Brummy Mummy #109 When God gave out brains, Emma thought he said trains and asked for a slow one

[Loopybird69]

Isn't that the one who had on a pink suit, like the one Bab tried on last week, a bit creepy of Bab to do that. Bab is going to latch onto her, like she did with Louise P.

Yes, yes it is. The only saving Grace for her - as she/her voice is as annoying as thrush is that she will admit she’s not a size 18 in everything.
Looking at Bethany’s morning stories she’s clearly into the 90s trend of putting foundation on your lips - she looks like a corpse

 

[Jennamm82]

What the hell why do an ad and talk with a mouthful of ice cream I tell my children not to talk while eating.

 

[Allthecakes]

The one I’m thinking of is that Bethany Francesca or whatever her name is?
Side note - babs is going to start claiming she’s a size 14 isn’t she?! (In American sizes)

I'm thinking her size 18 is the American size

 

[Lady Doodle]

She looks like a Spitting Image puppet!
What is with her complexion

 

[Frankie75]

Emma, every, single day!!

 

[Brummiewithanienotay]

I’m going to ‘take’ my girl

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

Take your girl Babs, take your girl - not ‘bring my girl’.

And yes do that before she refuses to be seen in public with you.

 

[Barnabybear]

BethanyFrancesca I was thinking the same thing. If it is her she’s not your average 20something she’s another one that shops endlessly isn’t bothered about calorie intake (although does exercise) and likes to sit on her arse alot
She’s also a social media manager type thing - works in digital pr or something so maybe that’s why keBabba has for her claws in to increase her engagement

That's the one!

Hope she's packed her size medium tit belt .

 

[syd81]

Soo she's off to see Barlow in Wolverhampton even tho she commented the other day she wasn't because she had tickets for London, makes me mad soo fuckin selfish, Couldn't resist the chance go again... Glad u can afford it love..meanwhile others can't afford their electricity let alone one ticket to go to a concert.

 

[Lady Doodle]

Ultimately, all her life has become is one huge great big opportunity to show off!

It's ugly and unattractive She is so sad and lonely and unloved, she's surrounded by enablers who are as thick and as attention seeking as her, and she will have NOTHING left when this Instagram gravy train crashes! Her kids will dislike her! I see it day in and day out in my job. When all is said and done, not all, but a LOT of mental health issues are triggered by something in a person's childhood or early adulthood (I'm not talking about Psychiatric illnesses here, that's different entirely) but addictions, depression, compulsive disorders, psychological disorders,,,,, all as a result of trauma of some kind usually. Emma, your kids have no chance

 

[Jossstickjunky]

Yes, Yes there are! When. I. Tell. You...

Loveless (no change required)
Babbie Mummie Dearest
Illegally blonde
Follow that Camel-toe
Forest Flump

Bab flew over the cuckoos nest!

 

[GingerWhinger]

Bab flew over the cuckoos nest!

Sleepless in Birmingham

 

[cocktailsanddreams]

No sex tape

 

[Behelzabobs]

Manky PJ's on, full face of clown makeup, gormless husband looking like he's enjoying that icecream a little too much, sat in bed eating icecream. Yep we all do that

Why doesn’t she just go full on Grandpa Joe and live in bed

LP has been invited to an exciting new fashion launch, meanwhile blabs and her mate are going to try clothes on in her bedroom

 

[GingerWhinger]

Why doesn’t she just go full on Grandpa Joe and live in bed

LP has been invited to an exciting new fashion launch, meanwhile blabs and her mate are going to try clothes on in her bedroom

Babs & the chocolate factory

LP’s also raised enough money to fund child line for a day

 

[twinkleunicorn]

No sex tape

This is my favourite

 

[Lady Doodle]

Sleepless in Birmingham

Cock(in a can)tail

I'm done

 

[Helmac79]

I have high hopes for the next few stories!

 

[Lady Doodle]

Is this just not REALLY REALLY weird! This is what my 14 year old would do with her mates!

 

[Bluesilverfix25]

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Is this just not REALLY REALLY weird! This is what my 14 year old would do with her mates!

Very odd! Worryingly odd