Brummy Mummy #107 Keep Babs’ name out your (Donald) Ducking mouth

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Are Birmingham schools back on Monday after Easter or is there an inset day ? She mentions another couple of days left once they leave universal ? Surely they only have Friday if they fly back Saturday ? unless they are already back and the post just now is not from this morning
 
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Eww what’s all this talk about Ste being an ok person? The man’s a pile of shite.

Sorry but I can’t respect a grown adult that willingly puts his own children in danger (full names known, address, school, porn sites etc) because he likes their lifestyle.

I can’t respect a person who allows their partner to throw tantrums and stomp off because you’re doing something with the children they don’t enjoy.

I also can’t respect someone that watches their partner decline to the point that Babs has gone and also dragging her out the shower, sharing stories about him inserting her tampon. Nevermind having my name in the news for being domestically abused and people at work discussing my private life.

The man is just sad, has no friends, whipped by a yellow walrus and just lies around in his fart blanket after locking their children away at 7pm.
 
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I wonder if Ethan is genuinely scared of some rides or Emma just decides he is so she doesn’t have to go on them?

I remember on the cruise where she took him back to the room and missed the show because he was tired - when he definitely looked fine.

Also was calling Ethan her fav a dig at us? No-one cares Babs. The only person who does is your children you pathetic flump.
 
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Hello!
Yes, she had a book of ‘poetry’ published, it was available on Amazon, in supermarkets and was spotted in the bargain bin in TK Maxx not long after.
Btec Paul is her manager/agent. He looks about 15.
Ooh I am going to have afield day reading the reviews then. I love finding crap influencers books and reading the reviews. Jonathan psycho is another nobody with a book out I like reading the reviews of.
 
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I thought Disney would be more specific about their chosen partners. There’s another one doing ads at Disney Paris at the moment - Irish lady who loves the royal family. Very clean cut image in comparison.
She's not advertising for Disney, a ticket company gave her tickets for universal and paid for a hotel for a night (2?) Not sure if it was just gifted, or that she'd also been paid, only noticed #AdGifted, not #AdPaidPartnership

Babs tribute - inspired by @Good Egg 😁

"She's no lady" - parody of "she's a lady" by Tom Jones

🎵Well she's all you'd NEVER want
She's the kind to flaunt her gunt while out at dinner
She's a big yellow disgrace, sweat all over her face
Ste's got a winner(!)

She's no lady
Oh woah woah
She's no lady
Talkin' about that brummy lady
And she thinks she is so fine

Well she always gets her way, up at 2am each day
With jetlag, what liar oh
Too tight swimsuit in the sea, shows her rack for all to sea
Her contents dire oh

She's no lady
Oh woah woah
She's no lady
Flaunting her rack
That desperate lady
And that lady ain't fine

Listen to me Babby
She's NO lady
Oh woah woah
That's not lady
Yellow and vile
That "little" lady
Oh woah woah
She's no lady 🎵
Think that's my favourite ever! 🤣

Both of these posts do not make any sense..
Does she mean the parks let you in a few minutes early regardless or is she saying, although it states an hour early for hotel guests it’s actually a couple of minutes early?
I think she means they let in an hour early, but actually got in just over an hour early? 🤔 it's babs, who actually knows?! 🤣
 
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I’m confused as I don’t think there is a ride called escape from Gringotts is there? There’s Harry Potter and the forbidden journey, the hippogriff ride and Hagrids motorbike??

I’m confused as I don’t think there is a ride called escape from Gringotts is there? There’s Harry Potter and the forbidden journey, the hippogriff ride and Hagrids motorbike??
Stand corrected yes there is. Wish I could go on it! I’m such a huge HP fan. I think Babs deems Ethan too scared to go on rides when in fact he would be ok on most. I was riding all sorts of rides at age 8! I was fearless! If I was tall enough I was on there!!
 
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Why can’t she spell Walmart or Walgreens? Babs it’s not WALL you absolute plank. This is your “job” - learn how to spell!
 
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What’s the odds Ethan will now get a room makeover back to HP when they return? Got to keep that content flowing.
 
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I wonder if Ethan is genuinely scared of some rides or Emma just decides he is so she doesn’t have to go on them?

I remember on the cruise where she took him back to the room and missed the show because he was tired - when he definitely looked fine.

Also was calling Ethan her fav a dig at us? No-one cares Babs. The only person who does is your children you pathetic flump.
Pathetic flump👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
 
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In all honesty this holiday has not done her any good, if anything she looks worse than when she went. She looks terrible, her colour is shocking so her diet and alcohol consumption must be off scale. Would her family have a chat with her. She won’t see 50 at the rate her health is deteriorating
How is she doing SUCH a bad job of showing what for the majority is a once in a lifetime holiday?? Is she saving the "good" content for the inevitable poorly put together vlog? She really doesn't look like she's enjoying this holiday much- it's like shes waited so long and bleated on about it so much, and now its all an anticlimax. She looks and sounds fed up. As previously mentioned it also has strong "keeping an eye on money" vibes.

“…I said squeeze me tighter Ste, show the cowbags you can bare to touch me…”
I dont think she likes touching him either tbh!! They always stand like kids who've been told to pose together. They never look natural at all.
 
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Look at all those ‘natural’ ingredients. Yum 🤢🤢 and 270 cal per serving too. No wonder she’s so swollen and her skin looks grey!
she's far too focused on making a point that she only drinks caffeine-free fizzy drinks, with no concern as to the other ingredients - natural "flavouring" doesn't mean all the ingredients are natural ffs, as one quick glance at the bottle would clarify! 🤦🏻‍♀️ - as though avoiding caffeine somehow balances out her shockingly excessive sugar intake. as for the calorie content, i'm assuming "calories don't count when you're at ✨ HOME ✨" hence her decision to mainline an entire week's worth of calories - of which 95% are derived solely from sugar - every single day! i mean, that giant pink donut plus a few bottles of fanta and her body is fully fueled with a day's worth of calories, yet that merely constitutes a snack and her predominant form of hydration, when she's not downing sugary cocks. i fully appreciate she's exerting a lot of energy walking around the parks in the heat, but she seems to be co stably eating, showing off snacks from the park and and even whipping snacks out her back at every opportunity! 🤦🏻‍♀️

ffs babs, drink some water. we all know you make a point of giving zero fucks about your health and impending diagnosis of type 2 diabetes, but even on a basic level, you'll feel so much better - less tired, less emotional, less grumpy, more energetic etc - and look so much better if you treat your body to some fruit and vegetables and h2o - plus you won't have to reply on kids' medicine to ward off the sugar hangover. 🤷🏻‍♂️

unless, obvs, she's opting for fanta in an attempt to mimic the Sunny D urban legend, and attempting to turn her skin even more shades of yellow - missing her daily opportunities to "Disneybound", she's decided to try to blend in with the Simpsons characters! in that respect, Universal is a far more appropriate "home" for babs - an entire range of yellow-skinned, yellow-haired characters - the simpsons, minions and some from Dr suess - plus free plastic tat in the form of mardi gras beads and donuts the size of her swollen head! perfect! 👌🏻
 
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Awwwww babs is looking for gaston. You know the character that hasn't been out since before covd hit........ that one..cos she's so up-to-date and a disney loving expert.
 
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Eww what’s all this talk about Ste being an ok person? The man’s a pile of shite.

Sorry but I can’t respect a grown adult that willingly puts his own children in danger (full names known, address, school, porn sites etc) because he likes their lifestyle.

I can’t respect a person who allows their partner to throw tantrums and stomp off because you’re doing something with the children they don’t enjoy.

I also can’t respect someone that watches their partner decline to the point that Babs has gone and also dragging her out the shower, sharing stories about him inserting her tampon. Nevermind having my name in the news for being domestically abused and people at work discussing my private life.

The man is just sad, has no friends, whipped by a yellow walrus and just lies around in his fart blanket after locking their children away at 7pm.
100%

With most people, on social media, you see the highs and lows in life. They are RELATABLE. They fall on their face, they get up, they apologize or admit to their failings/vulnerabilities, they learn from their mistakes or life's challenges and move forward. I find STRENGTH in their courage. Why anyone watches Emma is beyond me? She refuses to discuss anything of importance. She literally shuts down anyone with an opposing view. She takes NO pride in her roles in life and she adamantly REFUSES to learn how to do ANYTHING on her own. She is unimaginative and is always looking for the EASY way to do EVERYTHING. Every once and awhile I check in to see if life has challenged her enough to grow up. Not yet. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for the day when life blows her a kick so hard she is face down in the dirt, bruised and bloody. Then, maybe, I will have respect for her.

I know that sounds harsh, but I am dealing with serious health and life issues (like a lot of us) and Emma's clownish (asinine) behaviour is jarring.

I'm all done being serious and morose 😉
 
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She just never eats anything healthy! It’s sugar sugar sugar with a side of fried! Now don’t get me wrong, she‘s on holiday so yes, indulge in some sweet treats and cocktails but most people, Emma, do this ALONGSIDE eating healthier stuff like salad and fruits and veggies! It’s not a good idea to majinline sugar the whole 2 weeks you’re away! Mind you her diet back home is tit too so it’s not like this IS just because she’s on holiday- it’s her normal diet just ramped up a bit!!!
i'm sure #bodyconfident babs would be the first to remind you that calories don't count when you're at disney! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣
 
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They 100% meant you look 84😂😂 also you look like nanny McPhee in that photo babs.
One other thing - how many people tell her she “doesn’t look 44”?! It’s unbelievable. Other than being ID’d when buying alcohol I’ve never had anyone question my age… and never known anyone else be told they don’t look their age as much as Emma apparently does🤣🤣🤣
The person wasn't complimenting you Emma, you PLEB! 🤦‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂 They were SHOOKETH, because yes, you DON'T look 44 ... you look 74. I'm 54 and look twenty years younger than you, Babs. My MIL is mid 70's and looks younger, fitter, & healthier than the grellow beast. No lie. Facts. 😂
 
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I wonder if Ethan is genuinely scared of some rides or Emma just decides he is so she doesn’t have to go on them?

I remember on the cruise where she took him back to the room and missed the show because he was tired - when he definitely looked fine.
the way that she has enforced the "divide and conquer" tactic the entire time they've been at Universal, i get the impression that it's more because babs needs to film content for her #ad, thus she needs a child with her to feature in photos etc. babs hates rides, while erin obviously loves them, so while i'm sure she'd prefer to spend her days hanging out and "twinning" with the golden child, and have triple threat star in all her content, it would involve accompanying erin on rides, which she ain't gonna do. 🤷🏻‍♂️

presumably, she sees herself as being lumbered with ethan. he is "the chosen one" in terms of featuring in her Universal content, which means that babs dictates his entire day to ensure she gets the content she wants, thus i assume he doesn't even have the option to go on the rides. it may well be that he isn't a fan of the bigger rides, but surely he would have at least enjoyed Hagrid and other HP rides, since he's such a huge HP fan? i may have missed it, but i haven't even seen babs take him on the Hogwarts Express. 😔

the way steve and erin snuck out to the rides at 6am the other morning seemed as though it was specifically planned - as if babs demanded steve and erin leave the hotel super early, while ethan was still asleep. according to babs, he is usually the first one awake, so them leaving the hotel without waking him would have had to be pre-planned to ensure steve and erin were awake early, and involved a lot of sneaking around. i guess that way, when ethan woke up they were gone, babs could justify him missing out as "ethan was tired and overslept" - which meant he was forced to spend the day trailing around after babs, while she focuses on posing with characters, buying and eating snacks, taking photos of her Fanta, eating more snacks, visiting the shops she wants to go to - because duck ethan! - and cackling away as she focused on her phone and shared photos of endless creepy potential "colins", while the poor kid presumably wandered around dejectedly with his wand, missing out on all the rides and attractions that he would have loved! 💔

i assume she's spending her days filming content for an #ad vlog, while steve and erin are actually permitted to enjoy the park - after all, the whole reason babs was forced to drag herself away from her beloved Disney - and we know she would have been reluctant - is because of the gifted tickets that were specifically relevant to ethan - SUCH an inconvenience 🙄🙄 - thus it seems that after being allowed to fulfil his HP dream of the wand choosing ceremony, he now needs to work his little socks off posing in photos and featuring in all her Universal footage and serving as her photographer - i assume he was the one taking photos of her posing with beetlejuice etc - to make up for it. that, or "working" for babs to create content rather than being allowed to have fun with steve and erin - who are undoubtedly having the time of their lives without babs constantly shoving cameras in their faces! - was the agreement in terms of what he had to do to earn his wand "reward". 🤷🏻‍♂️

as with everything, ethan is used as a scapegoat to justify avoiding situations where babs doesn't want to participate - with no interest in what he wants. ethan is tired so she has to take him back to the hotel and miss all the evening events, ethan is scared of big rides so only steve and erin will be riding them, ethan doesn't like to be adventurous with food which means babs is forced to stick with her usual bland menu. it's bullshit. if babs is tired and wants to stick to her toddler bedtime routine, she surely doesn't need to ruin ethan's holiday by using the poor kid as justification to go back to the hotel! she could let him stay our with steve and erin and actually have fun, while she returns to her pit - she just doesn't want to have to explain that to the babettes, so she uses toddler ethan. it's cruel that he is forced to miss out on so much just because it benefits her. 😔
 
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I love a fizzy drink too, which is why I neck at least 2 litres a day of fizzy water! Don't have to have it in moderation then, in fact the more you have the better it is! If you fancy something sweet bung a bit of Ribena in it.
😋 mmmmmmmm, strawberry Ribena is one of my "vices", I always have 6 bottles on a rotation system. When one is empty, another is purchased .. and when I tell you, we all SCREAMED when I ran out 👀😂🍓

I doubt Babs has even tasted Ribena LOL
 
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