BeckiJones4 #71 Celebrating the year of the Dragon by turning into a Food Wagon

[Freedomofspeech89]

“And I’m going to eat it in MY grown arse living room in MY parents house”. You couldn’t make this stuff up

 

[Jennytea]

I don’t normally agree with child cruelty but if Paige was my annoying niece I would have to smash her face in

 

[gigilouxx]

“A reminder to turn the lights off” I’d fuckin SNAP
There wouldn’t be a single bulb in that house if I was her mum we’d be livin like it’s 1806 with candles. Inconsiderate fat pisstaker

 

[kayefeluu20]

Got a theory that Rickets has revealed he can talk, gave her a load of shite & that’s why she’s fuming. Relying on @kayefeluu20 to write his possible spiel.

"Hark, the beefy wench has bequeathed us with her odorous presence... did thee arrive by the medium of the flying stair throne? Are thou once more venturing into thine motorised carriage to procure a 'McDonnums'? Aye, I fear we will never receive a dowry for you... I've seen many a hefty wench in my years, yet I hath not seen such a loathsome mug. Back in my day, thou would hath been tried for witchcraft on the charge of being repugnant. Away with you, leave this place and do not deign to return until you are less beefy."

 

[gigilouxx]

Takeaway Tracker - February 2024
01/02/24 - Zoo burger & chep - £10.50
01/02/24 - Mcdonnums AGAIN - £8.03
02/02/24 - Breakfast - £8.50
03/02/24 - Kebab AGAIN - £17.48
07/02/24 - Knooppppspssssssss - £9.55
07/02/24 - Mcdonnums Noo Menoo - £12.36
08/02/24 - Mcdonnums noo wrap - £6.79
09/02/24 - Nandewwwwwsssss - £23.15
09/02/24 - Mcdonnums cheeseumburger - £2.59
10/02/24 - Chineseum - £25.90
12/02/24 - Chatwins - £6.80
12/02/24 - Mcdonnums AGAIN -£TBC
15/02/24 - Mcdonnums McChildish Meal - £8.42

 

[Sazza25]

Feeling like bison this morning with a lovely cup of tea and a planay chocolay

 

[whisperchat]

Absolute picture of health

Put the maccies down large Simpson

 

[veganfortheanimals]

She’s physically shaking with rage what an exhausting day having to take Porker to get potato cakes AND watch *15 MINUTES * of organised stomping at the village hall. I pray for a quick recovery xox

 

[gigilouxx]

I don’t get how her parents allow her to carry on this shit. Adult or not it’s not her house.
If my mum came into that fuckin display in the kitchen I’d have had a slipper bounced off my head within seconds regardless of age

 

[Madeofeyes]

Saying that Morrisons is quiet but still a vibe.
It’s a supermarket. Wtf?
Honestly everything she does is awful now. Is it a joke??

 

[x.x.x]

Shut the fuck up caitlin. People like you are the problem, and fyi becki is the most insecure person hence why she blocks her chins and uses filters. She leaves the comments on so it makes her money not because she doesnt care if people call her fat ect

 

[cotswoldlife]

Grown ass adult who doesn't pay any bills, eats her meals in her room at her parents house, no adult friends, no job (tiktok doesn't count) only thing adult about her is her age.

Shes properly pissed me off

 

[gigi_93]

Just had a horrible thought and tough shit I’m sharing it with you all

She must wipe from back to front because there’s no way she can reach around to go from front to back. Absolutely no way. Imagine the infections she gets from that. I’m so sorry

 

[gigilouxx]

LOOOOOL

 

[yellowmellow]

Oh god. I thought Tattle was over

So pleased it’s not just me that hasn’t been able to get on for hours…

Latest TikTok… eating hundreds of takeaways a month isn’t a flex bison

 

[kayefeluu20]

Becki can’t read so that’s why she isn’t impacted by the comments x

The two constants in my life are you saying Becki can't read and @Sertraline Queen replying "Noum." to silly questions like if Bison has ever had a shag

 

[4yogits]

I'm depressed, autistic and bisexual. I need to pick a struggle smh.

Parklife

 

[4yogits]

Did she eat all the rest of the Camembert or does she not like cheese? That’s such a little squirt
Lots of carbs and sugar there

Nothing says Valentimes like a big bag of Walkers Sensations

 

[hol20x]

Grown arse adult room with wallpaper from 2005 and plushies on her shelves x

 

[kayefeluu20]

Wake up you fugly walking oil rig I'm BORED