Brummy Mummy #115 She's a Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Bat looking for a bit more plastic tat

[AliceInWanderLost]

I am just catching up but what I would like to know is who told her she had a cracking rack!? They are sagging round by her belly, and the reason they are the size they are is because she’s over weight, not exactly something to be proud of, hope she enjoys suffering with back pain in a few years as that’s all the cracking rack will bring unless she loses weight. Especially with all the ill fitted clothes she wears.

a random man named Dennis likely once left a comment on a YT vlog complimenting her "cracking rack", and she's been clinging to it ever since. she probably has a file on her phone dedicated to storing screenshot of positive comments about her body, left by sleazy guys, which she reads thru each night to boost her confidence, because - other than squealing "you go, girl!", steve quite obvs never compliments the sweaty, grellow mess - thus she relies on the validation of men like Colin to feel worthy.

she's all too happy to take compliments from men, just as long as they are copied/pasted into her YT comments, because if a guy at a train station date comment on her hair, she will feel "threatened" and tell them to duck off. she didn't ASK or comments on her appearance, thus any man who dares mention it will immediately be blocked - but she's all in favour of comments from seedy guys if they label her droopy rack as "cracking" or drool over her trotters.

 

[BreakingBadWind]

She really is a simple bastard.

 

[Barnabybear]

Hmmmm so I have a theory that the GP she's been "seeing" is via webcam appointments through her private health insurance.

In my experience those buggers will diagnose anything if you throw enough money at them.

 

[Nahmate100]

What about athletes who have asthma? David Beckham, Mo Farrah, Paula Radcliffe? Asthma hasn't stopped them running. Regardless of the fact what she did was hardly running, a bit of exercise would surely help with asthma. The way she is going on it's as if she has COPD!!


Brown one is preventer, blue one is reliever.

Asthma has stopped her running? Bull. tit. My brother has asthma and has ran the London Marathon. My 4 year old has been given a bleeping inhaler Babs. It's quite a common thing to be given when you have respiratory issues. She's so dramatic about EVERYTHING for sympathy and content. Asthma, Erin's neck, Steve's knee... she's an absolute liability.

 

[Esmeeee]

Jesus wept Stepladder Steve jumping into that paddling pool. That man has lost all his dignity the great big streak of piss

He’s got something in common with Tom Daley but it’s not diving.

 

[SingSong]

Bab was so ill in Iceland??? Was it because she had to do a lot of walking around instead of laying under her manky blanket on the sofa all day.

Its called being active Bab

 

[Allthecakes]

It's 'ot, can't think who this reminded me of

 

[Tweacle]

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How I imagined we all look when she starts off on one her lies/stories

Side note: It's "Couch to 5 K" Emma, not Couch 5 to K! Cos how does that make any sense you thick idiot!

And finally, I recall @Tweacle telling us AGES ago that she was gunning after getting a diagnosis of some kind! Well it seems here we are!
She's very happy for someone whos just been told they've got a potentially lifelong chronic respiratory illness!!!!

Absolutely insensitive head!!!!!!

She’s been after it for ages. She quizzed a mutual pal about an auto immune condition and I honestly thought that’s what she was going for. She needs to just give herself an overhaul the daft cow !

 

[Allthecakes]

Bab was so ill in Iceland??? Was it because she had to do a lot of walking around instead of laying under her manky blanket on the sofa all day.

Its called being active Bab

Because the holiday was for Steve's 40th, therefore she had to make it about her

 

[Jellybean79]

Even if her ‘asthma’ has stopped her from running, what has stopped her from walking?

 

[Behelzabobs]

The anticlimax of gormless jumping in the paddling pool what an absolute wally

and the asthma - don’t even get me started lung tests as if she has COPD

 

[Tippingpoint23]

Bab was so ill in Iceland??? Was it because she had to do a lot of walking around instead of laying under her manky blanket on the sofa all day.

Its called being active Bab

She was ill because the holiday wasn’t going ‘home’ and she had to do things Steve wanted to do, things the boy wanted to do and not things she wanted to do. She’s a self absorbed overweight child.

 

[shazbev]

Even if her ‘asthma’ has stopped her from running, what has stopped her from walking?

Too much air...hope that helps .

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

See Babs it does matter whether you coat zips up when you are going to cold countries like Iceland!

 

[Puddypants]

What about athletes who have asthma? David Beckham, Mo Farrah, Paula Radcliffe? Asthma hasn't stopped them running. Regardless of the fact what she did was hardly running, a bit of exercise would surely help with asthma. The way she is going on it's as if she has COPD!!


Brown one is preventer, blue one is reliever.

This was quite a while ago(mid to late 90's)but when I was diagnosed with asthma in my early teens(it was stress induced and touch wood I have grown out of it)my GP advised swimming,as you are weightless in the water and its good cardio,which helps strengthen the lungs,without putting too much pressure on your body.I know of a few other people who were advised the same.There's no reason she cant go swimming,she has enough swimwear!

 

[Jade33]

Please correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t it the blue one you have daily and the brown one in emergencies?

For me, the brown (steroid) one is 2 puffs twice daily, blue is 2 puffs as and when needed. My 3yr old is a blue 2 puffs when needed too

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

I have not heard of advising breathing exercises for asthma?

 

[Allthecakes]

I have not heard of advising breathing exercises for asthma?

Maybe exercises to help her 'stress', someone mentioned upthread about it maybe being stress-induced. God help her taking in too much air

 

[Puddypants]

I have not heard of advising breathing exercises for asthma?

To my knowledge breathing exercises are for anxiety,as anxiety and panic attacks cause erratic breathing and hyperventilation,whereas asthma is literally struggling to breathe and you need medication/medical assistance

 

[D.W's Library Card]

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How bloody yellow are her gnashers here??

Holy duck... I've seen better teeth on Shrek!