A close up on Brooklyn from Nicola’s latest Insta post. What a state.
Looks like he hasn’t slept in a week, and lives on beige food. He looks so grubby too!
Beckhams #5 what's greyer Victoria's meal or David's hair?
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A close up on Brooklyn from Nicola’s latest Insta post. What a state.
Looks like he hasn’t slept in a week, and lives on beige food. He looks so grubby too!
This thread makes me laugh so much 
Lives on beige food I love it
I love it 
Imagine that crawling on top of you saying " I love you my wife"
Nicola must put a paper bag over his head
The new King of Rock Cruz Beckham
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This thread gives me life haha Dorks just is a flabby pointless Nepo baby .. that just can’t latch on to any Rock face despite the actions of his parents and probably all their friends..
I’m just living for the day Gordon takes him under his wing.. or watches him make beer battered fish..
comedy gold.. go on Gordon slap his flabby shapeless face between two slices of Hovis and call him a idiot sandwich..
I’m just living for the day Gordon takes him under his wing.. or watches him make beer battered fish..
comedy gold.. go on Gordon slap his flabby shapeless face between two slices of Hovis and call him a idiot sandwich..
@Joannablogg Your avatar compliments your post perfectly. ✨️Imagine that crawling on top of you saying " I love you my wife"
Nicola must put a paper bag over his head
It's not going to happen CruzThe new King of Rock Cruz Beckham
and steptoe fawning over anything with a pulse. Their kids lives are exposed and ridiculed at every turn, looks like the exposure will soon climax to a crisis of epic proportions
xx.
I don’t get why famous people with lots of money like to dress scruffy like they don’t have any money and what he’s wearing would’ve been fashionable around 2004/2005
Omg he's too young to be having such defined bags/dark circles under his eyes, and his face looks puffy too. He looks terrible.
Hope it's just lack of sleep and nothing more serious.
Hope it's just lack of sleep and nothing more serious.
I know there was a rumour of coke. Hopefully he’s not going down that route.
Plausible in those circles. Plus he comes across as being easily led
Victoria looks a right mess in her IG makeup video what has she done to her face? also claiming to have 'nothing on my face apart from skincare' pull the other one love, you have more makeup on than a cosmetic counter! 
Victoria posting a story of Cruz up on stage, pretending to be a rock star, surrounded by musicians who are actually playing and a microphone. He’s literally playing air guitar while a real guitarist does the work. Of course she’s “so proud”. He don’t even hear him sing.
What a bleeping life eh? These kids get to play at whatever hobby (I use the word “hobby” as the word “job” is laughable in this context) they want to dabble in next. What is there to be proud of, Victoria?
What a bleeping life eh? These kids get to play at whatever hobby (I use the word “hobby” as the word “job” is laughable in this context) they want to dabble in next. What is there to be proud of, Victoria?
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She must be terribly allergic to her lipstick then - it’s taking months for the swelling to go down.Victoria looks a right mess in her IG makeup video what has she done to her face? also claiming to have 'nothing on my face apart from skincare' pull the other one love, you have more makeup on than a cosmetic counter!
How low is that parenting bar set?
Proud of what?
Her son doing
like this simply because having her and her husband as parents has given him a chance to do?I’d find it embarrassing if it was my kid.
Honestly I’m so down on the Beckhams at the moment. I’ve never liked them and the way they exploit their kids is hideous.
But I honestly try never to resent people just because they have a lot; I always think we’ll, good luck to them.
They’re so tone deaf though - well not even tone deaf; they actually seem to rub peoples noses in it with all their public showing off.
I’m having a bit of a crap time at the moment so I’m probably more cynical than usual, but given the current economic climate I think it’s pretty disgusting that they actually flaunt their good fortune in the way they do.
But I honestly try never to resent people just because they have a lot; I always think we’ll, good luck to them.
They’re so tone deaf though - well not even tone deaf; they actually seem to rub peoples noses in it with all their public showing off.
I’m having a bit of a crap time at the moment so I’m probably more cynical than usual, but given the current economic climate I think it’s pretty disgusting that they actually flaunt their good fortune in the way they do.
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