The “nutter” in the kitchen again with latest wild concoction 
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Someone needs to tell him to stop it, how can his loved ones stand by while he makes a totalThe “nutter” in the kitchen again with latest wild concoction
of himself?cringeworthy doesn’t even come close.
He needs an interventionThe “nutter” in the kitchen again with latest wild concoction
Sunglasses indoors just looks really stupid, it was bad enough when she wore them at the Brentford B team game when it was -2!
I know she thinks she's a fashion designer but her whole look is so Karl Lagerfeld circa 1985.
It certainly is.
Whilst I loathe the whole concept of the 'fashion elite'( he was apparently a humourless mean person) he did have talent.Someone needs to tell him to stop it, how can his loved ones stand by while he makes a total
cringeworthy doesn’t even come close.
Sometimes, l wonder if he's trolling us and taking the piss. Then l give my head a wobble and realise he's not that clever!The state of Posh and Becks...all that money and they quite often look like the unhappiest people you ever saw.
so embarrassingThe “nutter” in the kitchen again with latest wild concoction
She looks emaciated. God knows how tiny she must look in the flesh.
Gosh she is soo thin.
Dorklyn has become a laughing stock. No clue or self awareness. He appears to have the mentality of a 12 year old. I think it's pretty obvious Peltz married him for the name and profile boost. Most people had never heard of her before Dorky. The obsessive, cringey tattoos seem a desperate attempt to keep hold of her. This is not gonna end well. As for the other two. Well Dopeo was gonna win Wimbledon but realising he was no tennis player switched to football, which he's not very good at either. And Snooze the pretend Justin Bieber, now appears to be a gormless twit aswell. Thinks he's edgy and cool dressing like he threw some clothes on in the dark.The “nutter” in the kitchen again with latest wild concoction
All 3 have become laughing stocks and it's all down to Vick and Dave's atrocious parenting. No work ethic installed and constant praise for being less than average.
Serious question. Where do you see these boys in 5 or 10 years?
Thin enough to use her ribs as a xylophone.
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What about Harper?
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Brooklyn Beckham's fans criticise his 'basic' vegan lasagne
Brooklyn Beckham has been accused of making a recipe that school children would learn in their food technology lessons as he served up his latest cooking flop.
Some golden comments on this one.
I laughed out loud at the person who suggested the next thing will be how to microwave a ready meal, and the person who suggested how to open a tin. Because that really is about the level of basic Brooklyn is at in these videos.
At least one with some kind of substance abuse in recovery making some kind of self help book/online course with a tell all memoir (something along the lines of Harry with waybmore detail than anyone wants
)I feel so sorry for Brooklyn. Unless he’s doing this on purpose? 
I have not mentioned Harper as she is still young and not aspiring to be anything yet. Hoping she can be different and actually make something of herself. Time will tell.
I think I'm gonna stop insulting Brooklyn now, it's too easy, it's too punching down. 
He never wears gloves! His hands always look grubby and how many germs have accumulated under those rings? So glad I don’t have to eat anything made by him!Brooklyn Beckham's fans criticise his 'basic' vegan lasagne
Brooklyn Beckham has been accused of making a recipe that school children would learn in their food technology lessons as he served up his latest cooking flop.www.dailymail.co.uk
Some golden comments on this one.
I laughed out loud at the person who suggested the next thing will be how to microwave a ready meal, and the person who suggested how to open a tin. Because that really is about the level of basic Brooklyn is at in these videos.
And thankfully you never will….He never wears gloves! His hands always look grubby and how many germs have accumulated under those rings? So glad I don’t have to eat anything made by him!
I expect the Beckhams would have preferred that Brooklyn has married the daughter of a billionaire than he became a MarineYeah, I love diluted, watery cocktails too Brooklyn
I used to be fairly tolerant of the Beckhams but have gone right off them since a. David's willingness to endorse virtually ANYTHING for money and b. Their attempts to foist their plain, talentless nepo kids on to us.
I saw an article about Gordon Ramsay's son at his Royal Marines passing out parade and there were lots of pointed comments btl about him giving tips to the Beckhams
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