BeckiJones 4 #70 Her neck, her back, big fat gunt and flat arse crack 🎶

[Diddikins]

She obvs has the money to spend but what I can’t understand is how she can sit n see all the transactions on her bank just for food n not be arsed.
I wish I had money to just piss away, I’d have all sorts, nice car, nice new clothes, proper treat makeup and perfumes, a holiday

Imagine her applying for a loan or mortgage and having to produce bank statements. It would just be a long list of food and takeaway places. I’d be fucking mortified.

 

[Sunshine and flowers]

I’m no ‘Venom’ but I tried!!

 

[LadyMarmalade]

I actually can’t believe she posted that. I feel dirty having watched her humiliate herself like that for pennies in commission.

If being claustrophobic (Darren) in the world’s largest weighted hula hoop isn’t a wake up call then I just don’t know.

 

[Rodeodown]

I know this is a bison fred but I had to share this wisdom from my paigey.

I could feel the brain cells dying off as I tried to read it. She obvs wasn't in possession of the family brain cell that day.

Trubble.

 

[Diddikins]

Before I go and look, does she pull that face where she pretends to think about whether she likes it or not?

 

[user726]

The way she admitted to having to buy 2 hoops to steal the links because the one wasn’t big enough and then immediately jumped in the scran mobile and headed to Nando’s

 

[Nayalove96]

THAT HULA HOOP VIDEO!!!!! I cannot believe she posted that. What the fuck was she thinking?

 

[kayefeluu20]

Here’s a would you rather for you bitchy lot

Would you rather

A - have to live with bec no neck for a year in that manky bedroom and you have to eat everything she eats

Or

B sleep with her once and never have to see her again

Can I be absolutely mortally off my face whilst sleeping with her? If not, then yeah probs off myself. I've tried offing myself for less tbh

 

[Kelz19899]

Probably why she’s so big to be honest the problems may have started with her personality… Four years ago she wasn’t at a weight that would stop her from going out in public, yet she still has no friends

FFS she's not "big" because she has no friends.. she's MORBIDLY OBESE because she chooses to be!.. She goes out, we see it in nearly every video she posts- walks around parks, home bargains, b&m, Aldi, Asda, Morrisons.. she's going miles out of her home town so no one spots her, she's perfectly aware that she's a fat fuck, she has a very small circle of friends whom are embarrassed to be seen with her. Of course her absolute abomination of a life (in EVERY aspect) comes from her personality.. there's nothing redeemable about her, nobody likes her and those cunts in her comments that pretend they do, are just as rancid as she is.

 

[LloydsBoosters]

It’s giving

 

[LadyMarmalade]

You all better hope that dog starts to get better because if and when he does choose to leave this particular host body, his demon form will be travelling the length and breadth of these islands picking us all off one by one.

I’ll be safe for a while because… hills.

 

[lauren119966]

Pissing when she couldn’t find the button because DOUBLE CHIN was in the way

 

[Ktb]

I’ll accept this as an alternative to Suitcase Sunday

 

[LadyMarmalade]

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Oh Paige, Qausant?

Labour should run this as an election ad to show what the Tories have done to the education system.

 

[gigilouxx]

Bumbaclarrrtttt

 

[Chloe123456]

That voice she does when talking to Pauline Fowler is so fckin annoying. Shut up. Cath & Ian hiding the fact he’s ill?? She’s 31 !!! Just shows she spends all her time in her room & doesn’t give a shit about that dog.

 

[Popper]

What an annoying, attention seeking brat Paige is

 

[Brummiebird]

Now that’s What Becki calls Musicum volume 1 Track Listing

1. “Never Gonna Give Maccies Up, (my blood pressures never going down)”

2. Boom! Shake! Becki’s entered the Room

3. Hungry (Yellow) Eyes

4 Like a Virgum

5. Hey Fatty Bum Bum

 

[squishbish]

Do we reckon Uber Eats must have some sort of relay race going in the port? One delivers a takeaway, gets back to the restaurant and passes the “baton”(delivery bag) to the next driver going to deliver the next takeaway and it’s just an endless loop?

 

[goldie341]

I have a similar story except we went on a few dates first so I knew she was fat, and I wasn't bothered about her weight HOWEVER we went back to her flat and she had one of those walls of empty energy drink cans but instead of energy drink cans it was Pringles cans. Gave my vagina necrosis. Never saw her again. She was from Swindon which should've been red flag enough.

Ahahaha I’m fucking crying. I wouldn’t have minded the weight if she hadn’t have said her body type was ‘average’. Also the lack of vag hygiene. And she was missing a toilet seat and that just fucked me off.

Oh and as soon as I arrived she told me she’d got me an Easter egg but later revealed she’d eaten it

Sorry it’s all coming out now HAHAHA