Babs parody
"Bab-ston" (parody of "Gaston" from beauty and the beast)
It's a double whammy for Emma as she loves Disney an fancies the cartoon character - and student dressed up at DLP - Gaston! Enjoy
Ste
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Bab-ston
Looking like you're in a grump
*Emma smashes Ste's face in just like the movie scene*
Every gal here watches your vlogs Bab-ston
Even when you flash your lumps
There's no Bab in town with a master's like you
Your special subject is a lie
Cowbags are bored not inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why...
Noooooo ones....
Sick as Bab-ston
Smears lipstick like Bab-ston
No one's neck blends into their chins like Bab-ston
For theres no one so obsessed with candy
A sugar filled cinnamon bun
You can ask any Mark, Geoff or Kenny
And they'll tell you who is the Kween of the scum
Nooooo oneeees
Grim like Bab-ston
Self obsessed like Bab-ston
No one swigs a cocktail from a tin like Bab-ston
Emma -
As a narcissistic yes I am influencing!
Cowbags -
All cons and lies that's Bab-ston!
Ste -
No one eats pies like Bab-ston
Yanks up tights like Bab-ston
On her stories no one perves on guys like Bab-ston
Babette's -
For theres no one as randy and horny
Emma -
As you see I'll flash my flab, don't care!
Ste - not a bit of hers scraggly or scrawny
Emma -
Damn right!
And every last inch of me's an 18 so there!
Ste -
No one lays in pits like Bab-ston
Has saggy tits like Bab-ston
On a zoom conference no one has a fit like Bab-ston
Emma -
My chub rub shorts have Ste ejaculating!
Cowbags -
0/10 from Ste to Bab-ston!
Emma -
When I was Bab I ate 4 Easter eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now my gunts grown
I eat 5 Easter eggs
So I'm roughly a size XXX LARGE!
Babette's -
Nooo onneee
Hates fruit like Bab-ston
Has a nose hoot like Bab-ston
Faking asthma, stomping in doc boots like Bab-ston
Emma -
I use Poundland for seasonal decorating!
Ste/cowbags/Babette's
More tat and crap
Bab-ston!