Katie had this lovely IG message up in her IG Stories yesterday:
For their next Tattle Thread, can we do a survey on what our own insecurities are that we are judging Katie on?
a) Being in an adulterous affair for 5 years.
b) Telling little white lies to pretend we are more glamorous in economic status than we actually are.
c) Ordering extra sides with our lunch entrees and acting surprised when they accompany our meal.
d) Filming informercials about our new line of Spring Merchandise on the Rivers of America.
e) Breaking a sublease after us recently renewing.
f) Standing up someone at the San Diego Zoo because to us sleeping in and lunch sounds like less of a chore.
g) Being unable to buy a dear friend a drink (who is hosting us at his father’s home in Florida) without requiring him to Venmo you the cost of the drink back.
h) Positioning our minor Niece in content for clicks, gifts, and adoration.
i) Allegedly destroying evidence of our Affair Partner’s past in Questa, New Mexico.
j) Cooking our Motel Hot Plate Chicken while on vacation.
k) Only having extended visits with our Oma before our Birthday and Christmas in an attempt to butter her up for better gifts.
l) Perhaps, being almost as racist as “The B Man” when seeing Children different from us on the Mark Twain.
m) Bringing our own microwave with us when we go to Las Vegas for a quick trip.
n) Driving towards Forest Fires because we think it will be good content based on # of views.
o) Buying things at stores, wearing them once to get clout, and then we return them because we truly can’t afford them.
p) Making our Affair Partner wear 4 different hats on St. Patrick’s Day to confuse our audience.
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For their next Tattle Thread, can we do a survey on what our own insecurities are that we are judging Katie on?
a) Being in an adulterous affair for 5 years.
b) Telling little white lies to pretend we are more glamorous in economic status than we actually are.
c) Ordering extra sides with our lunch entrees and acting surprised when they accompany our meal.
d) Filming informercials about our new line of Spring Merchandise on the Rivers of America.
e) Breaking a sublease after us recently renewing.
f) Standing up someone at the San Diego Zoo because to us sleeping in and lunch sounds like less of a chore.
g) Being unable to buy a dear friend a drink (who is hosting us at his father’s home in Florida) without requiring him to Venmo you the cost of the drink back.
h) Positioning our minor Niece in content for clicks, gifts, and adoration.
i) Allegedly destroying evidence of our Affair Partner’s past in Questa, New Mexico.
j) Cooking our Motel Hot Plate Chicken while on vacation.
k) Only having extended visits with our Oma before our Birthday and Christmas in an attempt to butter her up for better gifts.
l) Perhaps, being almost as racist as “The B Man” when seeing Children different from us on the Mark Twain.
m) Bringing our own microwave with us when we go to Las Vegas for a quick trip.
n) Driving towards Forest Fires because we think it will be good content based on # of views.
o) Buying things at stores, wearing them once to get clout, and then we return them because we truly can’t afford them.
p) Making our Affair Partner wear 4 different hats on St. Patrick’s Day to confuse our audience.
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