Brummy Mummy #109 When God gave out brains, Emma thought he said trains and asked for a slow one

[chipstick]

can you #addabelt please? You are so good at these!

Of course, anything for a fan.

 

[chipstick]

Cracking thread title I’ve got an image of her now as the fat controller

Much like Emma, I have zero impulse control. Here's a bank holiday gift for you all.

Sir Babbum Hatt.

 

[WhenITellYou]

Her dresses always give me such Hyacinth Bucket vibes

 

[Barnabybear]

Anyone know what the incident was the caused her "PTSD".

Was it when she had to size up to a 20 in the Morrisons jeans ???????

 

[Lady Doodle]

Thread with the most votes came from @Lady Doodle. I’ve had to shorten it to fit. The original suggestion was;

Brummy Mummy #109 When god gave out brains, Emma thought he said trains, and asked for a slow one (preferably from Birmingham to London)

Ah Thank you so much Cowbags
My 2nd thread title win in as many months
I'm definitely going to celebrate tonight by making my husband watch the tele with his nose pressed up against the screen

 

[Loopybird69]

I am absolutely appalled that she is now claiming ptsd. Appalled. Not only do I work in mental health I have a partner - a veteran who has ptsd and my son also has it due an incident that happens 15 months ago.

she would not be able to carry on how she does or did if an incident had left her with PTSD.
I was not with my partner when he was diagnosed however he was part of the conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq he can’t watch certain films or documentaries because it causes flashbacks and the big strong strapping man whom I love turns into a shaking, nervous anxious shell of a person (who I still love) if the flashbacks happen of a night you can bet your bottom dollar I will thrown out of bed with him jumping on top of me to save me from mortar or shells - because he also has survivors guilt that he got out alive and he couldn’t save all of his team. This is just one of the ways his ptsd manifests
My son sadly found his best friend and house mate who had taken her own life - they were both 20 when it happens. He has horrendous, uncontrollable anxiety attacks and nightmares reliving the memory that means he can’t go out, he struggles with his degree, he doesn’t socialise anymore. He is a shell of his former self.
she has not behaved in a manner of a ptsd sufferer. I’m fact she’sthe polar opposite and she is the lowest of the low for self-diagnosing and now using it for content.

she’s a cunt. That’s all I have

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

Thread suggestion: Babs has PTSD, AKA Proper Twatting Stupid Disorder

 

[Lady Doodle]

Superb @Lady Doodle - brilliant thread title

Why Thank you.
Do you know what Cowbags, this is actually courtesy of my late brother who passed away suddenly aged 28 and he always used to say this to me when we were kids thinking he was hilarious (he was but my name is not Emma FYI lol)
Anyway, i would not share his humour lightly but you guys are the best and I felt it was time and appropriate to share it with you all as its very fitting for Babs!!!!

 

[chipstick]

Don't forget a head band and heart shaped sunglasses @chipstick

He's just being the he-est him he could possibly be.

Special bonus treat:

 

[Lady Doodle]

Brilliant thread title @Lady Doodle it made me chuckle on many levels, sorry to hear the back story behind it, thank you for sharing your late brother's humour with us X

He had some corkers,,,,,,,
Another one fitting for Babs that he used to say to our Nan was "when god gave out chins, Nan thought he said Gins and asked for a triple"
Honestly, don't be sorry, I'm laughing my head off over here

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Re last ad, does she really think people look at her and think her life is perfect? We see how rubbish and unfulfilling your life is Emma don’t kid yourself.

it's astonishing the way she seemingly believes that anyone - even the most adoring and loyal babettes - are watching her car-crash of a life unravel in front of their eyes, and perceiving it as "perfect!" she is entirely deluded if she thinks her account represents some curated fairytale insta-perfect highlight reel, portraying her life through rose-tinted glasses - as though she somehow reflects everyone's ambitions in life:

- a lonely, loveless marriage.
- a dog you bought solely for content, who makes not secret of the fact that she hates you.
- two children who you exploit, place at risk, show extreme favouritism towards one and pit against each other to earn your attention - who will ultimately realise that you destroyed their childhood, were the reason they were bullied mercilessly at school, and make the decision to cut you out of their lives.
- issues with alcohol.
- an unhealthy relationship with food, to the point that your body has a worrying reliance on sugar.
- obvious unaddressed health issues which you refuse to acknowledge - unless it can be used to earn yourself symapthy.
- a total disregard for your physical health, regardless the impact that will have on your future.
- a past so embellished with lies and fabrications that you struggle to define the reality from the fantasy.
- a desperate need to external validation and attention - to the point that you have to pay a counseller to play the role of your own personal hype woman.
- the constant need for reassurance that you are a "great mum", specifically because you are aware of your failure as a parent and blatant inability to engage with your children or have an involvement in their upbringing.
- a total disregard for basic personal hygiene.
- a neglectful attitude towards parenting and household basic tasks, such as ensuring clothes are regularly washed, preparing nutritious meals for your children, emptying the hoover.
- massive insecurities about your appearance, to th epoint that you base your entire sense of self worth on your clothes size.
- an aggressive and violent temperament and a narcissistic personality with a proper nasty streak, which causes you to regularly emasculate your husband and belittle your son.
- a life where you prioritise television and social media over spending time with your family - to the point that you will only spend time with your son when you are paid to do. so.
- the belief that your children are your possessions are merely extentions of yourself who you have the right to exert control over.
- an overinflated sense of entitlement.
- a total inability to take accountability for your actions or accept any responsibility, blame or criticism for your behaviour.
- a tiny house absolutely crammed with tat and an excess of unworn fast fashion which you hoard to console yourself for the entire lack of meaning, fulfillment and purpose in your life.
- a collection of homemade excel certificates which you demand your husband print out to award you for completing basic adult tasks, because your life is devoid of any sense of achievement.
- an income based on exploiting your kids and behaving crudely online - a "career" which definitely has a short expiration date.
- such a lack of imagination and creativity that creating content for your "werk" relies in copying other people's ideas.
- that enviable triple threat of yellow hair, yellow teeth and waxy beige skin, which combine to age your appearance by at least ten years.
- the waking and sleep routine of an actual toddler.
- no hope of ever working as a teacher ever again - let alone a lecturer - despite it being your future career goal.
- a total inability to live in the present - always focusing on the past and the future - which means you are totally missing out on your children's childhoods, coupled with an inability to allow them to grow up because you regret missing their toodlerhoods.
- an incredibly immature inability to deal with real world issues, such as war, covid, suicide, death, sex etc.

i mean, yeah babs - i was totally under the impression that you were living the dream!

 

[shazbev]

Bit late to be worried eh Bab?

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Thread with the most votes came from @Lady Doodle. I’ve had to shorten it to fit. The original suggestion was;

Brummy Mummy #109 When god gave out brains, Emma thought he said trains, and asked for a slow one (preferably from Birmingham to London)

 

[Lady Doodle]

Is this just not REALLY REALLY weird! This is what my 14 year old would do with her mates!

 

[Lady Doodle]

SHE has not "raised" ANY money for BCH!
She has DONATED £1 from her profit from her over over priced mugs!

There is a huge fucking difference!

Emma, Cycle around Birmingham in your Chub Rub Shorts, Swim the canals in your manky old black & white cossie, and run shuffle around cannon hill park for sponsorship, and then you can claim to have RAISED some money for BCH.

Lying deceitful manipulative scab!!!!

And side note : Way to make it ALL about you as per usual. You're an attention seeking moron who has absolutely no decorum. It's ugly Emma, really ugly!!!!!!

This event that BCH runs is criticised for wasting and spending unnecessary money - I kind of agree now!!!

 

[Clarissa_2019]

Good morning cow bags , just thought I’d leave this here

 

[GingerWhinger]

Ok so now we’ve come to the conclusion this is Babs own scripted reality show, what shall we call it?

My so called size 18 life

Suggestions please cowbags, Tattle should get executive producer rights.

 

[justlurking2345]

I was bullied at school for no particular reason other than being fat. I’d always be laughed at and made fun of. A few girls who I considered friends started throwing things at me during a maths class and laughing about it. I remember another girl getting videos up of larger people jumping in swimming pools during IT and then glaring at me and laughing. It didn’t even stop when I was at home - I’d have friends on MSN messaging me thinking they were clever in front of other friends, making fun of me. A boy in my year used to use Facebook messenger to call me a whale and other nasty names. I was a quiet kid, kept myself to myself and just kept my head down but I’d still get bullied for basically no reason. It was horrible. I hated school and refused to go most of the time. Kids aren’t going to be kind to Erin about Emma flashing her arse and gunt all over Instagram. I honestly don’t know how Emma is going to deal with it all when she realised she is the sole reason that her golden child is being bullied.

 

[Lady Doodle]

Absolutely NOTHING about this says charitable to me! There is NOTHING selfless about this vile show off and all this is is another chance to up her engagement!
7am on the day after her "Day off" insta and she is ramming this down her followers throats! I cannot get my breath if I'm honest!
Hero????? What a fucking joke! If I didn't know the fund raising and charity part of BCH is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the hospital itself, I'd be contacting a few people I know there!!!! Clearly the Charity staff need their fucking heads read acknowledging this twat for donating a pound from her mugs that she increased the price of to cover

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Which one is Babs? Which one is Bab-tlejuice?

#IDontWasteMyAfternoons