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Hi. Am fairly new to Tattle. Dorklyn the gift that keeps giving. He's a proper plank. Always looks so gormless and as much as I like tattoos these are so badly done. Just horrific. In this pic he looks like he is wearing my grandads 1970s pajama top.
Why do his tattoos look like he let a small child loose with a felt tip ?
he looks like he is working in one of those cheap highway diners a serial killer would frequent in a filmHi. Am fairly new to Tattle. Dorklyn the gift that keeps giving. He's a proper plank. Always looks so gormless and as much as I like tattoos these are so badly done. Just horrific. In this pic he looks like he is wearing my grandads 1970s pajama top.
"A proper plank"! Made me laugh out loud. A very apt description. If we asked him where he'd bought that hat with the peak round the back he'd struggle to find an answer!Hi. Am fairly new to Tattle. Dorklyn the gift that keeps giving. He's a proper plank. Always looks so gormless and as much as I like tattoos these are so badly done. Just horrific. In this pic he looks like he is wearing my grandads 1970s pajama top.
I wonder what Dorklyn will do for xmas day, cooking the turkey or mixing the drinks?
He’d get it mixed up or back to front.
Just when I thought he couldn't get anymore repulsive, the thought of cooklyn having his hand up a turkey's arse has tipped me off the edge.
I'd imagine Nicola much like her MIL won't eat more than a chive so hopefully he won't have to put on a full on spread
He will suddenly be the person who invented Christmas cake.
He probably loves abit of the Parsons nose.Cooklyn...... hand up a turkey's arse...
Like father, like son perhapsHe probably loves abit of the Parsons nose.
Idk if someone already posted about it, but I happened to hear a bit of a radio 4 comedy show the other evening, and they described DB as the Lord Haw Haw of the Instagram generation because he’s always promoting dodgy stuff to his followers
because he’s always promoting dodgy stuff to his followers 
Brooklyn’s hands always look a bit grubby too. Another reason not to touch his food
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I was feeling so lousy and was pathetically delighted to see this. Sometimes, the best laughs are the unintentional ones. Cheers, Cooklyn!Latest from DM
This bodes well for the xmas dinnerLatest from DM
the DM's coverage of him is hilarious, veers between fawning over him and his relationship or stories like this, it is like they have one member of staff who loves him and another who doesn't and they are competing
So the gormless twit pretend chef now shows us how to boil a pan of spaghetti. Am starting to think he's trolling usLatest from DM
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