I personally love that Harper isn't the "girly girl" VB wanted... she can become just herself, not the "fashionista" she wanted.
Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing
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FFS here we go,bleedin sunglasses on,she really is pathetic.
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David Beckham offers coat to wife Victoria
Romeo's Brentford B played a friendly game against Huddersfield Town at St. George's Park with his famous parents turning out to show their support.
Looks like Cooklyn has a contender for the title of most gormless and bandy legged!I am da gangsta MC u eva did c cuz ma name is Lil Cruz Peckham
He proper thinks he is some HUGE superstar
Hands down the most annoying of the Beckham sprongs
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Oh great it's Ooze Beckham, too cool to wear his tie the right way round or to employ correct postureI am da gangsta MC u eva did c cuz ma name is Lil Cruz Peckham
He proper thinks he is some HUGE superstar
Hands down the most annoying of the Beckham sprongs
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What a nob.I am da gangsta MC u eva did c cuz ma name is Lil Cruz Peckham
He proper thinks he is some HUGE superstar
Hands down the most annoying of the Beckham sprongs
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Look up the word “try hard” and you’ll see this pic in the dictionary.
His bandy bastard legs I suppose.Oh great it's Ooze Beckham, too cool to wear his tie the right way round or to employ correct posture
Knobhead
I am da gangsta MC u eva did c cuz ma name is Lil Cruz Peckham
He proper thinks he is some HUGE superstar
Hands down the most annoying of the Beckham sprongs
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Where to start? We'll go Daaaayvid first: used to be such a handsome fella. Now resembles a soiled, redundant waxwork that's been laying in a dusty warehouse. Cast aside with beetamax video tapes, Black Lace LPs (showing my age) and copies of The Bench. He's been given a quick wipe over, had a syrup plonked on his bonce and shoved in some clothing that should look fabulous, but fails miserably. He also looks like he needs a crap in this picture.Cruz? What the duck is he wearing. I'm guessing mummy dressed him in Dorklyn's hand-me-downs. What's with the 'gansta' pose? More 'hamsta' I'd say. And he appears to be wearing platform trainers (perhaps his favourite spice girl is Ginger?)
The pair of them look so grubby. Take them round the back and get the hose out. . . Not the first time David's heard that phrase!
I hope Harper goes into Women's Football, that would annoy VB for sure plus Women's football is getting some
real attention now.
Oooh. We taking bets on what he’ll have first?
My guess would be the clear blue stick.
Closely followed by the heartbeat rhythm. Possibly intertwined with his n hers. Aww. Wouldn’t that be romantic?????
All of the above, plus the urine sample the test was taken in.. and a pack of unopened tampons
That Vogue photoshoot really makes you appreciate that modelling really does take talent and not everyone can do it. It was like the photographer was bored or something. Nicola has a certain blankness around the eyes that doesn’t help. And I see that Dorklyn was kept in soft focus in the background whenever possible 
Hahaha the Clearblue stick
Dying. But I can totally see the heartbeat rhythm one happening 
None of the above…
She’ll use a surrogate rather than spoil her figure
Again, that silly bum fluff ‘tache thing they’ve all doneI am da gangsta MC u eva did c cuz ma name is Lil Cruz Peckham
He proper thinks he is some HUGE superstar
Hands down the most annoying of the Beckham sprongs
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Oh! Can any one post it on here please?
Cruz looks like an updated Charlie Chaplin
The parents probably pay Vogue to have them in it. What do they bring to justify being in Vogue?
Vicky's radiant smile?
Dave's scintillating conversation?
Brookie's business acumen?
Can’t be said enough, he’s such a wet, gormless, personality-devoid, useless lumpy sack of potatoes. Who cares if he seems “sweet” or “harmless”? He add absolutely nothing to any situation, doesn’t even make people laugh, like Vic does a bit. And What the HELL does Nicola see in him. She’s obviously a complete plastic bleep but no denying she comes off well spoken and poised in interviews, with natural style and camera charm. As an actress, her best role to date has been to try and convince the public this is all genuine and she ain’t even doing a good job at that! It’s the most baffling pairing ever.
Said it before, thIs weird marriage of convenience offers both families some sort of major tax relief and questionable money funnels for each sides respective millions and billions, within the very complicated U.S and UK/Europe assets and incomes systems. Calling on all journalists who regularly look to Tattle for stories and ideas to PLEASE investigate this with all the resources available at your disposals.
Said it before, thIs weird marriage of convenience offers both families some sort of major tax relief and questionable money funnels for each sides respective millions and billions, within the very complicated U.S and UK/Europe assets and incomes systems. Calling on all journalists who regularly look to Tattle for stories and ideas to PLEASE investigate this with all the resources available at your disposals.
Chef beckham can make the gender reveal cake too! Multi talented that one.Hahaha the Clearblue stick
I dunno about that. I suppose a lot depends on whether or not she can still tolerate him touching her….. 
It wouldn’t stop the tattoos though!
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