Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing

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Ohflip

He’d better not show his face here in Liverpool after making this version of Scouse! I’ve never seen anything like it.🤮 First of all, it’s traditionally made with lamb and is supposed to be thick and hearty - not a ‘soup‘ made with shop bought stock. I bet I’m not the only Scouse Nana who’d like to give this twit a piece of my mind tonight! And while I’m here - why does he have to lean over the plate/bowl to shovel the food into his mouth? Are we supposed to believe this makes him some sort of gourmet? Gross.
 
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Pom Bear

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Brilliant @Pom Bear
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What a bell end.

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Brooklyn Beckham shares a clip of Scouse soup after truffle backlash

The budding chef, 23, shared a video of his latest concoction, which consists of budget-friendly ingredients including diced beef, potatoes, carrots and stock.
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Oh and now this,

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Nicola Peltz showcases her beauty as she becomes the new face of GCDS

The 28-year-old actress looked nothing short of sensational as she appeared in the spring 2023 lookbook.
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Brookie and Nicky the new pish and bucks?
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Thank you 😀❤🤗😘 xx.

Two pics just made 😄😘 x...

Brooklyn in his personalised sweatshirt....

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....and Nicola really needs help with her drink problem 😄...

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@Pom Bear love that, now I have a question for you.

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Do YOUR dog's paws smell like popcorn?

Dog owners on TikTok have revealed that their pets smell like a famous, buttery cinema snack. 'Popcorn paws,' one animal lover from the UK wrote in a video caption. 'If you know, you know.'
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Pom Bear

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@Pom Bear love that, now I have a question for you.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Do YOUR dog's paws smell like popcorn?

Dog owners on TikTok have revealed that their pets smell like a famous, buttery cinema snack. 'Popcorn paws,' one animal lover from the UK wrote in a video caption. 'If you know, you know.'
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Thank you 😀❤🥰🤗😘 xx.
Lol that's a cute article 😊 my paws don't smell of popcorn, but it does sound funny 😄😄...oh dear now I've just imagined Brooklyn's feet, the rest of him is bad enough so I dread to think what his feet are like lol 😄😄😄 xxx
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Pom Bear is just the BEST !
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Thank you very much Love Pom ❤🥰😊🤗😘 xxx.

Tattoos for Brooklyn's big feet 😄😀 x....

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Ohflip said:
He’d better not show his face here in Liverpool after making this version of Scouse! I’ve never seen anything like it.🤮 First of all, it’s traditionally made with lamb and is supposed to be thick and hearty - not a ‘soup‘ made with shop bought stock. I bet I’m not the only Scouse Nana who’d like to give this twit a piece of my mind tonight! And while I’m here - why does he have to lean over the plate/bowl to shovel the food into his mouth? Are we supposed to believe this makes him some sort of gourmet? Gross.
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The comments are.hilarious, not a single one that isn't criticising how crap it is
 
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Dollylovesshoes

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The comments are.hilarious, not a single one that isn't criticising how crap it is
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@Ohflip i don’t blame you scousers,I’d do me nut,bet next thing he bleeping tries is east London Pie&Mash with Liquor..Cos his effin dad comes from there and always visits a pie&mash place.😡
 
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Tabitha D

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I did wonder about the scouse. For one thing, I doubt it’s something he grew up with (both parents are from the south-east) and I think it’s distinctly possible he’s never had it before googling whatever sad excuse for a recipe this was.
And I always thought scouse was kind of similar to traditional Lancashire hotpot - certainly not a soup anyway. And made with cheaper cuts of lamb (even just bones), not beef.
Isn’t it time this useless waste of skin found a new “hobby”. He’s never going to set the world alight with his cooking.
 
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Mavvers

Tabitha D said:
I did wonder about the scouse. For one thing, I doubt it’s something he grew up with (both parents are from the south-east) and I think it’s distinctly possible he’s never had it before googling whatever sad excuse for a recipe this was.
And I always thought scouse was kind of similar to traditional Lancashire hotpot - certainly not a soup anyway. And made with cheaper cuts of lamb (even just bones), not beef.
Isn’t it time this useless waste of skin found a new “hobby”. He’s never going to set the world alight with his cooking.
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☝Next up, Cooklyn shows us how to make haggis with fish 🙄
 
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Dollylovesshoes

Dollylovesshoes

Tabitha D said:
I did wonder about the scouse. For one thing, I doubt it’s something he grew up with (both parents are from the south-east) and I think it’s distinctly possible he’s never had it before googling whatever sad excuse for a recipe this was.
And I always thought scouse was kind of similar to traditional Lancashire hotpot - certainly not a soup anyway. And made with cheaper cuts of lamb (even just bones), not beef.
Isn’t it time this useless waste of skin found a new “hobby”. He’s never going to set the world alight with his cooking.
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David B comes from my area,not far from where I live same Borough.
 
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Rita Chevrolet

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Tabitha D said:
I did wonder about the scouse. For one thing, I doubt it’s something he grew up with (both parents are from the south-east) and I think it’s distinctly possible he’s never had it before googling whatever sad excuse for a recipe this was.
And I always thought scouse was kind of similar to traditional Lancashire hotpot - certainly not a soup anyway. And made with cheaper cuts of lamb (even just bones), not beef.
Isn’t it time this useless waste of skin found a new “hobby”. He’s never going to set the world alight with his cooking.
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Maybe he'd better stick to being a Professional Husband?
 
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dee_mc

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Gosh she's plain with the dark hair and dark clothes. A very unattractive couple.
 
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Rach472

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She doesn't look well or like she's been crying. Maybe the reality of her life has suddenly hit her 🤣 or she ate some of her hubby's cooking.
 
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Sinderella

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I really don’t think any of the Beckham sons are.
How did they do at their expensive private schools?
because if they can’t do well with all that money paid out on an education where could they do well?
also I’m sure David & Victoria would have made sure it was all over the media if any of them had gained good exam results!
I’m convinced there’s some learning difficulties there.
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With a dad like David you’re not exactly going to be the brain of Britain 😂
 
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soph30

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oh lord I'm so bored of this sticky stuff joke. Does she think she's funny? :confused:
 
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