BeckiJones 4 #70 Her neck, her back, big fat gunt and flat arse crack 🎶

[Sertraline Queen]

When he suddenly goes from pink to brown

 

[veganfortheanimals]

The resemblance this banana has to Ricketts is UNCANNY.

 

[Venom]

 

[goldie341]

A few years back I met this girl on tinder and we hit it off. She invited me to her flat so I show up and it turns out she’s morbidly obese. Probably as big as Becki if not bigger but shaped differently. Anyway we are chatting and whatever and then she asks me to stay the night. I panic like fuck and tell her I will because she keeps being taken to A&E for trying to top herself and I don’t want to be responsible for that. Thankfully she then told me she’d never sleep with someone on the first date so genuinely all we did was sleep, but when she pulled her leggings down to sleep in her pants it absolutely fucking reeked of like musty old mushrooms and garlic.

I have no fucking clue why I’ve typed this out. My point is she was genuinely very pretty and funny but I still couldn’t sleep with her so I think I’d choose option A.

Anyway, I’m on citalopram.

 

[Sertraline Queen]

The watch strap digging in…. Wrist looks like an unwaxed minge in a bikini

 

[Sunshine and flowers]

Rickets reminds me of a rescued battery chicken!

 

[Venom]

BeckiJones4 #71 Celebrating the year of the Dragon by turning into a Food Wagon

 

[Sertraline Queen]

@gigilouxx talking us through February’s takeaway tracker.

 

[cwymmie]

Unhinged comment

 

[lyrical0609]

“Thought I’d try a few things for you all”.. Rebecca please, none of this is for anyone but yourself

 

[kayefeluu20]

Unhinged comment

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That's funny. My 7 week old daughter calls her a fat cunt whenever she hears her voice... soum soum clever if that makes senseum?

 

[Bedd5]

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Oh Paige, Qausant?

 

[kayefeluu20]

"Now he's older we have to go slowly" with all due respect ya massive clapped whopper I doubt you were running marathons with the little confederate war criminal

 

[Diddikins]

This comment has ended me

 

[under the ivy]

 

[potatopotato2988]

How did her mum and dad get away with not telling her the dog was unwell for days. SHE LIVES AROUND HIM
She also absolutely had to go get him some treats
But her dad has a life limiting illness and she fucks off to Frankie and bennys

 

[gimm3more]

Here’s a would you rather for you bitchy lot

Would you rather

A - have to live with bec no neck for a year in that manky bedroom and you have to eat everything she eats

Or

B sleep with her once and never have to see her again

C kill myself

 

[kayefeluu20]

Not almond mumming as I'm currently tucking in to my third easter egg this week (white buttons for anyone interested) but fucking hell does every single meal have to contain meat? At this point she contains more chicken than most chickens. Fucking mentalist has eaten half of Old MacDonalds farm, she's the reason the lyrics are "Old MacDonald HAD a farm". She's scranned the man's livelihood.

 

[kayefeluu20]

My favourite French pastries: planay chocolay and quasant

 

[Elisesya]

Still can’t get over this, she’s only 31 but dresses as if she’s out on day release from the hospital.