or heāll be showing how to cook toast!What next - will Brooklyn be showing us how to boil a kettle in his cooking segment
Beckhams #3 What do David's hair and Victoria have in common? They're both ridiculously thin!
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Maybe he'll do the mrs Beaton classic, toast sandwich?
I think you'll find he will need "An Assistant" to do all the difficult bits of all these onerous tasks 
Letās hope he doesnāt knock her teacher up this school year ā¦
I canāt even bring myself to watch the clip. The thumbnail of the presenter grimacing with her hand on his shoulder like heās not all there was enough. He needs to get some self-respect.
Oh look everyone I can put some pre cooked food on bread. Woop woop! 
V & D need to reign him in now. I mean it is beyond embarrassing that his photography is so poor and his cooking repertoire is a sausage butty. Surely they can see he's a laughing stock?
Nope, I donāt think they can
David is trying to get a Netflix cooking deal. Iām guessing this is his standard too.
The arrogance of Brooklyn. Total absence of talent or charisma, but suddenly he thinks heās such a great cook that he can go on telly and show other people how itās done. (I guess Jamie Oliver makes it look easy so any old idiot thinks they can do it).
As if anyone needs telling how to compile a ābreakfast sandwichā.
I also highly doubt this came from his grandmother. Heās more likely to have got his inspiration from the Tesco grabānāgo section.
Brooklyn, you useless tosser.
As if anyone needs telling how to compile a ābreakfast sandwichā.
I also highly doubt this came from his grandmother. Heās more likely to have got his inspiration from the Tesco grabānāgo section.
Brooklyn, you useless tosser.
I agree with some comments I read on DM about the possibility of him being a slow learner. I think he has several developmental issues which he hasn't spoken about. He seems to flit from one thing to the next, usually whatever's the cool thing for that moment in time. I don't think he even stuck at his photography course?
I blame David and Victoria for not insisting on him staying in school and developing some great, usable, skills and teachings for the real world. It can't have been easy for him growing up in that family.
I blame David and Victoria for not insisting on him staying in school and developing some great, usable, skills and teachings for the real world. It can't have been easy for him growing up in that family.
I watched it. It was indeed very painful. Apart from the dreadful sandwich-making he really lacks any ability whatsoever to hold a room. He just isnāt particularly pleasant or engaging to look at or listen to. Why on earth is he on US breakfast shows being lauded as a āsocial media sensationā in the first place?
That aside you have to admire the professionalism of those hosts - they kept that whole segment going with an extraordinary amount of energy and enthusiasm over what amounted to a pre-cooked bacon and egg sandwich.
Perhaps he has some learning difficulties, but they have the resources to employ the best help. My son has dyslexia, he attends an extra curricular class every week and does extra work outside school. They could get tutors, OT, etc but theyāre far more worried about clicks and buying him followers.
OK so I just forced myself to watch the clip. All he has done is fry an egg. Badly. I genuinely think he PRETENDED not to like runny eggs because he knew he wouldn't be able to make a successful runny fried egg. So basically, he's been granted a slot on TV, to showcase his so-called cooking skills, and he's failed to even properly fry an egg. I cringed the entire time. So his great grandma invented bacon and egg butties did she. Fml. He's a parody, that has to be the only explanation. Go away Brooklyn 
I can't find the video of him on the show, just videos commenting on it. Anyone have a link?
Brooklyn Beckham makes an English breakfast sandwich
Brooklyn Beckham, the eldest son of David and Victoria Beckham, has always loved to cook, and now heās sharing his skills on TODAY, demonstrating how to make an English breakfast sandwich.
Not sure if this will work, my first time posting a link
It worked. Thanks for that. What a basic thing to choose for a cooking segmentBrooklyn Beckham makes an English breakfast sandwich
Brooklyn Beckham, the eldest son of David and Victoria Beckham, has always loved to cook, and now heās sharing his skills on TODAY, demonstrating how to make an English breakfast sandwich.www.today.com
Not sure if this will work, my first time posting a link
His other videos include such gems as pasta with sauce from a jar apparently 
'Next week, Brooklyn will be showing us all how to do a pile of washing in the washing machine'.
Naah thatās far too technical, all the products to put in the right compartments, working out which program to select, cottons, synthetics will go straight over his head, then heās got to press the buttons
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