BeckiJones4 #71 Celebrating the year of the Dragon by turning into a Food Wagon

[Elisesya]

The way it’s taken her until pancake day to eat some fruit and it’s covered in chocolate sauce

Finally, something for the fruit tracker!

Fruit Tracker - February 2024
13/02/24 - Banana, blueberry, strawberry -£5.30

See you next year Bisonettes

 

[LadyMarmalade]

God I would pay good money to see her McDonnums rewards app. Bet she’s got VIP lounge access and free lap dances from Ronald himself.

 

[rosslee1987]

She’s going to sit in her “grown ass adult room”

you mean the one with dinosaur bedding, penguin cushions, Harry Potter books and “fings from the zoo-um” ??

 

[Flip&Flop]

Had to actually speak to my mum earlier with tattle being down, she seems lovely. I was shocked to find out she no longer works at Woolworths though!
So glad to be back trolls!

 

[LloydsBoosters]

…Wasn’t prepared for the vicious reminder of my ex today, but here we are

 

[Alexa456]

Spot the difference...

 

[Klaus123]

I’m guessing we’ll get a spiel like:

“Hi everywom, som it’s valentimes day! Now, I don’t have a valentime this year but you knowm what, that’s fine! Som I fort I would be my own valentime and have a self care night because yeah, that’s ok, be kind to ourselvesm if that makes senseum”

 

[gigilouxx]

Bidget Jones and the Bum Spraying Toylit

 

[goldie341]

… you know when you shaved a few hours before and

 

[Brummiebird]

“I can buy myself Maccies” by Becki Jones the grown ass 31 yearum old.

“My healfum is good, my eyelids are gold
I weigh firty stone but won’t be told
The trolls aren’t right I can twirl turn
Took up walking but it made my thighs burn
Mm, make yourself happy, just be you

Started to cry, but then remembered I
I can buy myself Maccies
Sit in my grown ass room
Lie in my bed for hours
Who needs to be able to do a handstand
I can go perving morris dancing
Don’t ask what I’m doing with my hand
Yeah, I can love those girls better than you can
Can love them better
I can love kebabums better, baby
Can love garlic dep better
I can love Maccies better, baby”

 

[goldie341]

Sorry did she call it bidjet?

Bidjet Jones

 

[Klaus123]

Sorry but the comment “be careful walking alone” who the f is going to attempt to tackle a bison in the wild.

 

[Sertraline Queen]

I don’t have toum explain myself to youm, I’m a grown ass bison & I doum what I want to doum

please can we have this as next Thread title

Beckijones4 #72 I don’t have toum explain myself to youm, I’m a grown ass bison & I doum what I want to doum

 

[potatopotato2988]

View attachment 2750918HI EVERYWUNNNN.. AND WELCOME TO A NEEW FRED

Omg her nose looks like if you had a Birds Eye view of the lower half of a heavily pregnant woman doing squats

 

[Houseofbane29]

If my partner gave me a valuntines cameo from that cretin I would have to castrate them

 

[user726]

Imagine having to buy your 30 year old aunty valentines gifts because she’s so chronically alone

 

[unwanted.opinions]

Poor Bek Bek can’t find Rickets

 

[Ktb]

Me watching her last couple of Tiktoks

 

[user726]

Imagine getting wished a ‘happy valentines day’ from a virgin who’s only experience with Valentine’s Day is buying themselves chocolate and eating in alone in bed

 

[eggsandwiches]

Wonder if she also had a double cheeseburger hidden in that bag and that’s why she said ‘double…’ when she pulled out the mayo chicken