Ben Green @big_ben_to_slim_ben
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weightlosswithwhale is a great bloke. follow him.
an absolute diamond of a bloke amongst a circus of cunts.
ben, you may as well go to frylight hq, find a staff member and ask them to recreate the "please sir I want some more" scene from oliver! with you.
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Some of the best weight loss instas don’t actually have a lot of followers, they’re not playing to the masses and are just sharing what works for them
“No ads, no begs” I’m going to follow him just for that
It's no different to when he posted me on his grid...as bobby brown once sang..."two can play that game"Imagine he posted this on his grid
So mental health charity "Mind" have helped him massively over the last 2 years...
no mention of it anywhere on his page, he really wouldn't go so low as to use them to raise his own profile would he.... of course he bleeping would!!
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He hasn't posted a 'tuxedo' shot since early January !!! #justsayin 
don't give him any ideas....He hasn't posted a 'tuxedo' shot since early January !!! #justsayin
I’ve just had a message crop up on our group slimming world Facebook page saying there are product recalls on certain mullers ......beggy Ben will be going into overdrive with this on his posts I bet, saying not to panic , I’m surprised nothing on there already , I don’t know how to attach cos facebooks on my phone, tattle isn’t , but if anyone is interested for their own fridge content and not grid engagement google muller I would think
yeah I've seen that too...bits of metal in them apparently..
He's doing it to raise his own profile love...
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He’s totally bleeping transparent, how can the fools not see it?
Anyhow, another week of batch cooking, twatting around at the gym or up a hill and hashtagging all his favourite foods to buggery. And a weight gain, obviously.
they just see the big follower number and assume its legit.
makes me smile... all the suits, tuxedos....they didn't try that hard first class on the bleeping titanic
Ben...we know you're reading... be honest with your followers...the real ones... stop wasting money buying followers, donate the money to Mind, you know..the ones that you've never mentioned before but have 'helped you loads'...
The money shot for his grid will be the tuxedo and also wearing that fuckin panda beanie hat......letsmeltthatlard do us a photoshopthey just see the big follower number and assume its legit.
makes me smile... all the suits, tuxedos....they didn't try that hard first class on the bleeping titanic
Ben...we know you're reading... be honest with your followers...the real ones... stop wasting money buying followers, donate the money to Mind, you know..the ones that you've never mentioned before but have 'helped you loads'...
Interesting that they're recalling the aldi brooklea farm yoghurts too in the same flavours as the mullers...obviously the same product re-labelled, be embarassing if they have different syns
I love how this is set up designed to make it look like its on a work desk...(hello again ben)
also....I've heard of Tag Heuer watches... here we have a tag bleep.
also....I've heard of Tag Heuer watches... here we have a tag bleep.
Fucks sake what is the actual thought process behind this?I love how this is set up designed to make it look like its on a work desk...(hello again ben)
also....I've heard of Tag Heuer watches... here we have a tag bleep.
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'I need to convince those big meanies on tattle I actually have a job and don't just twit around on insta all day. Hmm I know i'll chuck some of my kids pens next to some batch cooked swill! That'll fool them!'
Also why the duck would you tag the diet coke?? Everyone bar stevie wonder can see it's a bleeping diet coke. Idiot.
Why can’t he be upfront and admit he’s a househusband, or whatever the term is now? We know he goes to the gym (and regularly “smashes” spin), up mountains and batch cooks during the day but this lunch stuff is fooling nobody. twit.
They’re made at the same factory but have a slightly different recipe xInteresting that they're recalling the aldi brooklea farm yoghurts too in the same flavours as the mullers...obviously the same product re-labelled, be embarassing if they have different syns
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