Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing

[Mavvers]

The state of Posh and Becks...all that money and they quite often look like the unhappiest people you ever saw.

None of them ever look happy, do they? Ma and Pa clearly detest one another. Dorklyn flits from 'career' to 'career' between visits to the tattoo parlour. Ooze tries to pull off the 'gansta' look and fails consistently with his 2 left feet trying to replicate his father's footballing success. (Although, he was a tennis prodigy ) Romero is another without drive, focus or determination. Time will tell how Harpic turns out, but with V&D to guide you, who knows?

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None of them ever look happy, do they? Ma and Pa clearly detest one another. Dorklyn flits from 'career' to 'career' between visits to the tattoo parlour. Ooze tries to pull off the 'gansta' look and fails consistently with his 2 left feet trying to replicate his father's footballing success. (Although, he was a tennis prodigy ) Romero is another without drive, focus or determination. Time will tell how Harpic turns out, but with V&D to guide you, who knows?

think l mixed the two fellas up?

 

[ShoegazerStar]

And now the gormless twit Dorklyn is wearing a necklace with Nicola on it. He is so obsessed with her. Totally over the top behaviour.

 

[Eureka]

And now the gormless twit Dorklyn is wearing a necklace with Nicola on it. He is so obsessed with her. Totally over the top behaviour. View attachment 1915159

It’s very childish looking. Everything about him reminds me of a teenager in their first relationship. Very infantile ways of displaying your love which look great on SM but which don’t actually mean anything. But then I suppose his model of marriage has been a couple who seem to stay together despite not actually liking each other very much.

 

[Socklicker]

 

[lilyannrose]

I expect the Beckhams would have preferred that Brooklyn has married the daughter of a billionaire than he became a Marine

I feel like they'd honestly be secretly devastated if any of their kids shunned the limelight and got a "normal" job.

 

[Miss polar]

What a gormless looking twit!

 

[265]

I expect the Beckhams would have preferred that Brooklyn has married the daughter of a billionaire than he became a Marine

He wouldn't last 5 minutes as a Marine.

 

[emm]

He wouldn't last 5 minutes as a Marine.

Was it a chance he was going to be one?! He wouldn't last a normal shift in any kind of job let alone something military related

 

[turtleneck10]

Wow the new pics of Cruz in his IG story - he and Romeo look SO alike as they're getting older.

 

[Sinderella]

Dorklyn has become a laughing stock. No clue or self awareness. He appears to have the mentality of a 12 year old. I think it's pretty obvious Peltz married him for the name and profile boost. Most people had never heard of her before Dorky. The obsessive, cringey tattoos seem a desperate attempt to keep hold of her. This is not gonna end well. As for the other two. Well Dopeo was gonna win Wimbledon but realising he was no tennis player switched to football, which he's not very good at either. And Snooze the pretend Justin Bieber, now appears to be a gormless twit aswell. Thinks he's edgy and cool dressing like he threw some clothes on in the dark.
All 3 have become laughing stocks and it's all down to Vick and Dave's atrocious parenting. No work ethic installed and constant praise for being less than average.
Serious question. Where do you see these boys in 5 or 10 years?

None of them ever look happy, do they? Ma and Pa clearly detest one another. Dorklyn flits from 'career' to 'career' between visits to the tattoo parlour. Ooze tries to pull off the 'gansta' look and fails consistently with his 2 left feet trying to replicate his father's footballing success. (Although, he was a tennis prodigy ) Romero is another without drive, focus or determination. Time will tell how Harpic turns out, but with V&D to guide you, who knows?

I’m loving the new names Ooze and Dopeo for Cruz and Romeo

Please stop you are not Justin Bieber

 

[Murphygirl]

Back in the kitchen again

 

[liarliarpantsonfire]

I’m loving the new names Ooze and Dopeo for Cruz and Romeo

Please stop you are not Justin Bieber

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Why do his feet and legs look like that the angle is just so bizarre

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Why do his feet and legs look like that the angle is just so bizarre

Has he got ten to two feet?

 

[SaLou]

This brought out the grammar nazi in me...

 

[dopeymcdopey]

I feel like they'd honestly be secretly devastated if any of their kids shunned the limelight and got a "normal" job.

However, think how much a stint in marines would do for the knighthood ambitions. They'd be all over it with how brave he is, how hard it is for them, how he loves his country and arselicking the royals even more. As long as he embraced celeb after a couple of years I think They'd love it.

 

[Meringue22]

Perfect

 

[Shinealight]

Back in the kitchen again

“Slammed as out of touch”
Did anyone believe that he’s actually ever been “in touch” before this article was published?
His whole life has been one long out of touch media circus.[/QUOTE]

 

[Murphygirl]

Latest from DM, she looks utterly miserable, how long before she files for divorce, she’s got the name and media exposure now

 

[265]

Latest from DM, she looks utterly miserable, how long before she files for divorce, she’s got the name and media exposure now

He looks all puffed up and She is doing her VB impression. What a sad looking pair and I'm not
talking about her tits either.

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“Slammed as out of touch”
Did anyone believe that he’s actually ever been “in touch” before this article was published?
His whole life has been one long out of touch media circus.

Dorklyn has always lived in the family bubble, he has no bleeping clue.

 

[Meringue22]

Latest from DM, she looks utterly miserable, how long before she files for divorce, she’s got the name and media exposure now

She some across as being such a miserable cow! Resting witch face springs to mind