Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing

[Tabitha D]

Oh duck!

Cruz Beckham shows off his impressive skateboarding skills

The youngest Beckham boy chanelled a different member of his family on Wednesday as he tried his hand at some camera work, reminiscent of his brother Brooklyn's stint studying photography.

www.dailymail.co.uk

There is a LOT of shade in that article.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Sooooo happy to have found this thread.

I'm joining the gang.

 

[Shinealight]

Oh duck!

Cruz Beckham shows off his impressive skateboarding skills

The youngest Beckham boy chanelled a different member of his family on Wednesday as he tried his hand at some camera work, reminiscent of his brother Brooklyn's stint studying photography.

www.dailymail.co.uk

The comments to the article

 

[mousey]

Cruz has such a tiny mouth

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Bet Cruz is a right little tit. Always thought it. Brooklyn... seems nice and harmless enough but lol lol lol @ him.

 

[Mycatismad]

Cruz has such a tiny mouth

And beady eyes and a nose from League of Gentlemen.

 

[TheLadyTea]

They said his photography was “reminiscent” of Cooklyn’s before saying later that Cooklyn failed to complete the first year of his photography course

 

[Lucyxxxx]

The amazon reviews of Brooklyns book are the best thing to ever grace the Internet.

 

[Sinderella]

Bet Cruz is a right little tit. Always thought it. Brooklyn... seems nice and harmless enough but lol lol lol @ him.

Cruz irritates the duck out of me! I wish the little Justin Bieber wannabe gangsta would duck right off! The way he dresses thinking he is the dogs bollocks when he looks like a stupid little twit!

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Cruz irritates the duck out of me! I wish the little Justin Bieber wannabe gangsta would duck right off! The way he dresses thinking he is the dogs bollocks when he looks like a stupid little twit!

I'm so glad I'm not alone with this. It's that smug stupid grin. I quiet like Romeo he doesn't have that I'm a massive head look to him like his brothers do. Harper is obviously a child but I do think she's a real cutie.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

They said his photography was “reminiscent” of Cooklyn’s before saying later that Cooklyn failed to complete the first year of his photography course

Nooooo? After all those excellent photos he took? I refuse to believe he didn't graduate!
Proof enough that not only are those boys odd looking but they're useless as well.

 

[emm]

There is a LOT of shade in that article.

I would love to be a daily mail journalist to write articles like this

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I would love to be a daily mail journalist to write articles like this

Are you under 13 and looking to do Work Experience in "Journalism"?
If so you qualify for a career in tabloid Showbiz journalism where you can complete your day's worth of input having finshed your sandwiches at lunchtime.
Use of the words "Stunning.........................showing off curves.............................peachy bum....................... neutral palet (sic) of make-up..................... rocking The Look etc........................" are essential
Apply to The Sun, The Daily Mail, The Daily Mirror stating age and hours available.

 

[emm]

Are you under 13 and looking to do Work Experience in "Journalism"?
If so you qualify for a career in tabloid Showbiz journalism where you can complete your day's worth of input having finshed your sandwiches at lunchtime.
Use of the words "Stunning.........................showing off curves.............................peachy bum....................... neutral palet (sic) of make-up..................... rocking The Look etc........................" are essential
Apply to The Sun, The Daily Mail, The Daily Mirror stating age and hours available.

Next career option for brooklyn maybe?

 

[265]

Latest vomit inducting article

Brooklyn Beckham surprises wife Nicola with roses for Valentine's Day

The model and actress, 28, snapped a photo of her husband, 23, carrying the huge gift while Nicola exclaimed that she was 'so lucky.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[ShoegazerStar]

Jesus! Imagine waking up to this fuckin gormless twit looming over you! I'll hand it to Nicola. She's stuck it out for longer than most thought she would. But apart from the Beckham name what on earth does she see in him?? That bloody baseball cap he always wears makes him seem like a 12 year old. Still I guess we have the soon to be 1st anniversary tattoos to look forward to. Any guesses people? Im going for a love recipe printed on his forehead. Then he realises he cant read it and we all have a good laugh again!

 

[TheLadyTea]

Jesus! Imagine waking up to this fuckin gormless twit looming over you! I'll hand it to Nicola. She's stuck it out for longer than most thought she would. But apart from the Beckham name what on earth does she see in him?? That bloody baseball cap he always wears makes him seem like a 12 year old. Still I guess we have the soon to be 1st anniversary tattoos to look forward to. Any guesses people? Im going for a love recipe printed on his forehead. Then he realises he cant read it and we all have a good laugh again!View attachment 1960509

He’s like a dog, he even brought in the bush the roses were grown on what a treat!

 

[donutwitch]

He’s like a dog, he even brought in the bush the roses were grown on what a treat!

A picture that just screams ‘money can’t buy taste’

 

[rivermonster]

£770 bottle of wine last night.

Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz indulge in £770 red wine

The budding chef, who has previously come under fire for using lavish ingredients for his cooking tutorials, was seen heading to the sushi restaurant hand-in-hand with the actress.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[emm]

£770 bottle of wine last night.

Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz indulge in £770 red wine

The budding chef, who has previously come under fire for using lavish ingredients for his cooking tutorials, was seen heading to the sushi restaurant hand-in-hand with the actress.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I love how they are still describing him as "budding chef" and wtf is the way he is wearing his jumper?!