Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing

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She still thinks David’s a prize catch and that women are jealous and lusting after him… um, nope nope nope 😬🤣
 
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He’s just so slimy and cringe. He makes me feel a bit queasy.
He’s weird and creepy looking now.
Must bother him quite a lot as it was always more about his looks than his talents.
If all you’ve got is looks then once they go then there’s nothing!
And what talent he did have is long gone now at his age.
He’s just left with his bandwagon jumping and desire for a knighthood, and that’s looking less and less likely as time passes.
 
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Tbf Beckham was a superb player,but his celebrity was still bigger than his talent merited. There were better players in the utd team he played in, e.g. Keane, Scholes,who were also midfielders. I'm sure neither wants what Beckham has though!
 
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The best dressed Brooklyn has been in ages. 😆😆 Shame we have to see him in his pants to see him not dressed like an absolute wally.
 
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Those tattoos.

To each their own what anyone chooses to do with their own body, but artistically speaking I think they look awful. Like a little kid drew them on while Brooklyn was sleeping.
 
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Wtf is with his striped, two-tone torso? Is that a photoshop fail? It can’t be a tan line, surely?
 
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100% the gut has been lopped off in post-production.
What the duck would that lazy lump need an ice bath for anyway? I don't think I've ever seen him do anything more energetic than ruining Scouse tbh.
 
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Those tattoos.

To each their own what anyone chooses to do with their own body, but artistically speaking I think they look awful. Like a little kid drew them on while Brooklyn was sleeping.
Harper's mates came round then scribbled all over him with Sharpies
 
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Tbf Beckham was a superb player,but his celebrity was still bigger than his talent merited. There were better players in the utd team he played in, e.g. Keane, Scholes,who were also midfielders. I'm sure neither wants what Beckham has though!
It's partly due to the timing of it all, his relationship with a spice girl etc, also things like posing for gay mens magazines etc which was very forward at the time. He had very good publicists imo.
No way he will be getting knighthood after the Qatar issue, there would be a massive outcry
 
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Haha no was is that photo of him getting in the ice bath not photoshopped. He’s not that toned or slim.
 
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