BeckiJones4 #71 Celebrating the year of the Dragon by turning into a Food Wagon

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#72 Porklife

 

[Elisesya]

Nurse, shes out again

No amount of takeaways could ever be worth looking like this…

 

[gigilouxx]

“It used to be like a tradition when my nan obviously was alive” she’s hardly gonna phone derek acorah and invite you for a fuckin savoury roll from beyond the grave is she, eedyat gyal

 

[hol20x]

Me after seeing the current topic of conversation is about how Bison manages to wipe her giant arse

 

[yoo.hoo]

Why is she saying this as though she's breaking free from her shackles and she's finally going to eat what she wants after restricting herself for too long???

 

[IamHealthVisitor]

Posted this on the khm thread, still applies though
YOUR CHILD IS NOT YOUR VALENTINE. The amount of people doing huge set ups for their kid, balloons, gifts, shitty food boxes made by some smelly fanny scratching meff in their kitchen, absolute dickheads.

 

[gigilouxx]

I’d have got her a housing form from the council and put it in a B&M bag

 

[naanbread1991]

‘Always used to go to Chatwins with my nan, when she was alive’ thanks for the clarification x

 

[kittypaws]

Becki Jones #72 I’m a grown ass bison

 

[squishbish]

I’m gonna go sit in my grown arse adult room… in my mum and dad’s house… HAHA

 

[whisperchat]

Fucking hell poor Charlotte got it in the neck I’m crying

 

[gigilouxx]

Not depressed nor autistic and only like men’s genitalia.
However I’m extremely fertile, receive UC and shop at Iceland

 

[Rodeodown]

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My girls 🥱

A whole 15 minutes where do I donate.

 

[4yogits]

All the people
Soum many people
And they all goum hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their becklife
If that makes senseum?

 

[SC1990]

"Sometimes you've just gotta go with what your heart wants" Beckum hun your heart is screaming for help, not ANOTHER mcdonnums

 

[lauren119966]

good lord she’s ugly

 

[Chloe123456]

Put some fruit on your doorstep that should keep her away. Not grapes though as they are My Paigeys favourite so she will be there as fast as she can waddle if she knows theres garlic dep and grapes.

I like grapes how I like my men….

3 in my mouth at once

 

[gigi_93]

She’s just said it wouldn’t matter if Paige was her only friend

 

[Rodeodown]

Nuffink says happy valentimes day like an ugly burgundy jumper and some chilled athlete's foot cream on your chin

 

[cwymmie]

Sorry why exactly did she HAVE to take Porker to get potato cakes? Is that some sort of morris dancing ritual? Dance then potato cakes? And why does this lead to absolutely having to get a maccies?? Confused.