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Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing
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He has the stance of an ape
Maybe that’s his new job
Chef, manicurist, stylist and now watercooler maintenance 
He has no style or grace does he?
Mummy must be paying them to feature him and his miserable wife.
The Vogue clips from yesterday make him look like a handyman in the studio who just so happened to be a super-fan of Nicola and cannot believe his luck that he can stand so close to her.
They are an odd pair, she looks like she couldn't give a tit and is monumentally cringed out by him and he is like a desperate little puppy at her Beck (not intended but lol) and call.
They are an odd pair, she looks like she couldn't give a tit and is monumentally cringed out by him and he is like a desperate little puppy at her Beck (not intended but lol) and call.
As in lack of style....he looks a right knuckle dragger.
This was exactly my thought
DM says cooklyn now a stylist who for???
I kind of feel a lot of people are unduly optimistic about Harper as she's very young and we want to be kind. Chances are she'll be the same as the rest as she knows nothing else. Possibly even worse as she could be more spoilt being youngest and only girl. I'd love to be wrong but I'm not getting my hopes up.
who for???I kind of feel a lot of people are unduly optimistic about Harper as she's very young and we want to be kind. Chances are she'll be the same as the rest as she knows nothing else. Possibly even worse as she could be more spoilt being youngest and only girl. I'd love to be wrong but I'm not getting my hopes up.
Cooklyn a stylist?DM says cooklyn now a stylist
I kind of feel a lot of people are unduly optimistic about Harper as she's very young and we want to be kind. Chances are she'll be the same as the rest as she knows nothing else. Possibly even worse as she could be more spoilt being youngest and only girl. I'd love to be wrong but I'm not getting my hopes up.
I mean he literally just about manages to dress himself, always looks like he needs a good wash, a bit of fruit and veg in his diet and a couple of sessions with a good chiropractor but sure, #fashion or whatever 🫠
Didn’t VB say she wanted a daughter that she could spend time with, do her hair and paint her nails? As a baby she lugged her round like a fashion accessory in designer outfits and even boasted that Harper could run in heels at 3 years old.
Now she seems to spend little time with her looking at the pics that are posted.
Harper seems to spend more time with her Dad and seems happier in teenage style clothes and trainers.
Now she seems to spend little time with her looking at the pics that are posted.
Harper seems to spend more time with her Dad and seems happier in teenage style clothes and trainers.
Back to cheffing today
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Gosh he's so talented"In the video brooklyn chopped up various ingredients and used a rice maker"
He’s such a nutter!!"In the video brooklyn chopped up various ingredients and used a rice maker"
I think I would replace the word nutter with twit.
I’m sure Dorklyn is harmless but he’s a twit. I wonder if his wife looks and him and thinks ‘aw bless’ or ‘ICK!’. He seems a bit ‘blank’ to me
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