Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing

[Tharsheblows]

She some across as being such a miserable cow! Resting witch face springs to mind

Posh spice wannabe! Without Vics personality (watching old videos of her she's got a very dry sense of humour, shame we don't see it more, unless it's been sucked out of her by all the DB 'affairs')

Either that or she's been reading Daily Fail articles and comments about Cooklyn and realised what she's married to

 

[lilyannrose]

Back in the kitchen again

I hate to be fair to the likes of Cooklyn but why do people expect billionaires/millionaires to be relatable anyway? I've never understood that particular complaint.

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However, think how much a stint in marines would do for the knighthood ambitions. They'd be all over it with how brave he is, how hard it is for them, how he loves his country and arselicking the royals even more. As long as he embraced celeb after a couple of years I think They'd love it.

Good point, given that David is such an arselicker of the royals. The thing is though given his track record, Brooklyn would drop out within weeks. Maybe even days, since it's the marines and you get zero coddling there.

 

[265]

The DM have tried and tested again.

FEMAIL puts Brooklyn Beckham's latest vegan lasagne recipe to the test

After Brooklyn Beckham shared his very simple eight-ingredient vegan lasagne tutorial on Instagram, FEMAIL decided to put the recipe to the test - but is it just basic or simply the best?

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[emm]

The DM have tried and tested again.

FEMAIL puts Brooklyn Beckham's latest vegan lasagne recipe to the test

After Brooklyn Beckham shared his very simple eight-ingredient vegan lasagne tutorial on Instagram, FEMAIL decided to put the recipe to the test - but is it just basic or simply the best?

www.dailymail.co.uk

I swear the entire daily mail celeb section is just the backhams and the kardashians

 

[265]

I swear the entire daily mail celeb section is just the backhams and the kardashians

Plus washed out zelebs and other failures.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Yes like the vile Skanky Price.

 

[265]

Yes like the vile Skanky Price.

Not all often, she's in the red tops most of the time where you don't see much of the Beckhams.

 

[youRjokingHunz]

Cooklyn strikes again… the lasagne sounds horrific .. dry as duck and burnt to boot ..

yeah Cooks.. well done again haha he would t pass 6th form home economics test

 

[265]

Cooklyn strikes again… the lasagne sounds horrific .. dry as duck and burnt to boot ..

yeah Cooks.. well done again haha he would t pass 6th form home economics test

It's Vegan for starters, if he was cooking a proper lasagne it might look worthy.

 

[Rach472]

I watched some of the chippendale thing. Nicola was dreadful, so wooden.

 

[lilyannrose]

I swear the entire daily mail celeb section is just the backhams and the kardashians

I'm convinced both families must pay for the constant coverage.

 

[Tabitha D]

I’m loving the new names Ooze and Dopeo for Cruz and Romeo

Please stop you are not Justin Bieber

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He looks a complete bellend.

 

[turtleneck10]

I reallllly don't think the Brooklyn & Nicola relationship has another year in it. For real. This time next year they're done. Once you pass the honeymoon phase, it's really going to be all downhill

 

[ThePelican]

She looks emaciated. God knows how tiny she must look in the flesh.

Back in the Spice Girl days I was (unintentionally) right behind her as she was leaving a venue. I only got the back view, but her ass would have fit into my hands. Not that I tried.

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This brought out the grammar nazi in me...

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Me too. Two mistakes in a four-word sentence.

 

[Nelly's mum]

It's Vegan for starters, if he was cooking a proper lasagne it might look worthy.

Nah, he's just not a good cook! I made vegan lasagne last night (I'm vegi but this happened to be vegan) and mine was lovely His looks really dry, he should have made a white sauce to pour over the lasagne before it went in the oven.
And I can't stand watching him eat - he just leans in to the camera, shovels the food in and chomps away. Gruesome, I always stop the video before he gets to that point !!

 

[Eureka]

It's Vegan for starters, if he was cooking a proper lasagne it might look worthy.

That’s not what a vegan lasagne is supposed to look like.

 

[265]

Nah, he's just not a good cook! I made vegan lasagne last night (I'm vegi but this happened to be vegan) and mine was lovely His looks really dry, he should have made a white sauce to pour over the lasagne before it went in the oven.
And I can't stand watching him eat - he just leans in to the camera, shovels the food in and chomps away. Gruesome, I always stop the video before he gets to that point !!

Yeah, he's a crap cook and his eating habits are just vile.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

He looks a complete bellend.

TBH I don't think he is the full shilling

 

[265]

Gotta love SM, this from a FB page.

 

[Mikesqueen]

Yeah, he's a crap cook and his eating habits are just vile.

Brooklyn always looks like he is shovelling hot food into his gob. As for those grubby hands….