You do have to wonder about these women though - they describe the men as wardrobes or bin bags of custard, and yet not only do they still let them shag them, they admit it. In public.
Someone I know had an attempt at a SATC type blog when blogs were first a thing. She did a “hilarious” entry about some guy she was having a first date with. They really didn’t hit it off, she found him very unattractive and he was so sure they’d end the night sleeping together, he’d brought his favourite lube with him.
I read on looking forward to the bit where she told him to
duck off.
Nope, she shagged him anyway, using his lube to wank him off first. Once in he lasted a few seconds, thanked her then left.
I couldn’t believe that (1) she’d gone through with it and (2) blogged about it.