BeckiJones4 #91 BeckiJones4koftas

[kayefeluu20]

"I don't have squirrels come to my gardin thoum" yeah because they live in fear of either being skoowered and dunked in dep, or cursed by a dog that witnessed the Great Wall of China being constructed.

 

[Sorrybutno]

Found this on vinted if anyone wants to match with our bison fury x

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

What is that forehead?!
The shawl cover thing doesn’t even fit?
Oh my

When she stands up I bet she takes the chair with her 🫠

 

[RachRN86]

She wouldn't know her arse from her elbow if she had to actually work. So so busy getting her hair done and going b&m. Try being a single parent to two kids and working full time! I don't think I've had my hair done for about 7 years haha

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

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I take everything I read on the reddit with a grain of salt, but this I can believe

Rach getting her out there early, get up the duff Paige so we can claim more benos

 

[Nayalove96]

School run playing house again I see

 

[LloydsBoosters]

‘They’ve got unicorns but dinosaurs are better’

what is she, 5?

 

[4yogits]

Found this on vinted if anyone wants to match with our bison fury x

Brilliant, storage for my giant oranges

 

[LloydsBoosters]

Why did she leave in Parker asking to go for a wee?

there was no way she was joining him mid scran
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Also I have no kids so pretty clueless with developmental stages, but isn’t he like 6?!

 

[Hairy_Poppins]

Crying when this came up on my fyp

 

[sleepingpanda]

School run?? Stop playing mummy you freak

 

[amymegan64]

Can’t even imagine the stress our beck has been under today!! Hairdressers, B&M and the school run IN THE RAIN MAY I ADD! How on earth does she cope?!

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Erm have you smelt the chemicals in the air in Ellesmere Port? It’s enough to kill a squirrel so not surprised she’s not seen any.
Maybe that’s why they’re all fick, all those chemicals floating about

 

[Nayalove96]

‘ do you need a wee wee?’ My boy is 16 months and I say pee the baby talk is revolting

 

[cotswoldlife]

Sat on her arse getting her hair done, trolloping around B&M for house shite when it isn’t her house, AND playing mum on the school run for kids that aren’t hers. What a dayyyyyyy.

cosplay mondays

 

[Rodeodown]

The last squirrel you saw chased you out the park beck, squirrels giving wide Bertha a wide berth

 

[LloydsBoosters]

i mean would she not look at how well (using the term loosely as I refuse to give her a positive comment) her hair looks after a good scrub with a decent shampoo and conditioner. She has the money to be investing in good hair care rather than her cantu spray she got on Clubcard offer for £2. I go through phases of looking after my hair and the difference in an expensive shampoo to a generic Pantene or whatever is crazy. Im using colour wow shampoo and conditioner at the minute, sets me out over £40 for both but honestly it’s so worth it. Anyone any recommendations for good shampoo/conditioner that isn’t as expensive?

I quite like the Maui ones and they smell amazyum. Not used them for ages though due to psoriasis. Actually, I thought they were cruelty free but I’ve just googled and apparently not.
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I can hear this gif

Wish it wasn’t slowed down
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She’s like one of those wee guys filled with flour

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That takes me back. I used to throw mine at the wall at full force. Little bastard.

 

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Never have I seen such a strong reaction to a plate with leaves on it she’s literally mesmerised

 

[LloydsBoosters]

Never have I seen such a strong reaction to a plate with leaves on it she’s literally mesmerised

*insert Becki caveman photo*

Help me out lads

 

[Sertraline Queen]

Rach getting her out there early, get up the duff Paige so we can claim more benos

I genuinely misread this as Buenos