Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing

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Looks like a scene from a very bad movie.

 

[Jjjg]

Harper looked like she was crying to me too. Brooklyn should be ashamed of himself. He only totally is there too BC it's fashion week not like he cares for his family.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I just don't get how they can have 2 kids like Romeo and Harper who seem to be lovely young people and then those other 2. Interesting nature over nurture debate for sure.

 

[Coniferhedge]

Urgh. Have you seen the TikTok’s of them all playing happy families, David with his extra high hair

Blimey, he looks like he’s morphing into Noel ‘Tidy Beard’ Edmonds as he gets older.

 

[turtleneck10]

I just don't get how they can have 2 kids like Romeo and Harper who seem to be lovely young people and then those other 2. Interesting nature over nurture debate for sure.

Not sure what your issue with Cruz is but I've never seen him doing anything bad, he just wears crappy clothing....
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Harper looked like she was crying to me too. Brooklyn should be ashamed of himself. He only totally is there too BC it's fashion week not like he cares for his family.

It goes both ways though. If there really is drama with his wife and his parents/family... he's obviously not going to spend as much time with her.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Not sure what your issue with Cruz is but I've never seen him doing anything bad, he just wears crappy clothing....
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It goes both ways though. If there really is drama with his wife and his parents/family... he's obviously not going to spend as much time with her.

I've got a very short fuse
For a guy called Cruz. fin.

 

[peppin]

I will just leave this here, lol

 

[StephenTJackson]

I will just leave this here, lol

She just looks so uncomfortable around him. He's probably quite smitten and in dopey love with her. She just wants attention, but not from the man she married and doesn't really love.

 

[Mycatismad]

I will just leave this here, lol

He looks more like a hungry vampire than a loving husband

 

[peppin]

She just looks so uncomfortable around him. He's probably quite smitten and in dopey love with her. She just wants attention, but not from the man she married and doesn't really love.

they look like an awkward couple of teens, the secondhand embarrassment is very... palpable

 

[SaLou]

I just don't get how they can have 2 kids like Romeo and Harper who seem to be lovely young people and then those other 2. Interesting nature over nurture debate for sure.

Brooklyn always seems nice enough to me. No idea about Cruz, only really seen pictures of him.

 

[dee_mc]

Oh gosh the way she instinctively moves away from him when he kisses her neck!
Never mind "the honeymoon is over" - looks like it never started for Nicola.

 

[Goldilocks3108]

He gives me the ick
Both he and his youngest brother Cruz are really quite ugly & gormless looking.

Chavvy looking I’ve always thought….

 

[StephenTJackson]

Brooklyn always seems nice enough to me. No idea about Cruz, only really seen pictures of him.

All three seem to be basically nice lads, Romeo probably the most effort put into something, he hasn't got an ego making him refuse to play for Brentford B. But Brooklyn doesn't seem to have an ego to me. He's just dopey. And Cruz is just badly dressed.

 

[265]

I will just leave this here, lol

Ewww, those fooking shoes.

 

[Nelly's mum]

Not sure if that would make it better or worse

Ewww, those fooking shoes.

Nicola always wears really ugly shoes

 

[Jumbojet1251]

Oh dear. Where to start with this?

 

[TheLadyTea]

Oh dear. Where to start with this?

So much to unpack
They are not going to stay young together. Does he think they’ve got one foot in the grave already???? Immortalised as dopey twenty somethings???

What does he mean better than any man could ever be??? That’s a very generous statement. I’m not a man and can see that that’s some very heavy pick me boy behaviour.

He admits he’s not a cook, he’s not a photographer. Instead, he’s a fan boy that spends his entire life honouring her. That sounds so creepy. Nicola is certainly no goddess.

 

[Jumbojet1251]

And “Baby days” bleekkkkkk! Hate it when he calls her baby! Hate any man calling any woman that!

 

[Lucyxxxx]

And “Baby days” bleekkkkkk! Hate it when he calls her baby! Hate any man calling any woman that!

*awkwardly shuffles out the thread*