Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing

[265]

Welcome to #6 and thanks to @GrilledCheese for the winning title.

Previous Thread - https://tattle.life/threads/beckhams-5-whats-greyer-victorias-meal-or-davids-hair.32663/page-50

A couple of the latest stories.

Joe Lycett 'SHREDS £10,000' over David Beckham's World Cup deal

Comedian Joe Lycett has livestreamed himself 'shredding £10,000' after David Beckham failed to pull out of his £10million World Cup deal.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Victoria Beckham shows off tiny waist on outing with daughter Harper

The fashion designer, 48, paraded her trim figure in a pair of skintight black leggings.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Carry on People.

 

[Murphygirl]

He really is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[Rockin' Robin]

Welcome to #6 and thanks to @GrilledCheese for the winning title.

Previous Thread - https://tattle.life/threads/beckhams-5-whats-greyer-victorias-meal-or-davids-hair.32663/page-50

A couple of the latest stories.

Joe Lycett 'SHREDS £10,000' over David Beckham's World Cup deal

Comedian Joe Lycett has livestreamed himself 'shredding £10,000' after David Beckham failed to pull out of his £10million World Cup deal.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Victoria Beckham shows off tiny waist on outing with daughter Harper

The fashion designer, 48, paraded her trim figure in a pair of skintight black leggings.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Carry on People.

What worries me about these photos, is the comparisons that will be made between Victoria and Harper. The DM seem to be having a sly dig at Harper, referring to Victoria's "swelte" waist. No wonder so many young girls have got self esteem issues.

 

[youRjokingHunz]

Oh I was praying this utter melt would have his own thread.. and God was listening ..

He has to be neuro diverse .. who the duck agrees to film him making a glass of water for himself!!
oh Dorklyn yeah, pour that Gin mate.. no one can do that

 

[Tharsheblows]

Oh I was praying this utter melt would have his own thread.. and God was listening ..

He has to be neuro diverse .. who the duck agrees to film him making a glass of water for himself!!
oh Dorklyn yeah, pour that Gin mate.. no one can do that

Lots of us are neuro diverse! Me included. I have inattentive ADHD and Dyscalculia. I was labelled lazy and thick! But I bleeping worked hard and at Brooklyns age, I was on my way to being a head chef with my own kitchen. I was not fannying about making myself look like a total tit on the internet.

 

[Ohflip]

’The Cat and Fittle’ pub! And only the best ingredients - mint that has to be squeezed to ‘get the smell out’ and Schweppes tonic - the absolute height of sophistication - in 1969.

 

[Eureka]

Oh I was praying this utter melt would have his own thread.. and God was listening ..

He has to be neuro diverse .. who the duck agrees to film him making a glass of water for himself!!
oh Dorklyn yeah, pour that Gin mate.. no one can do that

No he’s just a lazy prat who was dragged up by two entitled idiots.

 

[265]

He really is the gift that keeps on giving

Yeah, what a complete twit.

 

[Joannabloggs]

Part of me is hoping that Brooklyn is pivoting to his next career as a comedian and be a realised he's just better off doing parody work. If he is however serious, you can't convince me he doesn't have severe learning difficulties

 

[265]

Oh I was praying this utter melt would have his own thread.. and God was listening ..

I have to admit he deserves his own thread because he is such a dick.

 

[emm]

He really is the gift that keeps on giving

The daily mail have such a love hate relationship with the beckhams, every article about Victoria seems to be really positive and about her sons not at all

 

[265]

Latest.

Brooklyn Beckham adds yet ANOTHER string to his bow with Sake brand

He's a self-confessed 'kitchen nutter' who just days ago instructed his fans on how to make a gin cocktail, which was simply a gin and tonic.

www.dailymail.co.uk

He keeps on giving.

 

[Tharsheblows]

ETA: taken from DM article posted by @265

 

[Yel]

I used to feel sorry for him, but it feels like god tier level satire at this point.

 

[StephenTJackson]

I used to feel sorry for him, but it feels like god tier level satire at this point.
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Can someone just please stop him.

He is too dumb to realise. So please, someone stop him. He's basically harmless and inoffensive, he is just creepy clingy and too dumb to know that the joke is no longer funny. Joey Essex pretends to be as dumb as he acts, Brooklyn just is as dumb as he acts.

 

[Mavvers]

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ETA: taken from DM article posted by @265

Sushi chef was another of his specialist skills. Those masters that have been refining their sushi cheffing skills over twenty years must have been quaking in their chef shoes when they heard Dorklyn had nailed it overnight.

 

[youRjokingHunz]

Sending love to the Neuro diverse peeps that work their tits off to keep up with society’s expectations .. I know how hard this tit is..

But Dorklyns just next level doorstep thick..
I enjoy the comedy we all get from him, the hilarious attempts him and HIS WIFE MELTZ are making to be cool! When they look like two teenagers on their way to the off licence to get a few bottles of WKD.

dying from the laughter …
All that money and connections and so far Vicky and Dave have added 3 boys with zero talent to the worlds population! They have nothing to offer, no drive , no focus.. just vacuous vain testicles

Not included Harper as I’m going that girl sees sense

 

[265]

Jack of many trades, MASTER OF NONE!

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

At least we all know how to make a gin and tonic. I always struggled until Brooklyn showed us

 

[Pulltheotherone]

Surely he cannot be this thick ? Ok may not of been top of his class academically but he has had huge life experiences, he’s travelled extensively and will of met so many different and interesting people. He just does not seem to have any sense of self awareness?
He must know people rip him to shreds online but he ploughs on !