Billie Faiers and Greg Shepherd

[Traveler001]

Once appon a tyme there waz a liawl gewl called nelly and wat appened right waz she went to the farm. You’ll neva guess wat appened next... she saw a sheep! Can you believe it mate. She waz well appy but then right we went up to it to stroke it and she screamed well loud. She was well scared of all the animals and she just cried so we took er to the shop fing at the end of the farm and bort bourt buyed nelly loadsa toys an that and she was well appy so we jus went ome. Call time wile your ahead innit. The end.

Saved you all a tenner there.

 

[Jennybee-fabulous]

Have I just logged into mums net?

 

[Readread]

I'd say it's real - I can't see Billie getting her a fake and also Nellie's wardrobe is very expensive.

I personally wouldn't trust a 6 year old with necklace of that value but have no problem with them spending it on her as I feel it is all relative to the amount of money you have / can afford to spend.

My son is 6 and has had several pairs of Ray Bans since he was 2, has had Balenciaga Sock Trainers, Gucci Trainers, Moncler Jacket, gucci jumpers etc - stuff I like and can afford without getting myself into any financial stress.

My husband and I have very good jobs - we travel (pre-covid) 5/6 times a year on Disney Cruises, to the Caribbean and Bahamas and to Dubai frequently.

My husbands side of the family wouldn't have the same income we do, prob not even half and have been vocal about how they don't agree with a child having such expensive things when they could be damaged, broken or lost.

Firstly we teach him to look after his stuff and we still have all the Ray Bans, some that are a bit scuffed we use for water parks etc. and secondly I don't think anyone has the right to judge what people spend on items or travel once the people are paying their bills and not getting into debt over it. We also teach my son not to brag and to be grateful for what he has.

that’s great for you I’m so happy you felt compelled to tell me about your disposable income and what you buy for your child.

I still don’t think it’s real.

 

[tippingpoint]

You need to listen hard with Arfur. He does have good speech but it doesn’t come across like that because he sounds like he’s trying to sell you jellied eels at an east end market.

 

[Sogdhitalley]

Nellys first tooth has come out. What will the tooth fairy bring tonight I wonder?
£1000, a pony and the sax man to announce the tooth fairy has been.

 

[Ella4]

You just know that Nelly will either be the queen be bully bitch at school or she will be majorly bullied.

Rosie has big gammie toes too

Don’t take the piss out of a child , the parents FairPlay but don’t be a dick

 

[lauvm]

This is hilarious

 

[Louanne]

Nelly is a horror! So precocious - gonna be a nightmare that one and it’s all of their own making

 

[Bexlouell]

Lol at the fact shes left in instructions for the post on the actual post was swiftly deleted

 

[Elledoc82]

I think they are at a luxury resort called Sani Beach in Halkidiki, Greece. Goodness knows how they are coping without Nanny coke head Sue to calm down Nellie’s tantrums and break up Arthur’s punch ups and a Sax player serenading them every evening but they are struggling on regardless .

 

[tippingpoint]

Oh that bloody ‘a party never killed nobody’ song they insist on playing at every party. Surprised the fella playing the saxophone hasn’t appeared yet

HAHAHA I know the fucking sax man turns up for Nelly’s morning shit

 

[Banny2020]

Oh fuck off Greg. He's now been writing children's books titled Nelly and Arthur's big day out. Just an other way for these greedy fucks to show off what they've been up to. Fantastic timing to release them during a fucking pandemic where people don't have much money at the moment. Silly cunt.

Nellayyyyyy and Arfa went to the farm. Mummayyyyy had to film everything for social media as the trip was free #spon #ad. Nellayyyyy and Arfa had to pretend they were having a good time even though it stunk of shit and they’re used to the Maldives not a backstreet farm. Mummayyyyy and Daddayyyyyy argued the whole way around the farm. At the end of the day Nellayyyyyy and Arfa went home where nannayyyyy Sue was waiting to barrrffff them after a shit old muddy day at the farm. Daddayyyyy then went out to sell sniff in Sugar Hut and mummayyyy stayed at home to sniff and drink sauvignon blanc because mummaaayyyy doesn’t eat. The end.

 

[lbarto]

I just think she’s lost so much weight. If you look back she is the smallest she’s ever been.


I loved when he flipped the table over when she was exercising say what you want aboit Billie but much prefer her to sam. Her kids are so advanced in speaking and knowing things I’m amazed at time’s. I know people call nelly but I don’t think she’s bad at all. I look at sam a few series ago and remember Paul’s tantrums and was appalled. She had no discipline or knew how to deal with it. Atleast with Billie and Greg they tell them off and have boundaries. Billie is much more relatable and sam knows this

I think her kids 'seem' advanced because Arfur is actually 21years old but lives in a high chair designed by his dear mum so gives the impression he's under 2

 

[Sazbee]

I think Rosie too or even Paul. Their household seems repressed and weird and I can imagine it having a bit of a toxic atmosphere. Nelly will probably be a bit messed up and star in pointless tv shows and have a stupid amount of surgery. Arfur will own some kind of building/plumbing/electrical business and stay out of the limelight in Romford with his missus and 6 kids.

 

[tippingpoint]

Baby 3 surely coming soon. She’s got so many baby products to promote and no actual babies anymore. Arfur stuffed into that pink highchair looking about 14

 

[Elledoc82]

One of them two need to have a baby pronto! Poor Arthur will be having his first Stella down the pub in a pink highchair at this rate.

 

[Tublet83]

Bunch of chavs. Throw in some lines (supplied by Greg) and a few balloons and they’d look the part

You know they were screaming “mums on the loose”

 

[Ktb]

I really like these pair. Mummy Diaries is a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine.
Greg makes me laugh.

 

[Whatever123]

Cracked me up he gifted one to Charlotte Crosby... who doesn’t have any kids. I guess this is her reading age though so well done Greg for being inclusive x

 

[Elledoc82]

I think Billie is in love with the idea of the fairytale - husband, kids, nice house etc and that’s what she’s got. I think she likes the security of having someone. I think Sam said in her autobiography (I was young when I read it ok!!) that she was the independent one and wanted to move out and get a house straightaway whereas Billie was more comfortable staying at home with their mum.

To be fair though if I lived with Nelly I’d go awol on the regs too