what happened to the face-to-face GP appt she was raving about? my guess is that, after doomscrolling tattle, babs realised that she wouldn't be able to fob off her doctor with obvious lies if she saw him in person, because one look at her unhealthy, grellow self, literally struggling with breathlessness as she lugged herself from the waiting room and into his office, would result in him giving her unwanted advice about exercise and weight loss and eating a balanced diet, and may even place her potential asthma diagnosis at risk. she can't risk losing such gripping content, so she fabricated another babanory tale about how she couldn't attend her appointment in person - probably a tale about how she desperately needed to go buy fruit or crap about "werk" commitments and needing to try on bikinis - and changed it to yet another phone appointment. i don't know enough about asthma to comment with any accuracy, but as has already been said, i very much doubt she would be officially diagnosed with asthma without even seeing a nurse or doctor - more than likely the GP thrown an inhaler her way to stop her from bothering the surgery with her demands for allergy tests etc, to ensure people who actually need GP appointments can get one - i imagine the diagnosis on her actual medical record is listed as queried asthma, but with zero confirmation - in the exact same way that the GP will have told babs she may have asthma - but obvs she's happy to label herself with every diagnosis possible if she can use it for content and sympathy, especially if she can tie it in with her self-diagnosed "anxiety" and claim she feels a little "wobbly" about her latest diagnosis - especially when it's timed with erin leaving primary school. woe is
bleeping babs.
and there is absolutely no way that she's gonna start running again - despite her supposed "excitement" at the idea of it! has she forgotten that she has multiple reels dedicated to mocking exercise? not to mention the fact that she struggles to walk at a snail's pace along a flat surface without struggling to breathe - an inhaler ain't gonna magically fix that, because her health issues are a direct result of her poor health, and her decision to use "body positivity" as a way to justify gaining further weight and increasing her sugar intake. hell, she just spent loads buying multiple unnecessary inappropriate swimsuits and bikinis - she may as well make the effort to start swimming, as it would at least be a step towards improving her fitness levels - plus she could fabricate stories about compliments she received from teen girls in the changing rooms
- but ofc she won't take the initiative to do so, and would only swim under sufferance if her doctor had advised it, and told her she couldn't be given an asthma diagnosis until she took steps to improve her health and fitness to ensure that wasn't the cause of her breathing issues. ffs babs. you don't have asthma. no inhaler - blue or brown - is going to resolve the health issues you are struggling with as a direct result of your own lifestyle choices - absolutely zero exercise, an appalling beige and sugary diet, your refusal to ever drink water, your sheer laziness and utter denial in shunning the responsibility of taking care of your own health. if she genuinely wants to live long enough to meet any of the potential future grandchildrenan she's constantly dreaming of, she seriously needs to address her health. no inhaler is going to prolong her life, and she's totally deluded if she thinks it will.
I dunno 
