Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing

[emm]

Read a story a few years back that BD was hired by some company for an advertising/promotion thing. Beckham's team contacted the higher ups at the company advising them to not have any young female staff on the team when working with him as he would disappear off with them and wouldn't get their filming done. This is common practice with him apparently, how awful that his team have to make that phonecall and how awful for Victoria being surrounded by people who aid him in cheating.

I have a bit of a soft spot for Victoria and I do wonder if she stays because she feels divorce means she failed her kids or if she is aware that no matter what he does she will get blamed for being not enough for him. I wonder what her parents make of it all.

How awful and mortifying to know everyone around you is so aware your husband has 0 respect for you

 

[Rach472]

I also have a soft spot for her and I always think she comes across as so down to earth and funny.

 

[Lady_H]

Apparently the beef cost $300.

Yes, that will be very accessible to the vast majority of Cooklyn's followers....not.

Nothing will ever beat the “accessibility” of the cheese wheel pasta recipe.

Take one enormous £500 cheese wheel from your dad’s cheese cellar…

 

[Murphygirl]

Dorklyn now a manicurist

 

[Tharsheblows]

Dorklyn now a manicurist

Gosh, he’s quite the man! so many talents! and so meh at all of them

 

[Joannabloggs]

Dorklyn now a manicurist

What an utter wet wipe

 

[dopeymcdopey]

I'm giving the cooking another few months, we'll then move on to interior design (put flowers in a vase, they look nice), fashion (jeans can be tight or baggy), fitness (running is healthy), but if they have kids he'll be a professional baby daddy, nobody will ever love their kids or have more parenting tips.

 

[lilyannrose]

I also have a soft spot for her and I always think she comes across as so down to earth and funny.

I saw the SG live during their 2008 reunion. She had a dry sort of sense of humour that has been very unfashionable for a long time now but appeals to me as it's what I grew up with.

The thing that angers me the most is people giving her stick for not smiling. People are obsessed about smiling to the point where I find it creepy and utterly deranged.

I'm giving the cooking another few months, we'll then move on to interior design (put flowers in a vase, they look nice), fashion (jeans can be tight or baggy), fitness (running is healthy), but if they have kids he'll be a professional baby daddy, nobody will ever love their kids or have more parenting tips.

Not even Mr "I love my kids" Peter Andre?!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Dorklyn now a manicurist

Let's face it - Dorklyn has surely got to find SOMETHING he can do without cocking it up!

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Dorklyn now a manicurist

Needs to do something with his own nails. The bloody state of them!! He’s so grubby.

 

[dopeymcdopey]

Not even Mr "I love my kids" Peter Andre?!
[/QUOTE]
lmao, it'll be a tough contest. But when Brooklyn has kids nobody will ever have experienced it like him! Peter Andre couldn't possibly get the amount of tattoos that brooklyn will. He'll probably have pic of kids tattooed if he can find space that is!

 

[TheLadyTea]

Not even Mr "I love my kids" Peter Andre?!

lmao, it'll be a tough contest. But when Brooklyn has kids nobody will ever have experienced it like him! Peter Andre couldn't possibly get the amount of tattoos that brooklyn will. He'll probably have pic of kids tattooed if he can find space that is!

Brooklyn won’t have the space for more tattoos. He’s full up with tats of his wife’s dead nan that he never met

 

[lilyannrose]

Brooklyn won’t have the space for more tattoos. He’s full up with tats of his wife’s dead nan that he never met

That's the moment I really started to wonder about him. Who does that! Even crazier, Nicola claims to love it. I'd be packing a bag and running for the hills!

 

[granite grandma]

If you read her first autobiography she has always struggled with food since being a teenager and it worsened during spice girls (as it did with geri and Mel c too) but seems to be even worse now which is unsurprising as she has seemingly never had therapy and is in this awful relationship. I went to school in Surrey nearish where a lot of footballers live and there were constant stories about him getting with women who worked as waitresses etc in places he went to on nights out even on pool tables etc. I never remember hearing so much about other footballers

Eewww he is rancid - my son told me about him years ago when he was still at united. Apparently he has nda he gets them to sign, and remember when he got caught playing footsie under the table with another woman while VB and the husband were there!

 

[emm]

Eewww he is rancid - my son told me about him years ago when he was still at united. Apparently he has nda he gets them to sign, and remember when he got caught playing footsie under the table with another woman while VB and the husband were there!

Yeh someone I vaguely know was approached by his bodyguard in a club and had to sign an nda before going to speak to him, I think I have mentioned it before but she ended up going on holiday with him, this is about 10 years ago

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Yeh someone I vaguely know was approached by his bodyguard in a club and had to sign an nda before going to speak to him, I think I have mentioned it before but she ended up going on holiday with him, this is about 10 years ago

Tell us more!

 

[Mycatismad]

Eewww he is rancid - my son told me about him years ago when he was still at united. Apparently he has nda he gets them to sign, and remember when he got caught playing footsie under the table with another woman while VB and the husband were there!

I wonder if the kids know he cheats on their mother, it’d be hard to hide if there were arguments at hone etc

 

[Scarlett O' Hara]

Why does she stay with him ?

 

[emm]

Why does she stay with him ?

I don't get it either, she has her own career not like she needs him for money!

Tell us more!

Nothing more to say really! They went to some really expensive holiday destination like the Bahamas or something (evidently she didn't exactly comply to the NDA ) and then never spoke again!

 

[Badirene]

Why does she stay with him ?

She has been with him half her life, I think that is a big factor. The sooner she learns that long marriage doesn't mean "good" marriage the better for her mental and physical health.