Boss_Mummy_Sale #20 the renovation is pointless and shambolic.. you're a (barely) functioning alcoholic

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God that looks tit so far!!!!!!

I must say chez has smashed the weight loss though šŸ‘ she actually looks nice
 
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Iā€™m sorry but those graze boards give me the ick. The meat touching things and the stuff drying out in the air because it took so long to put together šŸ¤®

The hen is very past trends isnā€™t it. I got married 2016 and this is what was big then šŸ˜‚ I did an afternoon tea as I wanted my niece and nana there šŸ¤©
 
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Did they not even go out?? It looks soo boring! How BM said it was completely different to what she would have wantedā€¦. Getting pissed in a house, sounds right up her street!
 
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Itā€™s definitely a carbon copy of all the hens I went to when my friends were getting married around 2015 rose gold everything, giant Polaroid frame, hens in black bride in white etcā€¦ I thought Chez would be getting MORE as she ā€˜smashed it out the parkā€™ šŸ™„
 
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I donā€™t get the weird reel of them each dropping the fake Polaroid cut out.
Also of course it was going to be the Georgie show. Narcissistic witch that she is
 
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Totally agree with chez looking fab re weight loss but the awkward mouth pursed smirk makes me sad. Why didnā€™t she have braces as a kid?!
Speaking of the squad - anyone follow Shelley? Sheā€™s also on a hen that look a bit more classic tacky - penises and pink and L plates style. She also posts like a 16 year old in 2005. So many grid pics rather than stories.
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Did they not even go out?? It looks soo boring! How BM said it was completely different to what she would have wantedā€¦. Getting pissed in a house, sounds right up her street!
Iā€™d say staying in the first night is fairly normal? Tonight will THE BIG ONE šŸ˜‚ so looking forward to lots of screenshots please!
 
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I canā€™t understand her not sorting her teeth for her wedding. If you donā€™t feel self conscious about them then thatā€™s fab, donā€™t do anything, but she clearly does. Imagine her wedding pics will be all of her doing that awkward closed mouth smile. Sheā€™s clearly not skint (isnā€™t she fairly high up at Bacardi?) so she could easily afford 6 months of braces. Even if they werenā€™t perfectly straight they would have been a darn sight better.
 
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I donā€™t get it either, surely if sheā€™s lost weight for the wedding, she should sort her teeth too.

The Polaroid reel is awful, so clunky and strange how theyā€™re all having to pick it up and drop it.

BMā€™s hair is very 80s and doesnā€™t move so must be rock solid with hairspray.
 
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I canā€™t understand her not sorting her teeth for her wedding. If you donā€™t feel self conscious about them then thatā€™s fab, donā€™t do anything, but she clearly does. Imagine her wedding pics will be all of her doing that awkward closed mouth smile. Sheā€™s clearly not skint (isnā€™t she fairly high up at Bacardi?) so she could easily afford 6 months of braces. Even if they werenā€™t perfectly straight they would have been a darn sight better.
No sheā€™s not high up at all, historically she was a NAM, just like NotScot a salesman, but Bacardi gave her the title ā€œprogramme manager of human centred designā€ which is just the most cunty way possible to say I sell to humans for a living.
 
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Happy Saturday, weā€™ve time travelled back to the 80s with big hair.

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I donā€™t get the weird reel of them each dropping the fake Polaroid cut out.
I *think* what she was trying to do is do it so it give the illusion of dropping the frame down to the next personā€¦.. but sheā€™s fucked it as she canā€™t edit videos properly šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
 
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I donā€™t get it either, surely if sheā€™s lost weight for the wedding, she should sort her teeth too.

The Polaroid reel is awful, so clunky and strange how theyā€™re all having to pick it up and drop it.

BMā€™s hair is very 80s and doesnā€™t move so must be rock solid with hairspray.
The arm in the bottom corner catching the frame šŸ’€šŸ˜‚šŸ’€šŸ˜‚
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I seriously cannot believe how old BM looks.
such a šŸˆ šŸ 
She is going to diet HARD after seeing these pics of her

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Anyone know who the Maid of Honour is?
I'm sure I saw ages ago that Chez had mentioned a MOH it's not boss but can't remember.
 
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