Oh I dunno. When you are four years old just starting Nursery School its all rather lovely
Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing
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Now I'm not being a beeaatch here (honestly), but he's not a very attractive young man is he?
If he weren't Dave & Vicky's son he'd be some mediochre trainee plasterer would he not?
If he weren't Dave & Vicky's son he'd be some mediochre trainee plasterer would he not?
I mean atleast a trainee plasterer has skill.
He gives me the ick
Both he and his youngest brother Cruz are really quite ugly & gormless looking.
I find the push into fame for Brooklyn really odd. It's so obvious that he's in the limelight because of his surname. Who the hell is his gf too?
She comes from a family of a billionaire. I do not understand the attention these two get. I barely follow their story, but seeing them papped so much is weird.
She comes from a family of a billionaire. I do not understand the attention these two get. I barely follow their story, but seeing them papped so much is weird.
He always looks so pleased with himself.
Pretty drastic to resort to that to prevent him from cookingMaybe it's part of the straight jacket he normally wears insidexx...
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I think it’s quite reasonable under the circumstancesPretty drastic to resort to that to prevent him from cooking
Looking at her makeup that seems to have been trowelled on, I suspect he has started practicing. And failed!
Goodness knows how he’d look if he’d ever actually achieved anything!
Joking apart though, he gets that from his father, smug didn’t even come close when it came to David Beckham in his playing days
Sometimes I feel abit bad for Brooklyn. He seems a nice enough albeit a bit of a twatty young man. Then I see a pic of his smiling face and 
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I enjoyed this from Brooklyn the most: “We should do a brooklyn burger. L ke [sic] double or single burger and a nicola burger witch [sic] is no bun and it’s lettuce instead of Bun and meat for the girls.”
I know people make typos and pay less attention to spelling and grammar in texts but the poor love really is borderline illiterate
They might as well have donated his school fees to charity for all the good they’ve done.Plus - stereotyping much?!! No bun for the girls because us girlies are always watching our weight!I enjoyed this from Brooklyn the most: “We should do a brooklyn burger. L ke [sic] double or single burger and a nicola burger witch [sic] is no bun and it’s lettuce instead of Bun and meat for the girls.”
I know people make typos and pay less attention to spelling and grammar in texts but the poor love really is borderline illiterate
To be fair, he’s grown up with VB, who treats herself to a slice of watermelon ‘cake’ once a year on her birthdayPlus - stereotyping much?!! No bun for the girls because us girlies are always watching our weight!
I suppose he has a right to be smug, after all he doesn't work or do anything of any possible use to society, he somehow managed to persuade a billionaire's daughter to marry him and Mummy and Daddy spend all their time bigging-him-up as if he's pretty amazing at everything when proof is that he's a useless twerp.
Why do the wrong people have wealth
Happy 18th Birthday! 
I’m dying he looks like a right muppet.
I’m dying he looks like a right muppet.
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