Sucking it in won't make it disappear... he looks ridiculous .... how many sweaty pics do we have to be subjected to ...
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actually snorted laughing because your description is 100% accurateI donāt know how his wife stands it. He literally has a room dedicated to himself. In which Iām sure he wanks to his 47 different but identical framed poster sized tux photos while tongue bleeping Muellers. How does she not just āoopsā and burn it to the ground because I canāt even fathom dealing with his ego in real life. And I totally get the sense heās so conceited he thinks sheās damn lucky to have him and his hot studly sucked in so hard his asshole explodes Barbie arm posed body.
I think thatās for foods that are free on Slimming World. As for the rest, I couldnāt even begin to guess.Doesn't appear to work... spent all morning at the gym and going live at the seafront but buys pre-cut veg!! lazy bastard
also why is everything being tagged #freefoodfestival ?? amongst other totally irrelevant tags ?!!
Free food festival is an in group event, itās a competition to make the best free food recipe and win a grand. My consultant was on about it last week and each group votes the best recipe.Doesn't appear to work... spent all morning at the gym and going live at the seafront but buys pre-cut veg!! lazy bastard
also why is everything being tagged #freefoodfestival ?? amongst other totally irrelevant tags ?!!
Exactly what I've just askedView attachment 82552how the hell do any of these hash tags have anything to do with the picture of his wife's gifts....
Bets on him giving his wife a bag of muller lights and some batch cooked soup as a present?
Great minds hahahaWhat's his wifes birthday got to do with any of the hashtags??
Exactly what I've just asked
Well spotted - yes I do believe it is !!! I'm not doing SW currently so not aware of the freefoodfestival thingy !I think thatās for foods that are free on Slimming World. As for the rest, I couldnāt even begin to guess.
The mock up ādeskā he eats his lunch off, complete with lunchbox
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The table his wifeās birthday gifts are displayed on
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The same table?
What the duck is he taking a day off from?? Arsing around up hills and the gym? Posing for cringy photos on insta?View attachment 82552how the hell do any of these hash tags have anything to do with the picture of his wife's gifts....
Bets on him giving his wife a bag of muller lights and some batch cooked soup as a present?
Lol not sure but seems he only likes to pose in itGreat minds hahaha
Do we think the Tux will be out tomorrow to "Celebrate"?
Photos will be all about him and his hashtags, poor wife will just be pushed asideWhat the duck is he taking a day off from?? Arsing around up hills and the gym? Posing for cringy photos on insta?
Prepare for a snore fest of cringy birthday pics.
I really feel for his poor wife.
Heās just left off a hashtag #greatesttosser2019duck me... he really does love himself doesn't he..
No, he eats most of it at one sitting. Thatās why heās putting on weight.duck me his freezer must be massive all this batch cooking he does
He's obvs had a little look over here again today ...... !!He has deleted a fair few of the shepherdās pie pics and made a collage instead. Still #batchcooking though, ffs. What a wanker.
No, he eats most of it at one sitting. Thatās why heās putting on weight.