a speciality restaurant that one night is chinese the next night mexican but she obviously ate at the snack bar which stops doing food between 6pm to midnight so it’s obvious she’s made them have an early tea as the main dining room doesn’t open till 7pm. What. way to act on holiday The snack bar is not good we only ever used it to go fill our insulated mugs with coffee food was stood out far too long being kept warm (cold)
the toddlers need to be all tucked up in bed by 6.30pm - we can't expect them to be allowed to stay up beyond 7pm to eat their evening meal! plus for babs, the very idea of having to wait beyond 5pm to eat her tea would blow her tiny mind! that explains why she trowlled down pasta AND pizza AND chips at lunch - plus the obligatory sweetcorn confetti
- AND a dessert - she knew her evening meal would be a pitiful-looking beige snack, so she had to ensure she'd shovelled down enough carbs earlier in the day to help her get thru til her evening sugary snacks! and i use the term "evening" loosely, considering babs is in bed by 8pm.
i can fully imagine kids getting up to a buffet breakfast on holiday and being excited that donuts and churros are on offer - but i don't understand a 44 year old woman getting overexcited at the change to eat sugar-coated cakes for breakfast, especially gobbling down
two cakes and a bowl of cereal - because we all know damn well that watermelon, just like the sprinkle of sweetcorn, was all for show. i appreciate everyone has different food preferences etc, but i just can't imagine eating a donut for
breakfast. not that it's an issue if you choose to do so as a treat while on holiday - but babs' standard breakfast is often a sugary cereal bar - which, presumably because they contain raisins - she perceives as a "healthy" option, along with the saturday morning "tradition" of anemic, jizz-coated cinnamon buns. but it's okay, because even babs has her limitations - remember in Florida, while showing off the sugary cakes she'd bought to share amongst the family for breakfast, she stated very clearly that she would
never buy the kids lucky charms cereal at home, as marshmallow cereal is a step too far!
also, one of them clearly isn’t aimed at either gender! I assume she didn’t see that one that day though
whack that factor 50 on Babs
