Beckhams #5 what's greyer Victoria's meal or David's hair?

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Always thought red and Green should never be seen, Harper’s dress is still not appropriate for an young girl omo
 
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Victoria looks like a Christmas tree.

Most peculiar looking being led by Harper in the lemon yellow dress and chunky clashing trainers.

(Nothing against trainers and a dress but they don't look right in this instance).
 
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Derek with his pastel suit and manbag walking like Lionel Blair, an octogenarian.
 
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What’s with these dresses Harper is wearing. I don’t want to see a child’s cleavage, let her be a child.
 
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I see Brooklyn has got his grandad jeans on again. What happened to little Cruz words fail me.
 
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Can't wait for all the kids to jump ship when they're old enough and expose mommy dearest and smug dave for the blaggers they are. Not a pot to piss in and the in laws have got the measure of them. The whole set up is just sooooo off. VB with her E. D for decades, daves cheating, using their kids for publicity, poor unfortunate looking and unfortunate named harper dressed as a hooker, looking like an overweight midget next to two E. D models :eek:
that kid is messed up already, wait until she leaves the grasp of those two cadaver parents and enters the real world with no ambition, just a few million bought bots on her socials.
They're like a cult. Must be exhausting acting 24/7.
 
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Can't wait for all the kids to jump ship when they're old enough and expose mommy dearest and smug dave for the blaggers they are. Not a pot to piss in and the in laws have got the measure of them. The whole set up is just sooooo off. VB with her E. D for decades, daves cheating, using their kids for publicity, poor unfortunate looking and unfortunate named harper dressed as a hooker, looking like an overweight midget next to two E. D models :eek:
that kid is messed up already, wait until she leaves the grasp of those two cadaver parents and enters the real world with no ambition, just a few million bought bots on her socials.
They're like a cult. Must be exhausting acting 24/7.
That's not going to happen, and not really true either.
 
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The black dress Harper wore to the event is very inappropriate for a 11 year old
 
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It’s like a freak show has rolled into town. They all look ridiculous. And it’s perverse that the little girl is wearing such a revealing, adult dress.
 
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Vic looks like a porno Christmas elf. Poor Harper, my daughter 11 and I wouldn't let her wear anything like that, it's not fashion for that age anyway.
That family is anything but effortlessly stylish! They look a mess and all the men look greasy.
 
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It’s like a freak show has rolled into town. They all look ridiculous. And it’s perverse that the little girl is wearing such a revealing, adult dress.
Freak show was what came to mind here too! I feel so sorry for those kids; being paraded in front of the media to keep their parents’ fake brand going.
I wonder what it took to get Brooklyn to go along with this latest charade.

Vic looks like a porno Christmas elf.
love this 😂 😂
 
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Bloody hell Romeo got big.
Cruz walking in there thinking he’s Marky Mark or some tit 🤣
I’m guessing it’s this pic that everyone thinks makes Dave look like an old man? It looks like he’s forgotten where his house is and is stumbling about in a confused state
 

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I do try not to be critical of anyone’s looks.
But I’ll make an exception in his case: David looks like a complete tool, and he’s really not ageing well - especially for a former athlete who’s allegedly teetotal.
He looks like he’s been hitting the whiskey bottle for years, so rough.
 
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Harper is a sweetie. Those boys though, they all look ridiculous and in need of a wash. David looks like he’s going to seed.
 
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