Benji’s mum: hi love , we are going to be in Bournemouth for Christmas and wondered if we could stay at your house while we’re here ? It would be so nice to see you !
Benji: sure mum
I’ll let brogan know
—— Christmas Eve arrives — —
Benji’s mum arrives : hello ! We’re so happy to be here ! Benji , give mum a kiss ! Thank you so much for having us , it will be so nice to spend Christmas with you ! … wait , why are there 58 tote bags packed full of crap in the hallway ?!
Benji: uhh … I thought I told you … we’re going away for Christmas … brogan thought it would be nice if you had some time alone over Christmas
Brogan :
Benji’s mum : ohhh …. Uh … that’s very kind but we were really hoping to spend time with you ! Oh well , we are here for another few days so I guess we can see you when we get back ?
Benji: ohhhh … we don’t get back until New Year’s Eve ! Sorry … I swear I told you …
Brogan :
Benji’s mum: no .. it’s okay love .. it’s not like it’s the first Christmas without my mother or anything … oh wait
Brogan:
Benji : welll …. We’ve got a pub lunch to get too ! Merry crimbo mum , see you in 2022 at some point I guess
Come on bub !
Brogan: yay !! Pub lunch !!