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Memmy

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Ooh our Babs must've been dressing up for world book day in that pants flash reel. Makes sense now. Miss Havisham perhaps?
 
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Lol_Lola

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Honestly, she should whack one of those packs of dog food in the microwave with some gravy for the human dog the house - it would be the healthy meal they have eaten in years.
It’s all lies - see my post above! The dog has kibble normally. She has just given it this food for the ad and potentially made it ill in the process
 
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Booklover

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She’s booked a private allergy clinc.. there’s no way she’s going to her actual doctors! Doctors don’t make appointments week in advance.. I saw mine last night but we rang in the morning like normal people! Must be nice to throw money at something so stupid when it’s clearly a smokers cough and bad diet! 🙄🙄🙄
Hate to Babfend, but I can book appts in advance again at my GP surgery now. I also think she said hers was a telephone appt initially.
Another bloody HB haul... :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:
 
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Jade33

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I think it’s less to do with that they earn and more with what they don’t have to pay for. Free trips etc. if I had family days out and holidays paid for my disposable income would be greater giving the illusion I earn more than I do. However, I think ads pay well.
Ads pay well, but so do aff links if you're doing it right! Each person that clicks on the link, (unless they clear the cookies) babs will earn off each item they buy from that site for x amount of time. This can be up to a month! The person clicking doesn't even have to buy the item linked! This is why they never tell u where its from/how much it costs, as then u wouldn't need to click the link to have a nosey! Greedy grabby Meldrum will link every item she owns, and things she doesn't just to get a click! I remember one Xmas she was doing a "gift guide" and made sure to link an asda dolls house, so everyone gearing up to do a big Xmas food/booze shop from asda online would earn her some 'ice cream pennies' 🙄
 
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GingerWhinger

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What am I doing today you ask Bab? Well seeing as how you asked ,I'm going to comfort my lovely friends family as she died today very suddenly 💔💔- she was 10 years older than you Bab but apparently very healthy. Just going to lurk over the weekend cowbags ...watching the yellow peril will finish me off if I have to listen to any more of her bullshit. !!!!
Oh Shazbev take care, will be thinking of you all x
 
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Lou123

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ethan has been an afterthought since the day he was born. actually, since the day babs' twenty-week scan revealed he was a boy, and not the planned sister for erin. babs literally moved the entire family into the hobbit house specifically to fall into the catchment area for the secondary school she wanted the golden child to attend. erin is her priority, and she won't have thought any further beyond ensuring the golden child's secondary school place. there won't be an ounce of hype in two years time when she's waiting for find out about ethan's secondary school place because she genuinely doesn't care. it probably won't even be mentioned, let alone receive a post dedicated to the brilliance of her son. she'll reluctantly scout out the local secondary schools while doing the application - fuming at the effort - without having given it any previous thought. ethan's opinion and OSFED ratings won't be taken into consideration - it will all be about convenience with her only concern being that it's nearby, so she doesn't have to put any effort into getting him there in the morning. and guaranteed if he doesn't get a place in the secondary school closest to their home, it will be his fault and there will be endless eye roles. 🙄🙄
I don’t think that’s right - they barely moved from their last house and I don’t think it would have affected secondary schools.
 
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BLAH76

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her attitude towards ethan DARING to start putting his stuff on the double bed in the hotel was disgusting 💔 but i had previously predicted that it would be the usual conway-holiday bedroom set-up of babs and the golden child sharing a double bed, and ethan sharing with steve. i'm pretty sure she purposefully specifies that she wants two double beds when booking her hotel room - because she'd be FUMING if she ended up in a room with a double and two singles and had to justify why she couldn't share. with her husband. although she'd probs just claim erin was desperate for a mummy-daughter sleepover, so it made sense for steve and ethan to take the single beds. 🤷🏻‍♂️

obvs she made a HUGE deal in her vlog about the importance of packing earplugs when going on holiday with steve - emphasising the obvious fact that they don't usually share a room, as the earplug drama hasn't been mentioned for months - but despite sleeping slightly close together in proximity, there is absolutely no way in hell she'd actually share a bed with the guy! she may have "treated" him to an £80-with-10%-discount half hour in the airport lounge so she could eat pastries, but in terms of the actual holiday, steve was obvs gonna be relegated to the sofa bed - fortieth birthday celebration or not! tbh, he probably didn't expect anything different as, based on his sleeping arrangements at home, he's clearly pretty used to sleeping on the sofa! 🤷🏻‍♂️

whatever the reason they don't share a bed at home - and i still don't get why babs continues to lie and pretend when the situation is so fucking obvious - it's sad that they can't even force themselves to share a bed for a few nights while on holiday. it's so weird - and surely a strange environment for the kids to grow up in, thinking its normal for parents to never sleep in the same bed. it's not even so much the separate bedrooms thing, but more than fact that she's obviously so insecure and ashamed that they don't share a bed that she actively pretends they do - like the pretence about steve's anti-snoring pillows being on her bed and implying he has his own bedside table and lamp, when we all know he never sets foot in her room, let alone her bed, unless it's for an ad - but that she can't just be honest and use it as an opportunity to normalise couples not sharing a bed. i imagine it's more common than she thinks - in fact a quick google has taught me that it's as common as up to 25%! although admittedly, it's likely for different reasons - not simply because her bedroom is HERS and her husband does not adore her and actually does not want to be anywhere near her unwashed, stinking self wearing dirty pyjamas - and unlikely an arrangement they other couples stick to every single night. i bet steve chucks his own sheets in the washing basket way more regularly than babs' washes her sheets - which would explain how she supposedly washes a load each day, despite the lack of pyjamas/sheets/bed covers/dressing gowns/manky blankets being washed.

and i do not doubt that it is babs with the snoring issue, and the earplugs she packs for holidays are actually for steve and the kids. she didn't even justify in her vlog why she was sharing with erin and steve was with ethan, because it's totally normal for them. the kids are still kids - surely, young enough to share a bed for a few night a on holiday, especially with their own separate duvets - but they've been being used as an excuse for babs to demand steve sleep in a different bed since birth - whether it was ethan sharing a bed with her til the age of five or six, the constant "bed olympic" stories and the apparent demands for sleepovers. but the fact it's so normal to her she doesn't even mention it - except to reprimand ethan and harshly remind him that he will NOT be sleeping in the bedroom, and to fuck off to the sofa - as in that moment, she obvs forgot that she usually puts a concerted amount of effort into feigning that her pink bedroom - complete with plants, her stinking old teddy, with hints of disney and rae dunn - is a room that she lovingly shares with steve! oops, babs! placed yourself at risk of the babettes exposing the big conway secret that you've been desperately trying to prove wrong ever since it was realised on tattle - that steve actually sleeps up in top top/under the stairs/curled up in his shed/on the spare mattress in ethan's room/in the bath/at his parent's house. 🤣
... In George's City flat 👍
 
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SugarSnapBam

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I am convinced she was never really an R.E teacher, if I hadn’t have known people who she taught I would be convinced she was lying. She clearly was shit at every other subject and she had to end up with R.E. because she is utterly shit at the subject.
What did they think of her? (The people she taught, who you know).

Erin doesn’t look at all like Babs does she? That must kill her 😂
All her Dad, Ethan is, too.
 
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Memmy

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I think it's been confirmed that Ste does. Possibly by Mrs Briggs when she was still here? We don't know about Emma, but all the evidence suggests she does.
If not Emma then Ste's second hand smoke is certainly having unprecedented affects on her chest and cough. Could is be she's allergic to that? Ask your allergy specialist Babs!
 
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hattie20

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Or Rosie Henshaw! She's just a breath of fresh air. Married Mum to four, plus size, pretty, down to Earth and VERY funny. She does clothing try-ons detailing everything (size, how it fits & feels, material, quality, price, where from etc), crafting, thrifting, hauls from bargain shops (detailing all prices, etc), upcycling, & she doesn't exploit her kids. Babs could learn a thing or fifty from her LOL
And she’s not a try hard. Everything Emma does is so contrived. Rosie just seems so natural with it. With Emma, even word is (badly) planned.
 
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Tangible fixed assets are things like cars or laptops and are depreciated on the balance sheet. Nothing to do with expenses.
Yeah, i'm that sad that I worked out the difference between this year and last year divided by 12 miltiplied by 36 (usual term!) and figured out it's probably the laptop!
 
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shazbev

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How can someone just blend ( unlike her eyeshadow 🤡) into her jumper...grellow is such a good description of her colour!
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Frogfrogfrog

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Wonder if these are freebie tickets as she's best mates with the scummymummies? And grid post selfie with them?
I’ve been to a scummy mummy’s show and they did book signing/photos at the end so you don’t need to be an influenza to get a selfie! This was pre covid tho.
 
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DaysOfSpeed

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In that morning routine why does she use micellar water in the morning? She doesn’t need any more shit clogging up her skin, just use a regular cleanser.
 
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Memmy

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Although just to add from my post above, I think if Golden Child had got into the local grammar school it'll kill Big Babs not to be able to brag about it online.
Oh yes, she wouldn't be able to share her "Mother of the Century" homemade excel certificate, or the countless postcards that came through the letter box congratulating her on her mothering achievement
 
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