Ever seen that cartoon where it zooms into a characters brain and it's that monkey toy with the cymbals crashing together showing how vacant their thoughts are?... that's him.
Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing
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Nicola always looks like she's just smelled something very bad. Stuck up moo.
I always try to be kind about Brooklyn, because he was sabotaged by his parents into Brand Beckham rather than encouraging him to learn and find a passion. And ultimately that wasn't his fault. And I think he is a nice guy, basically harmless. But it's hard not to take the piss sometimes.
Perfect
I can’t unsee that now!Her tit nose job doesn’t help. She needs a refund
Agreed. I sometimes worry I'm too mean about him because he's the lowest hanging fruit when it comes to "celebs" to roast and doesn't seem like an unpleasant dude by any means....but it's just too easy. If it were anyone else I'd think they were secretly trolling everyone.
There are moments when l do feel quite sad for the plank. It's not his fault his parents are driven by cold hard cash, social media likes and publicity. Or that they're dire parenting skills have left him with no ambition, drive or focus in life. And then he pulls something else out of the Mary Poppins career bag and we're off again. Priceless.
It's the way mum and dad basically encourage him to humiliate himself that gets to me the most. Good parents would pull him aside and have some difficult conversations. Obviously they can't tell him what to do at his age but they could still try to gently steer him away from actively being such a tit. They must know he's a laughing stock.
I’m not sure. They are sooo out of touch, would not surprise me if they think all is well lol. I mean, who is getting them these deals and endless interviews
I really don't think they're that savvy. Any publicity is good as far as they're concerned. If it was either of mine (which it wouldn't be. Unless they were piss taking) I'd tell them straight.
Even he himself doesn’t like his own cooking 
7.5k bottle of wine in ‘his’ cellar. Yeah yeah Dorklyn
Definitely gormless.
Talking of Wine....
www.dailymail.co.uk
I bet he just bought some expensive wine to impress people without knowing duck all about wine.
Brooklyn Beckham gives a glimpse of his VERY pricy wine cellar
The son of football royalty David Beckham, 23, posted the snapshot on Instagram on Friday evening with the caption 'wine time' as he relaxed ahead of the weekend.
I bet he just bought some expensive wine to impress people without knowing duck all about wine.
He pi**es people off, especially culinary students, who hold down really tough jobs in kitchens, for a pittance, whilst studying to become chefs.
It's a slap in the face and an absolute pi*s take.
Wonder what mummy and daddy's friend Gordon R makes of it all, he remains silent ... another hypocrite.
It's a slap in the face and an absolute pi*s take.
Wonder what mummy and daddy's friend Gordon R makes of it all, he remains silent ... another hypocrite.
If it’s Tom and Jerry we must be of a similar ageThat's the one!!!!
Couldn't remember if it was from that or Tom & Jerry
I am da gangsta MC u eva did c cuz ma name is Lil Cruz Peckham 
He proper thinks he is some HUGE superstar
Hands down the most annoying of the Beckham sprongs
He proper thinks he is some HUGE superstar
Hands down the most annoying of the Beckham sprongs
DB looking like a wax figure as per usual. He clearly goes to his wife's botox appointments.
Definitely, he’s so weird looking nowadays.
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