Beckhams #5 what's greyer Victoria's meal or David's hair?
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I made it to brooklyn slander tiktok, lmao, can't believe the number (bleeping 70?????)
That pizza is TRAGIC. Basic isnβt the word.
His grubby looking bare hands at that...
Remember when he poked the fried egg with his dirty finger to break the yolk? I wonder if Gordon Ramsay does that!His grubby looking bare hands at that...
He had all his rings and tit on as well so that's a nice amount of metal residue mixed in.
I wonder why that is?
shocking as his other culinary knowledge is so good!
When you have VB for a mother, it's no wonder he hasn't got a bleeping clue about what to do in the kitchen
He probably makes a cracking salt on toast though
I must admit to using my hands to squeeze tinned tomatoes too 
though to be fair my nails are short and always scrubbed before and after, and obviously no jewellery... and even at that I think I'm a bit rank for doing it! 
Not to be dramatic but I think I'd sooner starve to death than eat anything prepared by Cooklyn!
though to be fair my nails are short and always scrubbed before and after, and obviously no jewellery... and even at that I think I'm a bit rank for doing it! Not to be dramatic but I think I'd sooner starve to death than eat anything prepared by Cooklyn!
I reckon heβs been to a birthday party at Pizza Express where you get to make your own and take it home!!
Canβt Cooklyn Wonβt CooklynCan't Cooklyn
Loooool 
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Cooklyn - great nickname whoever came up with that
Soon to appear in his own show....
Ready Steady Cooklyn
Soon to appear in his own show....
Ready Steady Cooklyn
Iβd love to see him on Masterchef. First out without a doubt.
Hopefully Cooklyn can prepare these next
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