Another example of bad parenting, the list is getting longer.Brooklyn always looks like he is shovelling hot food into his gob. As for those grubby hands….
Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing
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I really don’t think any of the Beckham sons are.
How did they do at their expensive private schools?
because if they can’t do well with all that money paid out on an education where could they do well?
also I’m sure David & Victoria would have made sure it was all over the media if any of them had gained good exam results!
I’m convinced there’s some learning difficulties there.
Don’t be so sure….. in a private members only club somewhere in the seedier side of London Town Pa beckham is brokering a deal with some Michelin star chef to get him inside a kitchen.And thankfully you never will….
Anyone of us at anytime could unwittingly be subjected to food handled by him.
picture this… you’ve saved your hard earned cash for 3 months, you’ve booked a table at the ivy, you’ve squeezed into the control knickers, you’ve put your best frock on, you can’t feel your feet because only those shoes will go and they haven’t been on your feet since 2019, you’ve paid, yes paid, someone with far more superior skill than you to put your slap on and fancy up your hair. You’ve invested in this night out.
You travel to the restaurant. You order from the menu, you’ve no idea what you’ve ordered because you don’t understand it, but you don’t want to look like a .
you wait, you wait, you wait….the waiter arrives! Does he place in front of you a delicious, aromatic, beautiful work of art? Well worth the £££’s!
No.
It turns out old golden balls is besties with/has dirt on/has paid off the chef and Brooklyn is in the kitchen making his signature ’cold spaghetti with hacked up truffle dropped on top’
Nobody warned you!! Nobody told you when you made the booking!! If you’d known you could have avoided the very clear and present danger that is food poisoning.
The threat is real people. It’s real!
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It’s a collar! She’s tagged him! I wonder if there’s a chip in it like there is in my cat? If found please return to 07…duck it, send it back to England, care of brand beckham.
Couldn’t see if already posted but here are the happy Peltz-Beckhams with their wardrobe for the week! Gripping stuff. They look ok I guess, although some of the stuff I find pretty horrible, her Fendi trousers look like something from Primark
I actually think they are well suited and will probably stay the course at least for the next few years. He appears to adore her and she seems much less snotty in interviews. They seem boring really - harmless enough - self-involved definitely, but quite sweet. He’s not very masculine and seems needy and a bit cloying but maybe she likes that. There’s just not a lot there and I’m losing interest even in taking the piss.
Ah but do they know how to make a Breakfast Sandwich? Brookie can help there
Nicola Peltz's terse texts to her wedding planner revealed in court https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...tml?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton
Looks like cooklyn isn't the only one delusional about their "career"
Looks like cooklyn isn't the only one delusional about their "career"
Blockbuster movies my ARSE!! Her only big appearance was the TV series "Bates Motel"
I've just been reading that shite article which is the top story of the mail this moment.
Talk about delusions of grandeur. I didn’t even know who she was until she married him.
Maybe that’s why she married him
Gotta love how he was trying to put us onto Dr Martens
Couldn’t see if already posted but here are the happy Peltz-Beckhams with their wardrobe for the week! Gripping stuff. They look ok I guess, although some of the stuff I find pretty horrible, her Fendi trousers look like something from Primark
I actually think they are well suited and will probably stay the course at least for the next few years. He appears to adore her and she seems much less snotty in interviews. They seem boring really - harmless enough - self-involved definitely, but quite sweet. He’s not very masculine and seems needy and a bit cloying but maybe she likes that. There’s just not a lot there and I’m losing interest even in taking the piss.
Brooklyn has decided to try and copy Prince Harry and bring a book out 
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Yes but not one person will be able to doubt the truth of Cooklyn's book
I still laugh my arse off at the reviews on Amazon for What I See. I almost hope Brooklyn does release another book of some sort, just for the unintentional hilarity.
But why on earth is he wearing his father in law’s jeans? And with all that money too…Gotta love how he was trying to put us onto Dr Martens
That's very true!
That's what I've always thought. Brooklyn seems a nice enough guy but would she really have married him if he didn't have the Beckham name and fame?
Totally agree, her family may be loaded but they’re not household names like the Beckhams
I think she wanted a lap dog who idolised her and the media exposure - she got that alright !
Brilliant @Pom Bear
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What a bell end.
Brooklyn Beckham shares a clip of Scouse soup after truffle backlash
The budding chef, 23, shared a video of his latest concoction, which consists of budget-friendly ingredients including diced beef, potatoes, carrots and stock.
Oh and now this,
Nicola Peltz showcases her beauty as she becomes the new face of GCDS
The 28-year-old actress looked nothing short of sensational as she appeared in the spring 2023 lookbook.
Brookie and Nicky the new pish and bucks?
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