Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing

[SaLou]

These two are just such a strange pairing. She always looks disgusted and he looks like a soppy puppy.

 

[Sinderella]

These two are just such a strange pairing. She always looks disgusted and he looks like a soppy puppy.

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I feel like she’s trying so hard to morph into his mum

 

[MoodyBlue]

These two are just such a strange pairing. She always looks disgusted and he looks like a soppy puppy.

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His hand is a completely different colour to his wrist!

 

[Eureka]

Anyone seen the Chippendales drama on Disney? Nicola is in it. She’s an absolutely terrible actress, wooden as that plank she married.

 

[KittyBangBang]

His hand is a completely different colour to his wrist!

And why do they hold hands like that? In that strange position and not dropped to their sides. It looks uncomfortable.

 

[dee_mc]

His hand is a completely different colour to his wrist!

Maybe it's because it's touching his Ice Queen wife?
She looks like such a snooty cow. He looks perfectly pleasant, though gormless.

 

[emm]

I don’t know if it’s been mentioned on these threads but apparently it was actually VB who cheated first, with Damon Dash during the Out of Your Mind period and since then, all bets have been off.

They know that the sum of their parts is worth far more than as individuals - can you imagine the ball ache of dividing up those assets 🫠

omg no way! I haven't heard this song since then and when I read "Damon Dash" I was thinking, who on earth is this? As soon as I read the title I have it now stuck in my head

These two are just such a strange pairing. She always looks disgusted and he looks like a soppy puppy.

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it looks liek a posh nanny and her child she is looking after

 

[Diddikins]

I thought she worked with Damon Dash well after Out of Your Mind and her first (only?) album?

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

I don’t know if it’s been mentioned on these threads but apparently it was actually VB who cheated first, with Damon Dash during the Out of Your Mind period and since then, all bets have been off.

Do you mean Dane Bowers? He was the one she did Out of Your Mind with. Damon Dash was the guy who she worked with on her second album that never got released (and was also Aaliyah’s boyfriend before she passed away)

 

[jayne2240]

Read somewhere today that Selena has moved in with Brooklyn & Nicola. Don’t know many newly weds where they’d want their mate living with them it’s all just really strange.

 

[Shinealight]

I find David to be so fake. I always get the impression that he want to come across as this amazing, caring dad to compensate for being a crappy husband.

I’ve always despised him, was always a smug little git as a young footballer.
Then there was the Mister Loophole lawyer getting him off the driving ban that any normal person would have had to face.
I’d say the worst of him (besides the affairs) were the 2013 emails that revealed his anger at yet again being passed up for a knighthood in the New Years honours list.
Who the duck does he think he is?
I’ve always said that those that desire honours are the kind of people that absolutely shouldn’t get them, honours should be for humility and humbleness amongst other things.

 

[Sinderella]

Read somewhere today that Selena has moved in with Brooklyn & Nicola. Don’t know many newly weds where they’d want their mate living with them it’s all just really strange.

She’s doesn’t want to be alone with him anymore

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Has Brooklyn had filler in his cheeks? He’s looking like a hamster these days.

 

[granite grandma]

I don’t know if it’s been mentioned on these threads but apparently it was actually VB who cheated first, with Damon Dash during the Out of Your Mind period and since then, all bets have been off.

They know that the sum of their parts is worth far more than as individuals - can you imagine the ball ache of dividing up those assets 🫠

Not true, David was well known for his sexual incontinence well before this. She may have tried at some point to get revenge but no way did she stray first. It was well known among staff at Man United.

 

[TheLadyTea]

Has Brooklyn had filler in his cheeks? He’s looking like a hamster these days.

He’s been eating his own meals

 

[Sea]

He’s been eating his own meals

Cos nobody else will

 

[amianinfluenceryet]

Do you mean Dane Bowers? He was the one she did Out of Your Mind with. Damon Dash was the guy who she worked with on her second album that never got released (and was also Aaliyah’s boyfriend before she passed away)

I’m well aware Damon Dash didn’t work on the masterpiece that is OOYM but he was living in London at the time, renting the funny house that was opposite the Met Bar.

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

I’m well aware Damon Dash didn’t work on the masterpiece that is OOYM but he was living in London at the time, renting the funny house that was opposite the Met Bar.

Didn’t know he was living in London at that time. That’s around when he was dating Aaliyah but I guess maybe he was back and forth between London and the US.

 

[Sinderella]

I seriously doubt she had an affair with Damon Dash, he doesn’t seem her type.

 

[Pom Bear]

Not done a head swap pic for a while lol x...

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